Archive for September, 2021

Hey, George. Are you around?

September 26, 2021

As the clock strikes midnight on the day after one of the worst Bears’ games in the last several years (that’s a sad statement), where is George McCaskey? Ryan Pace and Matt Nagy are still employed as of this writing. George needs to do what’s best for this team and can these idiots.

Or is George too busy threatening The City of Chicago to fix Soldier Field or else, he’s going to take his sack of shit football team to the shitbox known as Arlington Heights?

And for the record, if people think getting to Soldier Field is a motherfucker, wait until they end up in Arlington Heights. I see a three-hour drive just to get there compared to the 50 minutes it takes me to to get to Soldier Field. Fuckers.


What’s the point? Browns 13 Bears 3 in the 3rd.

September 26, 2021

I’m getting this done early. What’s the point of not tackling? What’s the point of always giving up points before halftime? Seriously. That’s been a problem for this team for years. What’s the point of always giving up big plays on third down? Again, an issue that’s been going on for years.

What’s the point of not running the ball on second and one? That happened today. What’s the point of protecting the quarterback?

Oh, that’s right. Ryan Pace can’t find one offensive lineman out of the thousands of players out there.

Can someone help?

Open thread

September 24, 2021

Bears vs. Browns this Sunday. Justin Fields is starting. How will this go?

And if anyone else cares, the Blackhawks just started training camp. We’ll see how that goes.

Your thoughts are welcome.

Be careful what you wish for: Bears 20 Bengals 17

September 19, 2021

I’m glad this thing is over. When it was 20-3, I knew very well that the game wasn’t even close to being done. A few blinks and what do you know? The Bengals get within three. Fuck. I am going to be all over the place with this recap.

Make no mistake about it, the entire game shifted with that idiotic act by Robert Quinn. We’ll get back to this scam artist in a bit. The Bears escaped a disaster and they guarantee themselves at least a share of first place going into Week Three.

Offense: The first drive of the game, Dalton drove the Bears right down the field for a touchdown. That was great to see. A couple drives later, Dalton gets hurt on what appeared to be a non-contact injury. Insert Justin Fields. And then the offense became inconsistent. I don’t know how a defense can gift the team two turnovers (not counting the pick six) and only turn it into six points in the last quarter. This was fucking atrocious. Allen Robinson drops a sure touchdown that could have made it a three touchdown game. Fields throws an interception that made this game even closer than it should have been. That’s on Nagy for not calling a run to force the Bengals to either waste a timeout or run off 40 more seconds.

This offensive line fucking sucks. They are undisciplined. Too many penalties and they weren’t in rhythm. And thankfully, Fields did just enough to put this game away.

Defense: I already said the Bears could have easily controlled this game with no shot of the Bengals making a comeback. First, Robert Quinn had a late hit on Joe Burrow (on a 3rd and 19) that would have given the ball back. It was 7-0 and thankfully, it was only a field goal. That could have been the turning point to this whole thing. Then, after the defense did everything they can to put the game away in the fourth, they shit themselves in a matter of two minutes by letting the Bengals throw a bomb for a touchdown. 20-10. After that interception Fields, it was two straight plays for touchdowns. I’m shocked the Bengals weren’t throwing down the field the entire game because the Rams did it with ease. They play great for 95% of the game and the other 5%, complete shit. The drizzling shits. COVER. YOUR. RECEIVERS.

Special teams: Cairo Santos did his job with two field goals. The last one was the game-winner.

The Bears take on the Browns next week. I am going to need an oxygen tank.

Open thread

September 17, 2021

Bears vs. Bengals this Sunday

It’s not that the Bears will lose. But rather, how will they lose?

Your predictions in the thread.

Mailing it in: Rams 7 Bears 0

September 12, 2021

I’ve checked out. Your thoughts in the thread.

Mike Montgomery is in da house!

September 10, 2021

Yawn. Another disastrous season is upon us.

September 7, 2021

I’ve barely paid attention to the depth chart. I guess that’s what happens when the season is going to be horseshit. No expectations in a positive manner are here. It’s all pessimism and rightfully so. This team sucks. And the worst part is that there is one extra game this season. Fuck Roger Goodell and the owners for letting that happen.

The Bald-Headed Dipshit doesn’t use football common sense by running the ball. What makes me or anyone else think that he will all-of-a-sudden, smarten up? The offensive line sucks. I am sure the defense will be the status-quo as well by giving up big plays right before halftime or at the end of the game that ends up being the difference.

I will be in Los Angeles watching this garbage in person. I will try to put an open thread up before the game since I may not be able to do the recap until the next day at the earliest. We all know what is going to happen.