EPIC Fail, or let’s just celebrate the last 11 years!

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100 year celebration? What exactly is there to “celebrate?

The last Chicago Cubs World Series Championship was 106 years ago. Their last World Series apearance was 69 years ago.

How is it even possible for a MAJOR MARKET professional sports franchise to perform so miserably, for so long?

A few examples of  why the Chicago Cubs are PATHETIC:

  • The organization – the “powers that be” (including the bullshit “manager” who we can thank for bringing us all together) – stood by while  a fan (Bartman) was blamed for and subsequently took the fall for a total meltdown that cost the Cubs a pennant when they were actually in a position to win it all.
  • A never ending list of players who couldn’t make it happen when the big game was on the line.
  • Psychotic asshole players (Marmol, Bradley, who else?) who’ve choked over and over again, failing miserably when it mattered the most and disrupting team chemistry (bwahaha!) in the process
  • An even longer line of players who’ve under-achieved, failing miserably when it mattered the most.
  • An organization that has failed to respond appropriately and decisively, in a timely fashion…over and over again.

Lovable losers? You’re out of your fucking minds, there is nothing lovable about the Chicago Cubs.

The joke is on all long-suffering Cubs fans who’ve endured this endless stream of CRAP for so many years, as well as the tens of thousands (more?) fans who spent their entire lives cheering for an organization that should be recognized as the most PATHETIC ever.

The sheeple will continue to blindly support this shit-storm masquerading as a professional sports franchise, while the executives continue to cash in, drawing salaries that I’m sure most of us can only dream of….wink wink! I had high hopes for Tom Ricketts when he purchased the Cubs, but he strikes me as nothing more than just another wealthy, corporate FANBOY, in it for the $$$. I still believe Mark Cuban would have been a much better ownership option.

Lately I’ve been hearing that the New York Knicks are the worst franchise in professional sports….whoever agrees with that statement must not follow baseball, and clearly doesn’t know anything about the Chicago Cubs.

“100 year celebration”? I just threw up in my mouth.

Go Cubs Go!       baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

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17 Responses to “EPIC Fail, or let’s just celebrate the last 11 years!”

  1. genrebuster Says:

    Batter up! chucky, I’ve got you penciled in for the cleanup spot….but feel free to lead off.

  2. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    “Blow Cubs Blow, Blow Cubs Blooowww. Hey Chicago whadda ya say? The Cubs are gonna SUCK today!”

  3. genrebuster Says:

    1 on, no outs!

  4. chucky Says:

    Choke Cubs choke!
    Choke Cubs choke!
    Hey Chicago what do you say?
    The Cubs are gonna lose today!

    Choke Cubs choke!
    Choke Cubs choke!
    Hey Chicago what do you say?
    The Cubs are gonna lose today!

    They have the lack of power and speed
    to be the worst in the National League
    The Cubs are gonna lose today
    They will never go all the way

    Choke Cubs choke! Choke Cubs choke!
    Hey Chicago what do you say?
    The Cubs are gonna lose today!

    Choke Cubs choke!
    Choke Cubs choke!
    Hey Chicago what do you say?
    The Cubs are gonna lose today!

    The Cubs fans know their fate is sealed
    Still you’ll find them at Wrigley Field
    They’re tuning in to WGN
    To watch the Scrubbies lose again

    Choke Cubs choke!
    Choke Cubs choke!
    Hey Chicago what do you say?
    The Cubs are gonna lose today!

    Choke Cubs choke!
    Choke Cubs choke!
    Hey Chicago what do you say?
    The Cubs are gonna lose today!

    When Thibodeau is finally jettisoned (hopefully this offseason) I hope Fro will consider changing the name here to “Fire Ricky Renteria” And again, to anyone wishing to defend the currently unemployed Kevin FUCKING Gregg, I’ll say it again. KISS MY GODDAMNED ASS!

    Steve Goodman is fucking Satan. And Al Yellon is his butt-buddy for life.

  5. genrebuster Says:

    2-0.

  6. chucky Says:

    Easy Genre. It’s still early.

  7. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    Guys…my wife and I are watching the game online…the losers are up 6-3 in the 7th. I told her that St. Louis has them right where they want them, down 3 with 3 innings left!

  8. genrebuster Says:

    just checked the score…you might be right

  9. dvxprime Says:

    Two things:

    THing one: It’s epic bullshit that Wrigley Field hits 1-2 mil a year in attendance when most of the “fans” are just poser tourists looking for “The Wrigley Experience.” Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corrigan: “I remember being a fan when there were 6000 fans in the seats.”

    Thing two:

    chucky, lemme see what you can do with this:

    Hey, hey, holy mackerel,
    no doubt about it,
    the Cubs are on their way!
    The Cubs are gonna hit today
    they’re gonna pitch today
    they’re gonna field today
    come what may,
    the Cubs are gonna win today!
    Hey, hey holy mackerel
    no doubt about it
    The Cubs are on their way
    They’ve got the hustle
    they’ve got the muscle
    the Chicago Cubs are on their way!!!

  10. dvxprime Says:

    aaaand two for flinching…

  11. chucky Says:

    Hey, hey, holy batshit,
    no doubt about it,
    the Cubs suck in a massive way!
    The Cubs are gonna miss today
    they’re gonna bitch today
    they’re gonna piss the field today
    come what may,
    the Cubs are gonna lose today!
    Hey, hey holy fuck
    no doubt about it
    The Cubs totally suck
    They’ve got no hustle
    they’ve got no muscle
    the Chicago Cubs are on their way!!!

    Once again, to the National League Central division cellar!

    How’s that DVX? That’s about the best I can do on short notice.

  12. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    Ok…so I was just short of being right. Mrs. Superfan gave me some words of encouragement by saying I am right no matter what with that. It’s the thought that counts and that’s why I love her!

    PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!

  13. chucky Says:

    You have a good wife Matt. You should consider yourself fortunate. I’m sure that you do. And she’s right. They tried like hell to give the game back to them. Their effort just came up a little short.

  14. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/kyle-long-helps-9-year-old-boy-stand-up-to-bullies-050314

    So a “Long” story short, a kid is getting bullied on the bus, tells his dad and dad messages Kyle Long on twitter. So Kyle shows up to the kids sister birthday party. This kids dads a pussy. Grow a set of balls instead of asking the Chicago Bears to do your man work.

  15. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Happy Star Wars Day!! May the 4th be with you.

  16. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    So extreme rules ended early, think Glenn is ok?
    10 more games Hawks!! How is everyones beard?

  17. help my anus is too wide Says:

    help my anus is too wide

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