The “old” Bears lose this one. | Bears 27 Buccaneers 24

November 8, 2026 by

I don’t think I have ever seen the Bears play a game like this and win. There are several I can look back at where they do lose. But no, not a win. And trust me, nobody who is a fan of this team thought the Bears would win this when they got the ball back with it tied. The old Bears probably miss that field goal and it goes to overtime where the Buccaneers win. Trust me, we’ve all seen that shit. Now that I am watching the postgame show, they did a win game like this. 2006. Was that the game against the Cardinals or the Vikings? Can’t remember off the top of my head.

It’s late. I am not going to type all out everything that pissed me off because let’s face it: There are about 105 things that were stupid.

Fuck Zavion Thomas. I don’t want to see him play for the Bears again. He completely stalled the momentum of this game. After that stupid penalty, Caleb fell apart. That fucking fumble by Burden really pissed me off. But oh well. D’Andre Swift also fumbled before that. Trust me, it was a fumble. Some kind of “indisputable” evidence made the call stand. And the fucking penalties. For the love of God, knock it the fuck off. This is fucking obnoxious and annoying. Ben Johnson needs to coach this team on how to be disciplined. Austin Booker had that facemask on a sack that kept the drive going.

Caleb fell apart as mentioned above. I do think two of those interceptions he tried to throw it away. Just didn’t throw strong enough to get it to the sideline.

I am not going to bash the defense. They kept getting back on with the Buccaneers having a short field. Kind of hard to stop another team from scoring when they keep getting the ball at the opposing 30-yard line. Devin Bush was outstanding. Jaylon Johnson finally did something worth a damn by getting a pick-six. Maybe he can visit the fake doctor for more rehab. Jeffery Simmons is fucking awesome. The defense put Caleb in a position to win this game.

And guess what? Everyone the Bears are chasing and being chased by won today except for the Vikings who play tomorrow night. Thank God for the bye week. This team needs it big time. The Saints are next.

Bears vs. Buccaneers Thread

November 8, 2026 by

No room for error as it is another must-win. The Buccaneers have a strong running game. Maybe the Bears will be better if Malik Muhammad is back for this game to take snaps away from Tyrique Stevenson and Jaylon Johnson.

Stop committing stupid penalties, please. | Bears 34 Seahawks 17

November 2, 2026 by

Along with the stupid play-calling that could have cost the Bears this game, penalties nearly fucked them. Punch, counterpunch and a couple of punches after. It was closer than the score indicated. After the Loveland fumble, nerves were building up even more.

But I am going to give this team a lot of credit to the surprise of many here. Don’t worry, there will be players who need to be cut after this. Let’s get to the good stuff first.

Jeffery Simmons – Holy fuck. This dude is the real deal. A sack on the second drive. Unfortunately, Grady Jarrett decided to be stupid and get a face mask penalty. Some on this team still lack discipline. Thankfully, some on the Seahawks do as well and it helped the Bears close it out. But Simmons also had a deflection late and helped force pressure on Darnold all game long. I am still uneasy on the two firsts they gave up. But if the Bears reach the promised land, it’s all worth it. I am very happy he is on this team.

D’Andre Swift – No excuses from this guy. He fucked up royally against the Vikings earlier in the season and did some stupid shit against the Jets. He had three touchdown rushes and none were easy against the defense of the Seahawks. He should have had more carries. But what a strong effort from this guy.

Caleb Williams – He was the first quarterback to throw for 200 yards against the Seahawks this season. Rome Odunze had some big catches along with Burden and Raymond (including that third down to answer the touchdown in the fourth quarter). Caleb was able to avoid a couple of sacks and made big passes to keep drives going.

Montez Sweat – He showed up to play. Again, stupid penalties fucked up a sack that should-have-been (fuck Tyrique Stevenson). But he must be happy his bestie from college is on this team now. He finally showed up this year and in a big way. Maybe this suspension was the kick in the ass he needed. Unbelievable game by him. Credit to Austin Booker as well for the blocked field goal and some great plays on defense.

Cairo Santos – Two big field goals in the second quarter kept the Seahawks at a distance.

Alright, now for the shitty parts of the game. Fuck Tyrique Stevenson and his shitty penalties. Same goes for Grady Jarrett to piss on the parade. Clark Phillips? Nice penalty he had there that fucked up a Cam Lewis interception and kept the Seahawks in it. If Jaylon Johnson, Tyrique Stevenson, Clark Phillips and Grady Jarrett were cut before the plane ride home tonight, nobody will be sad. Fuck all of them for trying to lose the game tonight.

Colston Loveland needs to hold onto the ball. Again, thankfully, the offense overcame these fuck-ups.

Ben Johnson? Yeah, stalled a couple drives that kept the Seahawks in it until the last 10 minutes of the game. RUN THE DAMN BALL WHEN IT’S 3RD AND 2 YOU DUMBFUCK.

The Buccaneers are up next on Sunday Night Football. That game will not be easy at all. Their defense is very strong and their running game is even stronger. It’s another must-win.

Bears vs. Seahawks Thread

November 2, 2026 by

If anyone is paying attention, getting into the playoffs is going to be extremely difficult for whoever loses this game. In fact, whoever loses this will not be in a playoff spot afterwards. This makes tonight a must-win. Barring some miracle, the division is not in reach for this team. The Bears will be in more trouble if they lose due to tie-breakers from the Packers and Seahawks. We’ll see what happens.

Sweating one out | Bears 30 Patriots 24

October 22, 2026 by

This fucking defense. Penalties. And the Bears may have lost Cole Kmet for the season. This night was a disaster. How they won is beyond me. They did what they could to piss it away. It had the makings of a very bad loss. Yet, here we are.

