None of us have ever criticized Dusty the person. We criticize and make fun of Dusty the baseball manager. During this season, it’s nice to poke fun at a guy who is responsible for ruining at least one or two pitcher’s arms along with fucking up golden opportunities for a team to win the World Series.
Exactly, Matt. All kidding aside, I’m hoping Dusty makes a complete and quick recovery…so we can continue to bash him for the missed opportunities, mis-handling of pitchers and dumb/questionable comments to the media…HA!
Dude, remember that time where I tried using holy water to cure my horses? Or that moment when I said that black players play better in the daytime than white players? I sure miss those times! By the way…anybody know where my horses are at right now?
Exactly as I thought it would happen, the Cubs win game #61 and a stadium filled with sheeple sing that goddamned “Go, Cubs, Go” again.
IT’S THE FUCKING, GODDAMNED LAST GAME OF THE YEAR YOU STUPID, IGNORANT COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
And hell, the fucking morons on this fucking team run out onto the field as if they just won game 7 of the fucking World Series. And the goddamned sheeple, led by fucking Fanboy himself, FUCKING SING THAT GODDAMNED SONG!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking swear to god, these people do not fucking deserve a world title. I fucking hate you all!!!!! You ignorant cocksuckers make me ashamed of being a Cubs fan.
By the way sheeple, that 61st win that came on the last day of the year, it was against a team with more loses than you. A team that shut your goddamned asses out the two previous games. Why don’t you celebrate that you dickwads.
No, you can’t fire him. That much is correct. But we can get the message out to Fanboy that this shit won’t be tolerated. I don’t mean the losing. I know Epstein said this year and maybe the next 2-3 will be pretty ugly. But I would have no problem telling them to stop the insane, stupid bullshit like the dumb ass singing, the seventh inning guest conductor to butcher “Take me out to the ballgame”, the statues honoring players who have won NOTHING, and appreciation days for pitchers that have less than 100 wins.
GODDAMNIT, ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The focus MUST be placed on trying to get into position to field a team capable of winning the World Series. Burning down the shithole left behind by Moe Hendry is phase 1. Ultimately, I understand this will take years to do. But Kerry Wood appreciation days and statues of former players turned bumbling idiot radio announcers does not get you any closer to that goal. And somebody needs to beat that message into Fanboys cement head.