Archive for January, 2022

Matt Eberflus has been hired as head coach.

January 27, 2022

At least it wasn’t any the candidates that were proven to be abject failures (some that were interviewed by the way).

Will he actually make sense in the introductory press conference? Will he actually tell us that it’s unacceptable for defenses to not cover receivers? Will he be smart enough to call a run play on 2nd and inches rather than a pass play for an interception?

For the love of God, please let this guy drink the water at Halas Hall.

Ryan Poles is the new general manager of the Chicago Bears. Stupidity ensues if any of the following scenarios come true.

January 25, 2022

George loved this guy so much, that he actually went to O’Hare to pick him up. He even went to baggage claim to get his suitcase. What a lovely fellow!

The “experts” are claiming the Bears got the best option out there. That remains to be seen. And yet, the Bears are taking two steps back by bringing in shitty candidates to interview for head coach. Below are four candidates that have no business working for the Bears and if hired, Ryan Poles’ name will go up at the top of the page.

  1. Leslie Frazier – Read below this post for a diatribe on this guy. I don’t care if he wants to coach for free. He can go suck somewhere else.
  2. Dan Quinn – 28-3. Should I say more? Fine. I will. Yes, Tom Brady is the greatest. No doubt about it. However, when you basically give the game to him, you should never be allowed to coach again. He makes Matt Ryan throw with the team ready to put the game away. Instead of running the ball to do just that, he gave the Lombardi Trophy to the Patriots with no questions asked.
  3. Sean Payton – You see how Dan Quinn blew a lead in the Super Bowl when it was easily won? In 2019, the Saints had the NFC Championship in the bag against the Rams. All they had to do is run the ball the rest of the way to win. What happened instead? Pass! Yes, there was a no-call on the pass interference. But did it really have to get there? How stupid is this guy?
  4. Jim Caldwell – This guy has just sucked about everywhere he’s went. Enough.

How stupid are these coaches? Why isn’t common sense available? Why do these candidates continue to get interviews when there are others who haven’t even been considered that have a chance at actually being qualified? Why are other teams even bothering with these guys who have proven to be failures?

Can the Bears please do something creative? Can they please find someone who actually knows that when it’s 2nd and inches, to actually run a sneak? All I want is a coach with common sense?

After yesterday’s debacle, I’m certain Leslie Frazier is more than qualified to become the next head coach of the Bears.

January 24, 2022

In less than two minutes, the Bills gave up a 75-yard touchdown drive with ease along with letting the Chiefs drive 50 yards in 13 seconds to tie the game and force overtime. But it got worse from there. The Chiefs again marched down with ease in overtime for the game-winning touchdown on the first drive.

All of this came under the helm of Leslie Frazer.


I could care less. Because of that, I’m certain the Bears are going to want him even more. It was only appropriate how the dots are being connected. Four years ago, Matt Nagy pissed all over the Chiefs in his last game as offensive coordinator. He caused that loss. The Bears hired him a week later. Now, Frazier fucks it up for the Bills against those same Chiefs. The Chiefs have at least made it the AFC Championship every year since Nagy left.

In those three scoring drives for the Chiefs, it screamed “Chicago Bears” by the secondary not defending receivers and leaving everyone wide open. I get it. Mahomes is God. He’s very fucking good. But they made it easy for even Rick Fucking Mirer to play quarterback in that situation. The receivers were WIDE FUCKING OPEN. That is all on the defensive coordinator.

Now, we await the impending press conference of Leslie Frazier becoming the head coach and telling everyone that he will “grow from this.” Fuck. Can we please bring in someone who doesn’t suck at their job?

The Bears have interviewed about 139 candidates for the two vacant positions.

January 20, 2022

Has anyone stuck out in the sea of names? I am not familiar with general manager candidates.

For coach, I’d like to see former Dolphins’ head coach Brian Flores get the job. If not, Byron Leftwich (offensive coordinator for the Buccaneers) is a viable option.

Fire away, my frendts.

Rest in paradise, Grobber.

January 17, 2022

What awful news. Most mornings, I wake up and put The Score on while getting ready for the day. This morning, I find out within a minute that Les Grobestein had passed. The dude was a walking encyclopedia when it came to Chicago sports. It’s a shitty day today as a legend has left us.

I remember Grobber in the early/mid-2000’s being on CLTV Sports Page on Sunday nights. In today’s age, sports talk is everywhere and it’s oversaturated. Back then, there was that nightly show that I did everything I could to watch. Grobber was on the round table at times on Sunday nights. This dude knew everything about Chicago sports. He knew the dates of those games and what happened in them without any hesitation. It was unbelievable.

I called him to let him know the Bulls were basically frauds back in 2011. Les got myself and many more through horrible nights on The Score for the last 12 years or so.

There will never be another like him. Grobber will forever be missed.

Welcome to Fire Ted Phillips!

January 12, 2022

Don’t worry. If the Bears hire a piece of garbage for a head coach, his name will go up at the header as well. That’s what happened four years ago after Matt Nagy promptly blew a huge lead as the play-caller for the Chiefs in the playoffs that cost them the game. The Bears literally hired him within a week or two after.

Ted, do everyone a favor and fuck off. You’re better off taking inventory at Costco.

Pace and Nagy are GONE! But Ted Phillips remains.

January 10, 2022

I am very busy today with work and am currently listening to the shit show press conference by George McCaskey. And yes, Ted Phillips was confirmed to be involved in the hiring process for a general manager and head coach.

Fuck this franchise. Your thoughts in the thread.

The waiting game | Bears vs. Giants

January 9, 2022

For the love of God, George, fire everyone.

George McCaskey is really this stupid, isn’t he?

January 5, 2022

I didn’t see this report until Chucky posted it in the previous thread.

Seriously? We’re going to find out just how stupid he is on Monday. Fuck this guy and the entire franchise that I’ve followed for 30 years. Fuck.

Bears vs. Giants Thread

January 2, 2022

The march to the demise known as the 2021-22 Bears is nigh. Your thoughts on this game in the comments.