Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus

The schedule is out. I am late to the party posting. But I must say, most of us regulars here have been right in the past with these things. For me, I don’t see more than four wins on the schedule. The good news is that there are only three primetime games this year. Thankfully, the shitty football we watch is done and out of the way by late Sunday afternoon. Matt EberLOSE will have a fun year coaching this band of misfits.

The only wins I see are as follows: Texans, Giants, Lions (the first meeting) and, dare I say, the Packers. Yes. Those Packers in early December. Remember folks. There is one game every single season that the Bears have no business winning and end up doing so. I’m going all out with this prediction that the fourth and final victory of the season will be against the Packers.

Feel free to add your predictions in the comments. FIRE RYAN POLES!

First, it’s Trevor Fucking Semen. Now it’s Nathan Peterman? Historically, one of the worst quarterbacks in NFL history was given a deal with the Bears. The Bears literally have two of the worst statistical quarterbacks in history (cue Yeti).

So the Bears didn’t bother to draft a quarterback that at least has some potential? Maybe even sign someone undrafted? Either is better than these two fucking dweebs.

Fuck Ryan Poles. Seriously, fuck this guy. He’s WORSE than Ryan Pace ever was and that dipshit signed Mike Glennon.

Have I mentioned that Ryan Poles can go fuck himself? Yeah, he can go fuck himself with a rusty fence post.

Chucky, you may need to get that wooden spoon ready. FUCK OUR TEAM!

After seeing Ryan Poles basically do what past Bear general managers have done by trading down for more picks, you would guess that history is repeating itself. But will it actually be different this time? My guess is no and I’ll give you one reason: He drafted a punter with one of the picks. They already have Pat O’Donnell. Why waste one of the picks on another one?

The Bears also drafted some players for the secondary. Are they actually bright enough to know how to cover a receiver? That seems to have been an issue for the last, I don’t know, 30 years. Fuck.

Discuss.