Matt Eberflus has been hired as head coach.


At least it wasn’t any the candidates that were proven to be abject failures (some that were interviewed by the way).

Will he actually make sense in the introductory press conference? Will he actually tell us that it’s unacceptable for defenses to not cover receivers? Will he be smart enough to call a run play on 2nd and inches rather than a pass play for an interception?

For the love of God, please let this guy drink the water at Halas Hall.

15 Responses to “Matt Eberflus has been hired as head coach.”

  1. Paul Says:

    You’ll know as soon as he opens his mouth , lets hope they got it right for once!

  2. chucky Says:

    FIRE MATT EBERFLUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Chucky is ANGRY!!!

    I really wanted to get a head start with the site. We’ll keep it at “Fire Ted Phillips” for now.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    Right as I posted that, Dan Bernstein of The Score just suggested that the Bears hire a defensive coordinator by the name of Lovie Smith.

    Good Lord.

  5. genrebuster Says:

    Fro…the new banner is excellent.

    You ARE kidding about Bernstein suggesting ‘Lovie Baker’ Smith… right?

    The stench of McCaskey remains, until that toilet is flushed.

  6. Fro Dog Says:


    He did. He also suggested Rod Marinelli, who not only led the Lions to the 0-16 season. But he also was the Bears’ defensive coordinator under Lovie during the playoff run of 2010-2011. But as we know, the defense always shit itself late in games with him there as well. I just want someone new that has a brain.

  7. chucky Says:

    Fro, did he really mean that? If he’s serious he needs to fired by the Score right now. That’s just completely fucking stupid.

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    A caller on The Score called the new head coach “Eber-Lose.”

    That’s actually clever. I’m praying we don’t have to use that nickname,

  9. Paul Says:

    Bernstein is an arrogant liberal who thinks he knows it all and he’s a Dumbass!

  10. Fro Dog Says:


    He said that around the time I posted it. If you check the archives, it was between 11:00 and 11:15. Insane.

  11. Mark Johnson Says:

    Fro Dog…. I can do better than Bernstein. ESPN radio was reporting that this is Poles guy. He was the only one that wanted him. Polian wanted some guy, Ted and George wanted another guy, and Soup Campbell and that diversity woman wanted another guy.
    They named the coaches but I almost drove under a bus when I heard all this so I don’t recall the coaches names.


    You hired Poles, now let him work. Why did these guys who admitted at end of season they know nothing, interview coaches. Obviously Poles was given a few choices based on the 5 McCaskey Crime Family group interviews and here we go again…..

  12. Erniesarmy Says:

    Even though I am a Packers fan, I am getting nauseous thinking about Lovie Smith. I am going to start a “Fire Matt LaFleur and Aaron Rodgers” blog for being stupid, unprepared, and unable to make game in adjustments. I’m willing to trade Aaron Rodgers to the Bears for Kahlil Mack. How bout it Fro?

  13. genrebuster Says:

    I’m fine with Poles making the decision.

  14. dvxprime Says:

    Hey Fro Dog…I have mostly checked out of Deadspin, but I saw this and thought of you:

    Your $0.02?

  15. chucky Says:

    Fro, would you maybe start a wrestling thread? I just read dvx’s article from Deadspin, and I have a couple of thoughts.


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