I find it rather sad that I am doing laundry and some work on my laptop as the game is on. That is what the Bears have become now. This is the recap.
I use to joke that the Bears were so shitty, that they would realistically eliminated from playoff contention by Columbus Day. But I was very wrong this year. We are still two weeks away from that day.
On the first drive, I was in complete shock because the Bears actually didn’t give up any points. That must be the first time in a decade!
Then the next two drives, Mahomes solves the problem. In fact, any team that plays the Bears seem to solve their problems by playing them. The Bears aren’t coming back to win this game. Next week is against the Broncos and let’s be real: The Broncos will solve their problems against them as well. I hate this fucking team.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 
September 24, 2023 at 4:31 pm
Without checking the stats (cue Yeti), the Chiefs must be averaging a minimum of six yards per play.
September 24, 2023 at 4:33 pm
Three straight touchdown drives for the Chiefs after the punt (that was the first drive).
The I-Pass Defense has returned. Or, it’s never left. You choose.
And how the fuck is there a delay of game on the first play of a new drive? Well, if you play for the Bears, that’s how.
September 24, 2023 at 4:52 pm
I’m just really glad that we have a defensive minded head coach right now. 31-0 going into halftime. I mean, how much worse would it be if we didn’t have Eber-LOSER in there?
I have a bag over my head out of pure shame. AND I’M FUCKING WATCHING THIS SHIT AT HOME!!!!!!! GODDAMN IT TO FUCKING HELL!!!!
September 24, 2023 at 4:58 pm
Oh, I’m sorry. It’s 34-0 at the half.
Fuck this goddamned mess of a team!
September 24, 2023 at 5:08 pm
This team is a fucking embarrassment! Can this heap of dog shit franchise just move, and bring us a team that actually is trying to win. Hell, we can even bring back the Chicago Cardinals.
September 24, 2023 at 5:16 pm
I don’t think many of us thought it couldn’t get any worse than it was when Trestman was the coach.
Eberf-LOSE is making Trestman look like Chuck Noll.
September 24, 2023 at 5:17 pm
CHUCKSTER!
Can I borrow your chain saw? I need to take out my eyes.
September 24, 2023 at 5:25 pm
No Fro, not for that purpose! Sorry, my frendt, but I like you a little too much to let you do that. Now you want to take to HalASS Hall, or one of the McCaskey Crime Family’s homes, well then…………
Besides, I have something else that works better for removing eyes. Rusty fishing knives.
41-0 now. KC just hit the end zone again. What’s the over/under on KC hitting 60 today?
September 24, 2023 at 5:34 pm
What will it take to see a secondary for the Bears cover a receiver? Pick a receiver and cover them. Why is this is so difficult?
September 24, 2023 at 5:36 pm
Guys? Eberflus is wearing the exact same outfit that Marc Treatment wore. After the game he pulls off his face like it’s a Mission: Impossible movie, and who do we find underneath? John Fox.
Wow. I knew that this would be a get-right game for the Chiefs and a massacre, and I sure hate to be right.
It sure is hilarious how ‘reliable’ DJ Moore of course fails to make a catch for a potentially big gain. And of course on the very next play the Bears turn it over. The Bears then switch to man-to-man coverage and . . . the guy trips. We might be looking at our first shutout suffered since 2015.
September 24, 2023 at 5:58 pm
I like how the Bears don’t get their first turnover of the season until garbage time against a BACKUP QB!!!!
That is a true potential of this team. Well, suffice to say, next week will be the first tank bowl of the season. The roaring dumpster fire of the Chicago Bears, fresh off a 3-44 loss, clash with the plane crash that broke open a carrying cargo of full septic tanks of the Denver Broncos, fresh off 20-70 historical disaster.
13 straight. Ls!!!!!!!
And of course the Packers are as good as ever!! Why? Why can’t the Bears do ANYTHING?
September 24, 2023 at 6:00 pm
I got a strange feelin in my bones that this is not going to be a positive thread for da Bears.
September 25, 2023 at 9:50 am
It’s never a positive thread when it comes to this horseshit franchise.