Archive for August, 2008

Do not tell me to calm down.

August 31, 2008

I am not going to calm down and no one on this site should be told that by anybody.

We are REAL Cubs fans. Not the 38,000 out of 40,000 rich business fuckers who pack Wrigley Field who do not know a damn thing about the Cubs. Not the ones who say “Go Cubs”, wear the apparel and yet, do not follow this team on a daily basis. We expect collapes at any moment. I am not saying the season is over. I am not saying the Cubs are going to fall. Going into September, they will have a 4.5 game lead on the Brewers. However, the Phillies have proved that they are a BETTER team than the Cubs. Like it or not, they are and it wouldn’t fucking surprise me if they run away with the NL title. As of right now, they are the best team in the league. They should of won the first two games rather easily and we got lucky winning them.

Even though the Cubs still have the best record in baseball, the fact of of the matter is that the Brewers are right on us STILL.

People come into my work and tell me to calm down when the Cubs are losing and some of these people do not know a damn thing about baseball. I am tired of it.

Cubs vs. Phillies 8/28-8/31

August 28, 2008

Thursday – 7:05 p.m. Channel 9 – Ryan Dempster vs. Cole Hamels

Friday – 1:20 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Dick Harden vs. Joe Blanton

Saturday – 2:55 p.m. Fox – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Brett “I beat my wife in public” Myers

Sunday – 1:20 p.m. Channel 9 – Carlos Zambrano vs. Jamie Moyer

*Everyone and their mother knows that I hate the fucking Phillies*

Cubs vs. Pirates 8/25-8/27

August 25, 2008

Monday – 6:05 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Jeff Karstens

Tuesday – 6:05 p.m. Channel 9 – Carlos Zambrano vs. Ian Snell

Wednesday – 11:35 a.m. Comcast SportsNet – Jason Marquis vs. Zach Duke

Cubs vs. Nationals 8/22-8/24

August 22, 2008

Friday – 1:20 p.m. Channel 9 – Jason Marquis vs. John Lannan

Saturday – 12:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Ryan Dempster vs. Odalis Perez

Sunday – 1:20 p.m. Channel 9 – Dick Harden vs. Jason Bergmann

BONUS: THREE MINUTE VIDEO A MUST SEE ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A WRESTLING FAN. CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND ENJOY.

Bob Howry and Ryan Dempster doing some acting. Maybe “Brown Spot” Bob has another job once he gets let go by the Cubs.

Len Kasper: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!

August 20, 2008

When someone has a no-hitter/perfect game going, do not say they have one going. That is why they show the boxscore after every inning to tell you what is going on. I understand the commentator is suppose to inform but that is one thing you do not do.

He has been doing this for the last couple years and he has done it almost every time Harden had one in the early innings. He did it again Wednesday night when Lilly was pitching. At the end of the 5th inning, Len said that Lilly had not given up any hits. In the beginning of the 6th, Lilly gave up a lead-off double. Coincedence? I think not.

It is not coincedence that when an announcer mentions it, that all of a sudden a pitcher gives up a hit or walk. It happens 99% of the time. During a White Sox game on the radio earlier this year would be an example would Gavin Floyd was pitching one. Chris Rongey mentioned it then seconds later, Floyd gave up a hit.

Maybe I am too superstitious but the proof is there.

I like Len a lot and he has gotten better over the few years but seriously, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH when there is a situation like a no-hitter or perfect game.

Cubs vs. Reds 8/19-8/21

August 19, 2008

Tuesday – 7:05 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Dick Harden vs. Johnny Cueto

Wednesday – 7:05 p.m. Channel 26 – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Bronson Arroyo

Thursday – 1:20 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Carlos Zambrano vs. Aaron Harang

Why would anybody want to be seen out in public at WWE Raw with Bob Howry?

Why would anybody want to be seen out in public especially at WWE Raw with Bob Howry? (They show Howry and Dempster but only half of Mike Fontenot?) What a shame.

Fuck you Marlins!

August 18, 2008
I am going to strike this motherfucker out.

"I am going to strike this motherfucker out."

Cubs vs. Marlins 8/15-8/17

August 15, 2008

Friday – 6:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Carlos Zambrano vs. Josh Johnson

Saturday – 6:00 p.m. Channel 9 – Sean Marshall vs. Anibal Sanchez

Sunday – 12:00 p.m. Channel 9 – Ryan Dempster vs. Chris Volstad

Cubs vs. Braves 8/12-8/14

August 12, 2008

Tuesday – 6:00 p.m. Channel 9 – Dick Harden vs. Charlie Morton

Wednesday – 6:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet PLUS – Jason Marquis (Puke) vs. Jorge Campillo

Thursday – 6:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Tom Glavine

Another off day…

August 11, 2008

Your thoughts on the Cardinals series and the upcoming road trip to Atlanta and Florida in which are two places the Cubs always have problems with.

By the way, Jim Edmonds is the man.