Going for the record?

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Just wondering, what is major league record for consecutive games getting shut out? The fucking Scrubs seem to trying to go for it. If I were Samardzjia I would demand to be traded today. I don’t think they’ve scored one fucking run for him. And they want us to get all excited about celebrating 100 years of futility in a goddamned urinal? Fuck you Ricketts! – chucky

Many thanks to our good friend chucky, for saving me the trouble of composing a new thread.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/child-shown-field-where-cubs-suck,35749/

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8 Responses to “Going for the record?”

  1. chucky Says:

    Thank you for the recognition Genre. It’s appreciated. It’s just getting to a point of being beyond ridiculous. One lousy fucking run in the last three games. Yes, I know they’re bad. I knew that before the damned season started. But seriously! This is what, three years into this so-called rebuilding shit. THEY ARE STILL GOING BACKWARDS!!!! “Ricky” Renteria isn’t the answer. How many managers do they plan on going through, anyway? Why hasn’t Derwin Barnyard not been shipped back down to single A so he can have a chance to hit half his fucking weight? Why are they more concerned with this stupid 100 year celebration of Wrigley Field, a place that has smelled like piss for a 100 years than trying to figure out why they can’t score fucking runs. What are they celebrating anyway? 100 years of futile baseball? I was so goddamned happy to see actual empty seats in that fucking dump today. I’ll tell you something, I’m at a point where I hope Ricketts has to file for bankruptcy. That how much I’m starting to hate this guy.

  2. genrebuster Says:

    I’m with you. I was in Chicago last weekend and purposely avoided Wrigley, even though I was staying 6 blocks away. I didn’t want to risk wigging out into a blind rage and cracking a sheeple in the head with a piece of mining equipment…or worse. You get the picture.

    Honestly, it’s beyond PATHETIC at this point…we need a new word.

    I officially hate what the Cubs stand for…and anybody in their right mind KNOWS that there is absolutely NOTHING to celebrate.

  3. Dan from Madison Says:

    Remind me again when the Theo Epstein magic starts kicking in?

  4. jimmy d. Says:

    Hey Guys,

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here. I truly believe that the Cubs will be sitting at 500 by the All Star break. 500 fans in the stands, that is!

    Don’t look now, but we’re only 7 games out of first…after the first two weeks of the season! Suhweeeet!!!

    Later,
    Jimmy D.

  5. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Q gets fined $25,000 for grabbin his dick yet baseball players do it all the time. I dont understand.

  6. Robert Says:

    When Olt plays the cubs have been shut out 1time when valboner plays they have been shut out three times in 15 games hmmmm

  7. genrebuster Says:

    good point CBSS

  8. Pie in the Sky Says:

    Bulls lost. Cubs got down 8-0 before they scored a couple runs. Nate Schierholtz…the team’s cleanup hitter…has 5 RBI. I guess that’s what a team should expect when they’re relying on a 30-year-old who has 45 career homers as their main run-producer. Baez might bat cleanup as soon as he’s called up, hopefully in June or sooner.

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