Em-Bear-Ass-Ing

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35-0 and counting. Come on Bears! Don’t stop until it’s 70-0!

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33 Responses to “Em-Bear-Ass-Ing”

  1. Fro Dog Says:

    I can’t wait for the post game show with Buffone and O’Bradovich on The Score.

  2. Pie in the Sky Says:

    Get all the players from one of those awful 90s Bears teams. Call it a reunion or something. They’d put together a better performance than this current team has tonight.

  3. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Passing CP/AT YDS TD INT
    A. Rodgers 18/24 315 6 0

    And thats just the first half, this could be historic…

  4. joshuahuffman2013 Says:

    I’m guessing Matt Flynn finishes this game. Rodgers might play the opening second half drive but that’s it.

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    Actually, I want Rodgers to stay in. We are watching history. The Packers have scored on every possession too (just like the first meeting this season).

  6. Fro Dog Says:

    Cheer up guys.

    http://www.robertfeder.com/2014/10/20/with-offer-from-abc-7-sun-is-shining-for-cheryl-scott/

    The “sun is shining”.

  7. Fro Dog Says:

    Is Trestman a fucking idiot? Why is Cutler still out there?

  8. Nemo Says:

    A serious organization would have fired Tucker at halftime.

  9. Pie in the Sky Says:

    Cutler throws screen pass. Packers’ 3rd string safety gets the Pick 6.

  10. Nemo Says:

    At times like this, you wish a drug cartel had bet millions of dollars on the Bears.

  11. chucky Says:

    The beatings shall continue until morale improves.

    Or until the end of the season, whichever comes first.

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    Buffone just said on The Score that Emery and Trestman had a closed-door meeting after the game.

    One can only pray that it is what I think it is.

  13. Nemo Says:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-haugh-bears-spt-1110-20141109-column.html

  14. chucky Says:

    Fro….I saw in the previous thread your comment about me wanting to set my house on fire. I don’t want to do that, but I would set the Chicago Bears on fire.

    Their best bet is to hope they don’t see me on the street, because I’m carrying a can of gasoline with me everywhere I go.

  15. jimmy d. Says:

    Fellas,

    I was too tired to post this when I got home from the game last night, but for a minute there it looked like we were playing against one of the local high school squads. After a quick re-evaluation, it was apparent that we were not, because our local squads have better defenses and quarterbacks than what we saw on the field last night. They showed a picture of Trestman on the Diamondvision/Jumbotron and that poor bastard looked like he needed a blankie and a nuk.

    Later,
    Jimmy D.

  16. Tony Cossio Says:

    I wanted Rogers to stay in so they could go 55+. The only reason why the Bears got 14, and the Packers under 60 is because McCarthy took pity and rolled out the third string.

  17. chucky Says:

    I’ve been thinking about this for most of the year, and maybe I’m grasping at straws here, but, to me, Jay Cutler doesn’t look good. And I’m not talking about on the field. He almost most looks like he’s bleeding from both eyes. I’m just wondering if his diabetes is catching up to him, or if he’s neglecting his health like he’s neglecting his kids health by not immunizing them. I know I’m crazy, but he sure looks beat up to me, and it’s not from playing football. Does this make any sense to you guys too?

  18. chucky Says:

    JESUS JUMPING FUCKING SHITBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Trestman has the worst case of word salad I’ve ever heard. What the fuck is he talking about in this press conference?!!!???!!!!!

  19. Fro Dog Says:

    Hey. I thought it was insane when Lovie was up there insulting our intelligence (or for us here, a lack thereof). But damn. Trestman is exceeding that. That press conference was awful.

    Say what we want about Lovie. At least his teams were somewhat, competitive in these games. Likewise for Wannstedt. And he’s a poor man’s Ditka.

    Here we go again with coaches not being fired when they are suppose to be.

  20. chucky Says:

    All joking aside Fro, I’m fucking pissed. Trestman and the goddamned Bears have really insulted me, as a fan. This motherfucker had better never make his way to Mundelein. He’ll definitely end up with a new hair style. What a stupid piece of shit. He’s is making Smith look better than he was, that’s for damned sure. I can’t fucking believe they didn’t shit can Mel fucking Tucker. Fuck the Bears.

