Fuck this. Fuck it all. When Tyler fucking Palko throws a Hail Mary pass for a touchdown, you know your team is going to lose. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Let me see if I can recap this piss fest.
Caleb Hanie: Sucked.
Offensive line: Sucked.
Roy Williams: Fuck you and your piss hands. When Hanie was actually throwing completions, you fuck up the most important one.
Matt Forte: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Mike Martz: Dumb ass.
Robbie Gould: Nice job shanking that easy field goal in the second half. Like it mattered anyway.
Chris Conte: When Brian Urlacher is ready to intercept a Hail Mary pass that decides who is going to win the game, you get the fuck out of the way. Instead, you put knock the ball right into Dexter McClusterfuck’s hands.
Even if the Bears do make the playoffs, what’s going to happen? Cutler and Forte (As it appears) are out for the season.