Bears vs. Browns

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The consolation seventh playoff spot is still up for grabs thanks to the Vikings losing yesterday. Can the Bears inch closer to that spot?

9 Responses to “Bears vs. Browns”

  1. chucky's avatar firetomskilling Says:

    Fro, even if they do get closer to the seventh playoff spot, so what? This is still a team that’s going nowhere, not with this current regime. They’ll lose the first game they’ll play, and then give false hope to the rubes who think the Bears have “turned the corner”. Bullshit. This team sucks, the coaches suck, and the ownership sucks. Fro, I know you know all this. You and I, we’ve seen this story play out so many times we’ve lost count. The ONLY time it played out was on January 26, 1986. What a day that was! I was so fucking drunk I can’t believe I even made it home. But goddamn, did we have fun! They spanked Tony Eason and the Pats like a red-headed-stepchild! Despite going 14-2 the next season they just weren’t quite the same. And they’ve been going downhill ever since. My point is even if they run the table for the rest of season, and make the playoffs, it won’t mean anything. It will take at least five years work by a competent GM to hire the right people, draft the right players, and perhaps trade for some quality veterans. And we know that at present, we don’t have a competent GM. Making the playoffs would actually set them several years, because of the false hope that would be placed in Poles and Eber-LOSER.

  2. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Where do we start here?

    Do we start with how the defense did their usual “give up points when they mattered the most” gig? Or how about Luke Getsy and idiotic play-calling that cost this team the game?

    Enough with the fuckery. We all saw this coming.

  3. John's avatar John Says:

    Only the Bears can nearly complete a Hail Mary, only to have it turn into an interception. 🙄 They are mastersat losing close games.

  4. chucky's avatar firetomskilling Says:

    What a bunch of fucking asshats. HOW IN THE FUCKING GODDAMNED HELL DO THEY LOSE THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME?!!??!!

    I’m fucking serious, fire this goddamned coaching staff…..now, today, this very second. Don’t even let them get on the plane ride back to Chicago. They can fucking hitchhike back for all I care. Fuck this bullshit!

  5. John's avatar John Says:

    They lost, Chucky, because bad teams find ways to lose close games. (Also because the Browns have a stellar defense.) Let’s be honest, were it not for those two turnovers, the Bears would have scored 3 points, and had the Browns not so many guys on IR the Bears would have been blown out. Even so, Darnell Mooney had a chance… Improves their draft position though. No point in making a pointless run on the playoffs.

  6. chucky's avatar firetomskilling Says:

    How about this. 670 The Score had 8 of their illustrious staff make predictions for todays game. Seven of these mentally deficient cretins picked the Bears to win. Only Even Thomas had the brains to know better.

    What were saying Fro, about the absolute fucking stupidity of these fuckwads at that shithole radio station?

  7. John's avatar John Says:

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a game where the last play by a Bears quarterback immediately before both halftime and the end of the game is a hail mary. Or, in this case, a fail mary. Once again, Eberflus made the exact same mistake he made against the Broncos by opting for a risky play rather than attempt a field goal. Those 6 points left off the board really hurt. Man, that ball springing into Mooney’s grasp and then back out is the epitome of the Bears season, not to mention that Robert Tonyan drop in the first quarter. I’m going to call them ‘almost’. So close and yet so far. Once again another failed game-winning drive and the third loss this season in which the Bears have blown a double digit lead.

  8. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    These assholes have seriously ruined my entire day. This is what they do. I have a lack of motivation to do other things around my house. This has probably happened over 100 times in my life as well. Fucking pieces of shit.

  9. John's avatar John Says:

    I have the opposite problem, Fro. When the Bears do really well, all I can do is think about them. In 2018 and 2019 I was obsessed with them, pretty much thinking about them every day during the regular season, a real problem for my focus when I was in college. But when they’re not good, as they’ve been since 2020, it’s become rather easy for me to not particularly care. I mean, I cared about this season through week 4, I’d say, but past that I steadily lost emotional investment.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!