Remember when the Bears and Lions were fighting for supremacy of the basement? Well, the Lions have escaped that basement and the Bears are still there.
The worthless march to the end of the worthless season continues.
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Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 
November 19, 2023 at 12:08 pm
Adam Studzinski. Bears 26, Lions 23
*Insert Ted Lasso pointing at BELIEVE sign GIF*
Kevin Lapka Bears 27, Lions 24
Everything is on the line for the most significant pieces of the Chicago Bears. Justin Fields is embarking on a career-defining seven weeks that could either continue his story with the Bears or close the book. Matt Eberflus has turned his defense into a productive one lately and may be coaching for a job – either with the Bears or somewhere else. In desperation mode and fully healthy, the Bears may not be a good team in the latter half of the season, but they’re a team you might not want to bet against. With everything to prove and nothing to lose, the Bears walk into Detroit and pull off a signature win of the 2023 season.
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Can someone please explain to me just what the fuck is going through these two goddamn 670 the Score fuckwads minds? If the Bears win, which will NOT happen today, it will be the biggest upset in history. Aside from being just a shitty goddamned team, the stats really are against them. Eber-LOSER hasn’t won a game against the NFC North, Fields’ record is an abysmal 6-25 (While his backups, Bagent and Peterwhacker, are 6-7), he’s coming off of a 4-week stretch being injured, and the coaching fucking sucks donkey balls! Detroit is hitting on all three aspects of the game, their coaching is excellent across the board, and their record is 7-2 this year. You want more stats? (Cue Yeti) Last year Detroit outscored the Bears 72-40 for the season. The last game, played on New Years Day this year was a 41-10 BEATDOWN in Detroit. And these two douchebuckets think they can win? Jesus jumping fucking shitballs Batman! As bad as I am at this, and in spite of a decent start so far in this game, I’ll say Lions 45-Bears 14, and it won’t be as close as the score would indicate.
November 19, 2023 at 12:59 pm
If I wrote a recap, it would be “Missed Opportunities.”
The defense gets two interceptions. Punt on the first drive and the second was Tyler Scott fumbling. Foreman should have recovered and didn’t. They were going to punt anyway.
But let’s just talk about Jaylon Johnson and him pissing and moaning about a contract extension. A pass interference that was clear as day and then he fucks up a would-be pick six at the goal line. A touchdown for the Lions is the next play.
This team should be up 17-0/21-0. Instead, it’s 7-7.
November 19, 2023 at 1:20 pm
Go figure. The Lions drive 75 yards down with ease for yet, another touchdown. The Bears as we all know, are experts in allowing the other team to score right before halftime of nearly every game.
November 19, 2023 at 1:20 pm
Lions just went up 14-10. Mark my words, that is the last time the Bears will be holding a lead this game. It’s over. Game over.
November 19, 2023 at 2:05 pm
20-14 Bears. This is the last time I try to predict the fucking outcome of a Bears game. I didn’t take into account that the goddamn Lions wouldn’t bother to show up today.
Fuck me……
November 19, 2023 at 2:51 pm
Way for the Bears to choke it away again…
November 19, 2023 at 3:00 pm
How much do you want to bet the Bears are going to turn it over on their final drive? What a collapse…
November 19, 2023 at 3:05 pm
If Poles and Eberf-LOSE isn’t fired after the game, then this franchise doesn’t care at all.
November 19, 2023 at 3:06 pm
Wow. I was not expecting a turnover of that form. (Gack, gack, cough). Absolute debauchery. Four turnovers aren’t even enough. This team sucks ass.
November 19, 2023 at 3:07 pm
What a goddamn clusterfuck to end this shitshow. Fuck these goddamned cocksuckers!
November 19, 2023 at 3:07 pm
The defense does exactly what they are born to do: give up points on the final drive of the game to lose.
It’s appropriate. For the last decade, this has been what the defense is known for. They always give up points when they mean the most. Fuck all of them.
November 19, 2023 at 3:10 pm
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! FUCKITTY, FUCK, FUCK! WHAT A BUNCH OF GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKING, PREDICTABLE AS FUCK BALL-WASHING BASTARDS!
November 19, 2023 at 3:16 pm
FUCK THIS SHITTY ASS TEAM. BUT HEY THEY COVERED THE SPREAD
November 19, 2023 at 3:18 pm
Well, as they say, good teams find ways to win games while bad teams find ways to lose games. This is the exact same implosion the Bears underwent against the Broncos, too. Helps our draft position, if that even matters, at least. Panthers lost too, which is good for us.
