Forecast for today’s game between the Bears and Vikings: Snow flurries, wet, cold

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18 Responses to “Forecast for today’s game between the Bears and Vikings: Snow flurries, wet, cold”

  1. Fro Dog Says:

    Robbie Gould: Overpaid. Overrated.

  2. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Chicago Bears: Overpaid. Overrated.

  3. Nemo Says:

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! How many FUCKING TIMES are we going to see the little WR screen to Jeffrey on 3rd and Milwaukee!?! Is the ghost of John Shoop calling plays or what!?! Can we even TRY?!?!

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    Wow. The Vikings just depantsed the Bears on that fake punt.

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    That wide receiver screen drives me fucking nuts and guess what? Jauron and Lovie ran that shit all the time and you figured, it would have ended with a new head coach.

    NOPE.

  6. Nemo Says:

    Fro, you gotta be wearing pants to get pantsed

  7. Nemo Says:

    Holy Shit-It worked one time!!! Guaranteed to see plenty more of it!!

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    It worked once out of the thousand times they called it. Trestman must be a number’s guy.

  9. Nemo Says:

    Well, if he’s a numbers guy, he ought to dress like Santa Claus and go around saying “Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa needs a blow!” it’ll work more than the WR screen.

  10. Fro Dog Says:

    They just ran it again. A loss of one!

  11. Fro Dog Says:

    Hey, look! Dickface threw a very long pass that wasn’t over or under thrown.

  12. Nemo Says:

    I smell a very predictable drinking game.

  13. Fro Dog Says:

    Ah. There’s the Cutler that we all know and love. I actually thought he would go the entire half without throwing an interception. Oops.

  14. Fro Dog Says:

    Go figure. The Bears fail to score after it was first and goal. Did Forte even get the ball and any of those plays?

  15. Fro Dog Says:

    These Cutler interceptions are very predictable.

  16. Nemo Says:

    Bah-can’t even recommend a Bears drinking game-likelihood of alcohol poisoning near 100%

  17. Fro Dog Says:

    The Bears should be kicking the shit out of these assholes seeing the total amount of yards they have against them. Instead, the game is still, in doubt.

  18. Fro Dog Says:

    Robbie Gould is a great kicker!

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

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