Assholes | Rams 20 Bears 17

January 18, 2026 by

I don’t give a fuck about comebacks. It should have never gotten to that point.

Ben Johnson left nine possible points on the board in regulation. At the end of the day, this is on him. The defense fell apart when it mattered most in overtime. But again, it should have never reached that point. Caleb didn’t need to air that shit out on the final offensive drive. They were marching up the field with short yardage plays. This is also Johnson’s fault for not telling Caleb to do that.

These assholes put me in tears right before this. I went to hug my dog and basically apologize for yelling at the TV all damn night, season, etc while he was on the couch watching.

I am done posting for a while unless Ben Johnson gets fired. He should. He cost this team.

Bears vs. Rams thread

January 18, 2026 by

Wind chill will be in the single digits. BEAR WEATHER.

Back from the dead | Bears 31 Packers 27

January 10, 2026 by

These emotions, I can’t fucking handle. Screaming at the TV. Almost in tears early on when it’s 14-3. My life as a fan of this team flashing before my eyes. The nightmare of 1995 when the 49ers killed the Bears in the Divisional Round. Jim Miller getting knocked out in 2002 against the Eagles in the same round. The Super Bowl loss in 2007. The Packers humiliating this team in 2011 in the NFC Championship. The Wild Card game in 2019 against the Eagles. You name it. This was going to be another game added to that misery.

We rarely see this team in the playoffs is what I’m trying to say.

Caleb showing calmness despite his shitty head coach putting him in a position to fail. They could have had a chance to get field goals early on. Instead, going for it on 4th down. Nothing. Then, that last offensive drive, I haven’t seen anything like it. Then, the defense actually waking the fuck up in the second half despite their best efforts to give this game away in the final two minutes. With the exception of the game against the Browns, this team and the defense specifically, has not put together four full quarters of solid play.

In past years, that ball bounces off Kyler Gordon’s hands and into a receiver for the Packers. It’s just fucking insane.

We will find out tomorrow evening who the Bears will play next week. I didn’t sleep all week. I probably won’t sleep tonight or next week either.

Bears vs. Packers Thread

January 10, 2026 by

As I expected, this is all I’ve been thinking about the entire week.

Run the ball. Cover your receivers. Don’t do stupid shit. This is a simple game when common sense is used by the coach. The talent is there.

Meet the new Bears. Same as the old Bears. | Lions 19 Bears 16

January 4, 2026 by

I know I have written that same headline before at some point in all these years of having this website. But it is appropriate.

As I was getting ready to type this, the Commanders just beat the Eagles. So the Bears will have the second seed and play the Packers next week at home.

I have zero confidence in this team. Everything that worried me was confirmed these last two weeks. No defense at all. AT ALL. They have the inability to cover a receiver. They have the inability to tackle. They are just not a good defense. And enough with the “they lead the lead in takeaways!” Your point? They let the Lions drive down the field at will countless times today. Same last week with the 49ers. The offense is absent for half of the game. They have ran out of miracles as we have witnessed the last two weeks.

The miracles are over. The lucky turnovers are over. Even though Caleb lead a comeback to tie it today, the offense fell apart after the defense got away with a pass interference and intercepted Goff.

Is the talent there? Many say so. I don’t see it. C.J. Gardner Johnson was one of the bright spots this season. He was awful today and got hurt at the end. So who knows if he is going to play next week.

Here are the facts: Ben Johnson is a fucking idiot and is putting the offense in a position to fail. Dennis Allen is a fucking idiot who is putting the defense in a position to fail. How difficult is it to cover a receiver? These are fucking professionals. My experience doesn’t go past junior tackle in terms of playing. But even we were taught back then how to cover a receiver. None of this fuckery “cover two” bullshit. As I said almost 20 years ago, it should be called the “cover who?” defense.

So what is it going to be? Is this team going to play like professionals or are they going to be the same old Bears that we have witnessed most of our lives? It’s their fucking choice.

Bears vs. Lions Thread

January 4, 2026 by

I don’t care about 4,000 passing yards. This obsession is fucking weird. Rest the starters and don’t risk the players who are already hurt. The goal is to win the Super Bowl.

Deflated | 49ers 42 Bears 38

December 28, 2025 by

I didn’t expect the Bears to win this game before it started. But the fact that this defense was absolutely horseshit is fucking humiliating. To add injury to insult, Luther Burden was hurt on the final play of the game. Caleb was running for his life and it was a disaster as soon as it was snapped. Caleb does not do that well on the run, especially while running backwards.

I am completely exhausted. Physically and mentally. The Bears showed their true colors tonight. Ben Johnson was fucking awful on the last two drives that didn’t result in the end zone. Terrible clock management as well. Dennis Allen should be fired before the plane ride tonight. This “bend but don’t break” defense was shattered tonight. I cannot keep screaming at the TV for someone to cover a receiver. I’ve been doing that for decades now.

Bigger picture now: The Bears don’t really have anything to play for next week. Just rest everyone important against the Lions. Get rested and healthy for what will probably be the Rams or Packers coming to town in two weeks. I doubt this team makes it past that anyway. But at least put them in a position to compete.

Bears vs. 49ers Thread

December 28, 2025 by

I meant to get this thread up earlier in the day. For the last week, I’ve been dealing with this shitty flu and still trying to work some days.

Last night, I was at a wrestling show in Hoffman Estates and after the Packers were about to lose, the entire crowd was chanting “Green Bay sucks.” It felt amazing as we don’t get this feeling very often in life. I am happy the Bears won the division. That being said, that’s not the goal of a team. We all know what is.

As I am posting this, the Seahawks just won. The Bears must win the last two while the Seahawks lose next week against the 49ers. We will see what happens.

Exorcising demons at the expense of our cardiac health | Bears 22 Packers 16

December 20, 2025 by

How many of you assholes thought the Bears were going to come back to win when down 16-6 while showing absolutely zero life?

If you raised your hand, you are a fucking liar. Nobody on this planet thought the Bears were going to win. Not even their own players. There were some costly penalties and while some were bullshit calls, this team needs to be more disciplined. The culture needs to change with that.

This team was absolutely quiet. The defense was letting the Packers drive down at will. Yes, field goals. But the Packers didn’t punt once this game. I am aware there were turnovers and some fuckery from Matt LeFluer. But damn. I cannot take this shit. Malik Willis was Donovan McNabb out there. Completely shredding the defense.

I still feel Caleb is suffering from horrible coaching. I am certain he called those plays on his own. I am certain he did the same on all those other game-winning drives. Ben Johnson is still a fucking idiot.

Jahdae Walker saved the game. That ball looked like it was going to sail into the stands. Instead, it went right into Walker’s hands on 4th down and his toes touched right before going out of bounds. I seriously need to get my blood pressure checked. I am still waiting for this team to put together four full quarters of solid play and zero stupid calls from Ben Johnson.

I will give credit to Cairo Santos. He hasn’t had a great year. He’s had some struggles. But holy shit. Kicking those three field goals in howling winds isn’t easy. So he deserves a free dinner tomorrow.

As it stands now, the Lions need to lose one of their last three games for the Bears to get into the playoffs. If the Packers lose one of the last two and the Bears win at least one of the next two, they clinch the division. The Bears play the 49ers on the road next Sunday night.

Bears vs. Packers Thread

December 20, 2025 by

It’s Round 2. Odunze and Burden are out. The running game needs to get going. When passing, the tight ends in Kmet and Loveland need to be utilized more.