Yes, I know these Thursday games are weird and teams are just off. But again, the Patriots are playing on the same rest. No excuses at all.

It’s late. I have a lot of shit to do. This will be quick.

Caleb was outstanding. He was making big clutch plays despite the circumstances. 4/12 on third down isn’t great. But the offense did just enough. But damn, this team could be in a bad place if Cole Kmet is out for a long time. Sam Roush fucking sucks and has no business being in the NFL. Colston Loveland can’t do it on his own. The Bears need Kmet.

Fuck this defense. Jaylon Johnson is fucking rotten. And how the fuck do you give up that touchdown at the end of the half? That is awful. It makes you think Mel Tucker is in charge of this defense again. This team has a history of giving up touchdowns right before halftime. It happened in the most shitty of ways. Thank God for Cairo Santos to step up when it mattered the most. Yeah, his missed field goal really pissed me prior to that. But when it mattered, he got it done. And big shoutout to Rome Odunze for recovering that onside kick. If the Patriots recover that, you can be certain the Bears lose that game.

The Bears play the Seahawks on the road a week from Monday.

Bears vs. Patriots Thread

October 22, 2026 by

These Thursday games are odd, as we all know. Both teams are beat up with no time to rest.

That being said, neither has an advantage. The game plan needs to be simplified. Run the ball. And for the love of God, the secondary needs to learn how to cover receivers. The Patriots have a very solid offense.

Trying to piss it away in classic Chicago fashion | Bears 31 Falcons 23

October 18, 2026 by

How many games have we seen like this over all these year? The Bears up big. Then bad play-calling by the coach. Then a turnover. You can’t forget about the defense that had played so well for the first three quarters turning to shit in the fourth. Certainly, the head coach and a running back that has barely played this year has a lot to do with this. No excuses. Roschon Johnson is a running back in professional football. He should be able to hold onto the damn thing.

There is so much shit that happened in this game. I am probably going to forget something. Feel free to chime in with a comment on your thoughts.

There is zero excuse to piss that ball away to allow the Falcons to make it that close. There is the drive before that with the Bears taking over around the Falcons’ 45. Instead of trying to run the ball some more, the first down is Caleb running 10 yards backwards for a sack. It’s 31-7 at the time and Johnson has his quarterback who just came back from a serious injury do that shit? It completely turned the game around with the Bears punting. The Falcons go 90 yards in less than three minutes? WE’VE SEEN THIS SHIT TOO MANY TIMES. RUN THE FUCKING BALL THREE TIMES AND CHEW UP A COUPLE MINUTES AT THE VERY LEAST.

I am fucking pissed off. The defense was outstanding the first three quarters. They stuffed Bijan Robinson all game. With the exception of Malik Muhammad having an awful game, this defense was incredible. Kyler Gordon was fucking outstanding. That includes the last defensive drive when it felt like a miracle that they stopped them. Why take the foot off the gas? Before someone says “they took out starters”, I don’t care. Zero excuses. Here I am ready for a blown 24-point lead. The Bears are very much capable of doing this. It’s fucking rotten. The Bears are known for fucking up these kinds of games.

Let’s not forget about the penalties either. The Bears left at least 10 more points on the board. Jahdae Walker is a fucking idiot for also igniting the Falcons by headbutting someone. Dumbass. Sam Roush? I don’t ever want to see this guy play for the Bears again. I don’t know what kind of fetish Ben Johnson has for this guy. But this is fucking absurd to continue counting on this guy when all he does is get penalties and miss blocks. He should be stocking groceries at the local Jewel.

What is wrong with Cairo Santos? Another missed field goal. This is concerning. Thank God for Roschon finding a way to get that first down and sliding to put the game away. I felt if Cairo was called upon to make it a two-possession game again, he would have either missed it or have it blocked. Again, this is what the Bears are known for.

You want something positive? Caleb came back and threw for over 300 yards and had a big first down on a sneak late in the game. What do you know? A quarterback sneak actually works. It wasn’t perfect due to a couple of bad decisions by him. But hey, it’s the head coach telling him to pass the ball. Time for Caleb to ignore that idiot and audible for a handoff up the middle.

I am fucking exhausted. No rest for the weary as one of those amazing Thursday Night games is coming up against the Patriots.

Bears vs. Falcons thread

October 18, 2026 by

Caleb is back. But at what cost? Due to the shitty play by Bagent the last two games, the Bears seemed to have panicked. If this team had won last week, the Bears could have easily given Caleb this game and possibly Thursday’s off to rest even more and have him more healed in a couple weeks.

This is going to be a slippery slope.

Spanked | Packers 23 Bears 7

October 11, 2026 by

The game isn’t over and I just don’t care to wait. The defense did not show up today and the offense is showing why Ryan Poles is a dumbass for trading D.J. Moore. I am not going to bash Bagent for this debacle today because the play-calling was awful. But as I am typing this out, he just overthrew a receiver. Now, an interception.

And what is Cairo Santos doing missing that field goal in the third? What a way to suck whatever life the team had at that point away.

There is no miracle comeback this time. Because of this loss, instead of giving Williams another game or two to rest, he is going to be rushed back and increase the chances for a more significant injury.

Bears vs. Packers Thread

October 11, 2026 by

Let’s be clear: The Bears are only one game better than the Packers. Lose today and not only do they have the same record, the Bears will drop to last place in the division with no tie-breaker advantage. As of this writing, they are two games out of first.

No Kyle Monongai as he is out with a turf toe. That could be weeks. Roschon Johnson will need to step up.