I was working during this game and was still able to take down some notes. I know some reading this may think I’m “overreacting.” But let’s be real: This is the Bears. Not another team. You can’t tell me that it’s football and these things happen. It happens to the Bears much more than the average team. They went 3-0 in the preseason last year and won the same amount in the regular season. So winning and losing isn’t the issue during these games. It’s what happens during them.
The Titans start the game with the ball and go right down the field for a touchdown. You know, I’ve seen this movie before. Seriously, I know it’s just preseason. But can this fucking franchise for once in our sad lives stop an offense to open up the game? Why do we always have to witness the defense give a score on the first drive?
The Bears take the ball after and wow. D.J. Moore has speed. And he actually gained yardage on one of those awful bubble screens that was the Ron Turner specialty. I don’t ever wish to see that again. But I am sure we will when the season begins. But the Bears got the ball back after the Titans punted and another touchdown with ease. Khalil Herbert this time scores. So maybe this is progress? Certainly, I’ve been wrong before.
Okay, here’s where our Bears show their true colors: Velus fucking Jones fumbling a punt return. I cannot stand this fucking guy and his fucking butterfingers. I think one of the guarantees when watching the Bears since last year is Velus Jones fumbling the ball. I don’t ever want to see this guy on the Bears again. He should be cut right now. The Bears got the ball back on the very next play. But then, gave it right back on a P.J. Walker throw to no one with a Bears uniform nearby. Can the Bears please stop signing shitty quarterbacks? It’s their motto. Nathan Peterwhacker played the third quarter. I just don’t fucking get it. How does someone with four touchdowns and 13 interceptions in their career still have a job? Fuck these two guys.
That same defense that is known for giving up a score on the first drive of the half also has a long history of doing the same before halftime. They gave up a field goal. Fuck.
Hey, look. A quarterback that may actually be worth something. I’ve wanted Tyson Bagent to be the second quarterback on the team. Unlike Walker and Peterwhacker, he may actually be decent. He had a nice pass on fourth down that moved the chains in the four quarter.
Remember how the Bears have a history of giving up points on the first and last drives of each half? Holy shit, did it appear that it was going to happen again. The Titans got all the way down to the 13 when the defense actually did something worth a damn late in the game. And not just once, but TWICE in the final two minutes.
Next up is a showdown in Indianapolis.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 
August 12, 2023 at 7:11 pm
I refuse to expect anything from this team. The way this goddamned organization is run there’s no fucking point in expecting anything from them.
Here’s my $64,000 question for you guys for this season. Which week do they finally decide to score 40+ in one game? Or will they even score 40 this year? IF they do, and that’s a massively huge if, I say late December, like Christmas Eve, against Arizona, and I won’t be surprised if they lose too. I have zero faith in this team, these players, the coaches, anything to do with them.
And could Bears fans FINALLY be waking up to this goddamned shit-ass organization?
https://heavy.com/sports/chicago-bears/velus-jones-cut-release-draft-bust/
August 13, 2023 at 11:38 am
The fans are just starting to realize that Velus Jones sucks? I knew that last year when he fumbled that run against the Vikings. What a wortheless excuse for a football player. He should be working at a Costco.
Fuck him.
August 13, 2023 at 4:30 pm
Hey Chucky, your boy Taillon sure came up with another “gutsy” performance this afternoon! 8 runs in 3 innings! Cubs are doing what they normally do, get everyone excited and then revert to form. I still say this team will end up in third place in the division. They haven’t got the pitching, either starter or bullpen, to compete for a championship. And until that changes they are nothing more than a flash in the pan.
August 14, 2023 at 10:22 am
Yeah, Ernie, I knew Tailon wasn’t going to last. And of course that shit bag Ross left him in there for three innings to fucking get killed. Fuck Ross. He’s in over his empty head.
The Cubs royally fucked up by getting white hot since the All-Star break. It was a streak they couldn’t maintain, and filled the fans, and themselves, a false sense of confidence. Now what do they do when they play .500 ball the rest of the way.