    AND FUCK YOU TRESTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. ANGRY genrebuster Says:

    chucky, you’re right about Cutler not “looking good.” And I’m done with Trestman….he had me fooled for a minute…but no more. He’s not the right man for the job. EPIC FAIL, Emery. I’m not impressed with any of this horseshit.

  22. Fro Dog Says:

    Good question. It could be either, or even both. Regardless, this team has quit on Trestman. It’s not the rest of the league “figuring it out” when it comes to the offense. No offense is productive when those stupid bumble screen passes to the wide receivers keep getting called. That shit was going on with Jauron and Smith coaching this team. I thought it would finally end with an “actual” head coach that I thought the Bears had.

    When the team plays like it has the last two games, it is clear that the players quit. That goes on the coaches.

  23. dvxprime Says:

    My thoughts:

    1) Phil tells Trestman and Cutler that, from here on out, they are playing for their jobs. The day after the Bears’ season ends, Phil will review their performance and decide if there is a future for them in the Bears organization.

    If the Bears put up a debacle like that in Soldier Field, they’re both gone the next day.

    Cutler should not be viewed as untouchable at this point. Two words: Josh. Freeman.

    2) Lamarr Houston’s contract is voided and his fat ass gets cut. If the NFLPA has a beef, they can explain to Phil why the Bears should pay the salary and keep a roster spot for someone who grossly underperformed, then got a season-ending injury because he was grandstanding.

    3) Mel Tucker is fired. 103 points allowed in back-to-back games is unacceptable under any circumstances. Trestman and the remaining defensive coaches better shit a game plan ASAP.

    4) Phil announces all of this at a press conference, and declares that the whole team is playing for their jobs…on this team or any other for 2015.

    5) Phil and his scouting staff spend every waking moment scouring the ends of the earth for four positions: LB, S, CB…and if need be, QB.

    I could care less about Trestman at this point. Emory has two more years.

  24. ANGRY genrebuster Says:

    Trestman can’t pin this on Cutler, ie. “he has to play better”. With the lack of a pro defense, no team is going to win, regardless of how well the QB plays. That said, Cutler – and the rest of the team – need to play better. Trestman should be gone after next game if they don’t come out SWINGING.

  25. genrebuster Says:

    I feel a little better now that David Haugh has weighed in; thx for that.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/ct-marc-trestman-under-fire-haugh-spt-1111-20141110-column.html

  26. Fro Dog Says:

    Chucky, I have two free tickets for the game against Lovie’s Buccaneers in two weeks. I know you have said you wanted to do “some things” to this coaching staff. Well, here is your chance. You may be asking yourself “Why is he giving me two tickets?”.

    Simple.

    Knowing you, there is a good chance you will succeed on your first opportunity. Just in case you get caught and thrown out, you can use the second ticket at another gate and therefore, complete your mission!

  27. Fro Dog Says:

    And don’t worry. Genre, CS, myself and others, will throw in to bail you out.

  28. genrebuster Says:

    Word.

  29. genrebuster Says:

    Just noticed the new header/title/photo. EXCELLENT!

  30. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Chucky, free tickets and bail money. Christmas is early my friendt!

  31. Fro Dog Says:

    CS, speaking of games (not free), when do you want to see the Blackhawks? You want me to get three or four tickets (for your kid) when the time comes?

  32. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Looking at the schedule none of the games look interesting until February. I’m interested in the Cannucks, Penguins, Red Wings, or Bruins games during that home stretch.

  33. chucky Says:

    Fro….thanks for the offer, but I’m thinking now about going to the United Center to let Dickhead Rose know what I think of him. Did you guys here what that little fucking bitch said yesterday? I can’t believe someone hasn’t stuffed a goddamned basketball in his mouth. This fucking guy just has zero interest in playing. He wants $250 million and then he’s gone. He is far and away the dumbest motherfucker who ever played on pro sports team in Chicago. This is beyond just saying something stupid by mistake. I fucking hate this asshole now. What a goddamned pussy.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

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