Mind you, Eberflus is supposed to be a defensive head coach, and this happened. Then, as is the Bears tendency, they choke on yet another critical final drive.
November 19, 2023 at 3:29 pm
I guess something happened that I missed that has absolutely set off Hampton and O’Bradovich. Evidently Fields ran the ball on some play before they totally imploded, got a first down, AND STATED FUCKING DANCING ON THE GODDAMNED FIELD!!!!!!
I’m telling you guys this: Not only am I done with this fucking coaching staff, but I’m done with this motherfucking punk ass bitch Fields. Stick a fucking play that doesn’t even result in a goddamn score in your opponent’s face, and they will stick it straight up your fucking ass! This bullshit coaching staff needs to be fired today, right now, this second, and Justin Fields should be fucking cut from the squad, right now, today, this second. It’s over!!!!!! This is fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2023 at 3:41 pm
To be fair, Chucky, it wasn’t Fields’ fault that the defense utterly imploded. Also, he nearly hit Tyler Scott for what could have been the game-winning conversion. It was decided by inches, really.
November 19, 2023 at 3:53 pm
No John. I’m not buying that for a minute. Fields dancing on the field like a fucking punk ass bitch lit a fire under Detroit, and they handed they Bears defense their collective asses! And “nearly” is as good as “close”, and “close” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. No, I’m sorry John, but fuck Justin Fields. He’s not an NFL caliber quarterback, and Matt Eber-LOSER isn’t even a halfway decent defensive coordinator at this point. 17 unanswered points in the last three minutes! Detroit didn’t kick three onside kicks! Yeah, this game was lost by Fields, by the shitty defense, and this even shittier coaching staff. You’re not going to convince me otherwise.
November 19, 2023 at 3:56 pm
I have a problem with that throw to Scott. Fields overthrows his receivers on plays like that 99% of the time. Instead of trying to run it to make the Lions call their last time out or even do a short pass, it was overthrown and they ended up punting.
But again, it’s a total team effort to lose this game. From the coaches to the players, they are all at fault.
The offense is responsible for not getting more points off those turnovers. The defense is responsible for doing their usual bullshit of giving up points right before halftime and two touchdowns in less than three minutes at the end of the game. No competent football team does this. Ever.
November 19, 2023 at 4:49 pm
How’s this for a stat.
The Bears had a +3 in turnovers, and 40 minutes of possession on the clock, AND STILL LOST THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME!!!!
Take a wild shot in the dark as to when the last time that happened. Since 1932, NEVER!!!!!!
Credit, Kevin Fishbain.
Man, fuck this goddamn team!
November 19, 2023 at 6:51 pm
They mentioned that note on WGN Radio as well. Good Lord, this team is fucking awful to set a record like that.
Seriously, Kevin Warren needs to fire both Poles and Eberf-LOSE now. Getsy can join them as well. Press conference tomorrow announcing that all three incompetent clowns have been relieved of their duties. Have another coordinator be the interim coach and then begin the searches for both a new GM and head coach in the offseason.
November 19, 2023 at 7:08 pm
Fro, while I wholeheartedly agree with you, this entire clown show needs to be dismissed, all the goddamned McCaskey will do is hire another set of cretins who don’t know their asses from a goalpost. Just read your bottle of shampoo. It says “lather, rinse, repeat”, right? Well, that’s how the McCaskey hire their personnel. This organization is doomed until they sell this team.
November 20, 2023 at 10:28 am
Do the McCaskeys ever watch any of the games and if they do how can they ignore the horse shit on the field , it’s obvious they just don’t care ! There will be another house cleaning again from top to bottom but the result will be the same , different faces but the same Motherfucking results and this will never end until the team is sold !!
November 20, 2023 at 8:04 pm
Fro, I was wondering if you had plans to go Smackdown this Friday, or Survivor Series on Saturday. Both shows are at the Allstate Arena in Rosemont. Both shows look pretty good to me, and I’ll be watching both, of course. Hopefully my feed for SS won’t cut out frequently like they have in the past.
November 22, 2023 at 12:16 am
I was at Raw in Grand Rapids on Monday. I will be at AEW tonight as well as Smackdown and Survivor Series this Saturday.
November 22, 2023 at 10:05 am
Damn Fro! That’s a lot of wrestling. Where will you be sitting? I’ll try looking for you. Also, will Larry Horse be looking for more ice cream?