Message to Ryan Poles: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

by Fro Dog

First, it’s Trevor Fucking Semen. Now it’s Nathan Peterman? Historically, one of the worst quarterbacks in NFL history was given a deal with the Bears. The Bears literally have two of the worst statistical quarterbacks in history (cue Yeti).

So the Bears didn’t bother to draft a quarterback that at least has some potential? Maybe even sign someone undrafted? Either is better than these two fucking dweebs.

Fuck Ryan Poles. Seriously, fuck this guy. He’s WORSE than Ryan Pace ever was and that dipshit signed Mike Glennon.

Have I mentioned that Ryan Poles can go fuck himself? Yeah, he can go fuck himself with a rusty fence post.

Chucky, you may need to get that wooden spoon ready. FUCK OUR TEAM!

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4 Responses to “Message to Ryan Poles: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.”

chucky Says:
May 12, 2022 at 11:45 am
The wooden cooking spoon stands ready Fro, my ANGRY fitness frendt! As do the rusty fishing knives, the flaming portable toilet, the helicopter, and, most importantly, the heavy mining equipment.

LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS!
genrebuster Says:
May 14, 2022 at 9:59 am
Knowing that the heavy mining equipment is still available allows me to sleep better…
John Says:
May 15, 2022 at 11:12 pm
Hey, Fro Dog! Long time, no see! Aren’t you going to run a piece about the Bears schedule? How many wins (Hack hack cough) LOSSES are we going to have this year? Boy, I can’t wait for when the Bears take two road ass-whippings in a row, first at the Galactic Imperial Pats (Monday Night massacre) and then at America’s Team down in Jerryworld. We’ll get a nice prime time de-boning at Lambeau in week 2. I don’t get what the fascination there is with putting the Bears and the Redsk-Football Te-Dan Snyder’s Sadness Ma-COMMANDERS on prime time.

I do have to say though, if the Bears can take advantage of it, this is about as good of a schedule as anyone can ask for. Week 1 and 2 will be tough, but then they get the Texans, at the Giants, at the Vikings, the Commanders, which might be winnable. After a couple of ‘roadkill’ losses they’ll get the Dolphins, Lions, at the Falcons, at the Jets, and then we’ll get told how we’re owned by Aaron Rodgers at home. BYE. Then we’ve got the Eagles, a sure-fire home disaster against the Bills after that, at the Lions, and then the Vikings for the season closer. (For the first time since 2009, the Bears play AT the Vikings before they play them at home.)

I’m predicting we’re either going to be 6-11 or 7-10.

What do you think?
Fro Dog Says:
May 16, 2022 at 5:56 pm
John,

I’m in the process of that now. I’ve been a busy person the last several weeks. By the time training camp arrives, I’ll be here more often. Thanks for stopping by. Keep reading!