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August 7, 2022

The Bears start the preseason slate this Saturday against the Chiefs.

This topic or other thoughts, put them right here.

Is another shitty Bear pissed off?

August 2, 2022

You can blame Ryan Pace for this one. But Ryan Poles is now responsible and must do something.

How can a player who was drafted with injury issues be pissed off?


This just in: Rookie who will probably suck is holding out for more money.

July 24, 2022

Jaquan Brisker | Safety | Penn State

Since he’s a safety, I don’t have any optimism. The Bears have a history of drafting defensive backs who don’t know how to cover receivers.

And yet, he’s the only rookie who is in a contract dispute.

Fuck this guy. He’s probably going to suck. Why does he think he’s better than all the others that signed and will probably also suck?

The Ryan Poles Disaster-a is off to a wonderful start.

Keep kicking us while we’re down, Blackhawks.

July 24, 2022

I know many don’t care about hockey. But damn, this is so bad. I’ve experienced the early 2000’s where the Blackhawks were so awful. Just shitty. And now, they are back in that kind of “bad.”

Last year, they announced they were getting rid of Pat Foley, who was one of the few reasons to watch the team during those days (and the recent years).

So, a few weeks after the new general manager of the team, Kyle Davidson, decided to trade the only player worth a damn in Alex DeBrincat for less value in return, the franchise decided to low-ball Eddie Olczyk. They go from fucking up the team on the ice to even forcing out the announcers.

A once-proud franchise has taken a shit in the last year. From finding out they were hiding sexual assault to now choosing to be bad and getting rid of any reason to watch the team, it’s all there. This is going to be very bad for the next several years at the very least.

To make matters even worse, a small minority are still trying to get the Blackhawks to change their name and logo. WHY?

We’ve been through this before. How the fuck is this offensive? Getting rid of names of teams such as the “Warriors”, “Indians” and “Braves.” And this isn’t a political issue. It’s a common sense issue. Leave the names and logos alone.


Can the Bears get more wins than arrests this year?

July 17, 2022

As it stands now, the Bears have had three useless players on their roster get cuffed and stuffed and training camp hasn’t even started yet. This is going to be a long season with an idiotic general manager and dipshit head coach.

You realize that the last sentence I typed could be used in any season since this site was started?

This is how bad it has become. It’s not going to get better at all.

Let’s hear it. More wins or arrests? Three is the magic number (currently).

Open thread

June 28, 2022

I’m exhausted.

With a month to go until training camp starts, I just wanted to remind everyone that these two men are losers before they even start losing.

June 23, 2022

Ryan Poles and Matt Eberflus (how does EberLose sound?) are already losing games for the Bears despite the season not starting yet. We have a general manager who signs the statistically worst quarterbacks in history to the head coach is sounding like he has “FIRE AND PASSION” in the worst of ways.

I’m already done with these idiots. Every year, the Bears are basically eliminated by Columbus Day. These two are not even qualified to run a high school team.

Fuck it. Fuck it all.

Ryan Poles and Matt Eberflus should be fired NOW!

June 8, 2022

How is this not grounds for termination? If the rule is no contact practices, then it should be exactly that. What the fuck are Poles and EberLOSE thinking? Yeah, these players fucking suck. But why are they jeopardizing whatever potential they have? This franchise has had a long history of injuries to players before they even play a down.

Fuck this franchise.

Open thread

June 4, 2022

Training camp is roughly 50 days away and Ryan Poles still hasn’t been fired yet for his idiotic decisions of signing of shitty quarterbacks and using a draft pick on a punter (despite the fact a punter is already on the roster). Fuck this guy.

Predictions for the 2022-23 season.

May 16, 2022

The schedule is out. I am late to the party posting. But I must say, most of us regulars here have been right in the past with these things. For me, I don’t see more than four wins on the schedule. The good news is that there are only three primetime games this year. Thankfully, the shitty football we watch is done and out of the way by late Sunday afternoon. Matt EberLOSE will have a fun year coaching this band of misfits.

The only wins I see are as follows: Texans, Giants, Lions (the first meeting) and, dare I say, the Packers. Yes. Those Packers in early December. Remember folks. There is one game every single season that the Bears have no business winning and end up doing so. I’m going all out with this prediction that the fourth and final victory of the season will be against the Packers.

Feel free to add your predictions in the comments. FIRE RYAN POLES!