Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!

1. Dickface still threw two interceptions in this game. And right to the defenders.

2. Robbie Gould continued to prove that he is overrated and overpaid by missing a field goal and kicking the ball out of bounds on a kickoff.

3. The Bears stopped the Vikings towards the end of the first half with about a minute to go. They call a timeout and get the ball back. Then, they call a running play and let the clock run about 25 seconds. Then, Forte gets another run to midfield. Timeout. Then, Dickface, promptly, throws an interception when everyone knew where the ball was going because the Bears were out of timeouts. It’s clear that Trestman is a dipshit at clock management because this has happened numerous times.

Guess what’s next? That’s right. Lovie Lee Smith and the almighty Tampa Bay Buccaneers come to Soldier Field. Since I couldn’t even give away my tickets for free, I am stuck going to this shit fest. I have a FEELING I will hear a meatball yell “DA BEARS SHOODA NEVER GOTTEN RID OF LOVIE. THE PLAYERS RESPECT HIM”.

BEAR WEATHER

Folks, it appears that our site was hacked quite some time ago. A while back, I noticed a post that was not by myself nor Genrebuster that was posted recently but dated a few weeks ago that had nothing to do with sports but rather, how to save money on kitchen items. In addition, there have been some spam comments but I deleted those. I changed my passwords as well. Just for everybody to know, if you see any unusual posts (well, we always post those kinds), make sure to point it out.

By the way, who in their right mind would want to hack a website like this?

35-0 and counting. Come on Bears! Don’t stop until it’s 70-0!

This Sunday, barring any collapse by the Packers and/or Lions, is the Bears last chance to keep whatever prayer they have, alive. Looking at the standings, the division seems like the best chance for them to get in. The problem is, they are about four games back halfway through the season.

The Bears must win out to guarantee a playoff spot. Even if they go 7-1, it will be difficult seeing many other teams have better records who aren’t division leaders.

Ah, fuck it. This team sucks. Who am I crapping?