This is it for the Bears.


This Sunday, barring any collapse by the Packers and/or Lions, is the Bears last chance to keep whatever prayer they have, alive. Looking at the standings, the division seems like the best chance for them to get in. The problem is, they are about four games back halfway through the season.

The Bears must win out to guarantee a playoff spot. Even if they go 7-1, it will be difficult seeing many other teams have better records who aren’t division leaders.

Ah, fuck it. This team sucks. Who am I crapping?

27 Responses to “This is it for the Bears.”

  1. chucky Says:

    The Bears are done, and the blame falls squarely on Marc Trestman. This season was over before it even started. Say what you want about Cutler being a duckweed and sucking ass on the field, or how Brandon Marshall is a complete head case, or the defense and special teams sucked. It’s Trestmans job to get this this team prepared. The writing was on the wall during the pre season. How many regulars even suited up for that last game against Cleveland? And this team being ill prepared has become a running theme for the rest of the season. Now it’s being widely reported that the players are tuning Trestman out, and that he’s lost the locker room. The Bears will be at best 1-7 for the last half of the year. The only comes courtesy of a head coach even more useless than Marc Trestman. Make off November 23 on your calendars. Lovie Bakers not so triumphant return to Soldier Field will mark the last win the Bears get this year.

    Second half predictions: 1-7. Trestman and the rest of the coaching staff fired. The toolbox of concepts is empty, and they are no longer able to build the man.

  2. SunriseZone Says:

    It’ll be interesting to see what Cutler does against Green Bay. At Lambeau Field, he’s been horrible, producing passer ratings of 43.2, 43.5 and 28.2. Prediction: Loss

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Anybody see the Bulls nearly blow a 16-point lead in the fourth quarter to the winless 76ers? I know. It’s insane. They have a double-digit lead with a few minutes left and the Bulls did everything they could to hand them their first win.

    Kirk Hinrich, who has sucked at free throws ever since I could remember, missed four of them IN THE FINAL MINUTE. The 76ers nailed three three’s in a row and could have tied the game as time expired. From now on, on this site, Kirk Hinrich will be referenced as “Fuck Head”.

    The Bulls, in total, missed eight free throws.

  4. genrebuster Says:

    Trestman may be super intelligent…but that’s not enough. I think he may be seriously over-matched and not the right guy for the job.


  5. Fro Dog Says:

    Genre, when he first came here, everyone was saying how Trestman was such a genius. I believe he worked under Jimmy Johnson as well. Another head coach for the Bears that was an assistant under Johnson was Dave Wannstedt. We all know how that worked out.

    I heard this on The Score a while back and I will put it here. The Bears, in the last 40 or so years, have never hired someone who has had previous head coaching experience in the NFL. If you think about it, Ditka, Wannstedt, Jauron, Smith and now Trestman, were all assistants. That could be another problem. If anybody should have been hired, it should have been Bruce Arians. The Cardinals have the best record in the NFL.

    Maybe the Bears should hire someone with previous head coaching experience who has also had success.

  6. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Some of this is on Phil Emery. Remember the month where he interviewed almost every available coach TWICE? Bruce Arians is sitting in the Bears lap and they let him walk because of Rod “0-16” Marinelli??

    I always thought Trestman was a goofy looking fuck. He kind of reminds me of a fucked up Johnny Depp Willy Wonka, But i said if he wins its ok to look like a fucked up Johnny Depp Willy Wonka. Well hes not winning so Fuck Him!

  7. chucky Says:

    CBSS…..I heard that the Bears had sort of alienated Arians because they made him do some kind of fake press conference. Sounds like the stupid bullshit that the Bears might try and pull. He worked in Indy and had press conferences all year long. What the hell were they looking for? Sometimes I have to wonder why I still give a shit about this team anymore. The whole organization is just one huge clusterfuck, from top to bottom.

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    Thank you Steve Rosenbloom:

    Maybe it would have been so painful had the Bulls made their free throws late?

  9. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Stat of the Day… Out of a possible 499 regular season games Derrick Rose has played in 291 of them.

  10. Fro Dog Says:

    You’re doing Yeti’s work.

    For what it’s worth, Martellus Bennett is active tonight against the Packers. Any bets on Cutler overthrowing him which will turn into an interception?

  11. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    I’m not taking that bet. 3 things are certain… death,taxes,and Dickface will throw a pick tonight.

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    Wait, you’re NOT taking that bet? But then, you say Dickface will throw a pick?

    It’s alright. I know shitty Bears football makes you mess up a time or two.

  13. SunriseZone Says:

    Fucking amazing call on the Cutler interception of the attempt to Bennett with 5:44 to go in the first quarter!

  14. cbears523 Says:

    less than 10 Mins into the game and this shit is over. 14 0 Packs

  15. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    NOT taking that bet as in its NOT a safe bet as in agreeing with you. If I said I’ll TAKE that bet then I would be disagreeing with you, isn’t that how it works?
    Anyway, you were wrong he underthrew Bennett lol
    He still threw a pick, the nights not over, how many more??

  16. abdallaha92 Says:

    I want to know, how many coaches can Jay Cutler kill with his dipshit play? Fire Trestman, Keep Trestman, no matter what we’re still fucked until we get rid of that dumbass QB. Oh and that moron Mel Tucker. Well since Trestman wanted to keep Tucker that is another reason to fire Trestman. We’re down 14 nothing already.

  17. Fro Dog Says:

    Can someone please tell Tim Jennings to go after Jordy Nelson?

    Good Lord, this team sucks.

    (Throws hands up in the air)

  18. Fro Dog Says:

    I have a feeling Chucky is about to set his house on fire.

  19. cbears523 Says:

    Lmao the night is over. There is no player right now that looks like he wants to play.

  20. Fro Dog Says:

    Matt Forte would like to play. But it’s too bad Trestman isn’t calling for him to get the ball. And for the record, Rodgers hasn’t even broken a sweat yet.

  21. genrebuster Says:

    Cutler aside, what do you say about the Bears defense? What a fucking mess. Horrible…horrible….horrible…….

  22. Fro Dog Says:

    Good Lord. Tim Jennings is fucking awful at football. That’s TWICE that Nelson was wide open for a touchdown.

    The Bears are being embarrassed with the entire football world watching.

  23. genrebuster Says:

    “If you’re a Bears fan, are you more flipped off at the offense or the defense?”

    Chris Collingsworth: “The answer is yes”.

    I feel bad for Trestman…but he is NOT the guy to be coaching the Bears. That said, Trestman is not entirely to blame (of course).

  24. Fro Dog Says:

    I think they should go to Clausen right now. Cutler just isn’t getting anything done.

  25. genrebuster Says:

    Absolutely. And Trestman looks like he’s mentally left the building.

  26. Fro Dog Says:

    Trestman has mentally left the building?

    That sounds a lot like what Lovie Smith usually did.

  27. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Right now Lovie Smith is the better coach


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