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Bears vs. Commanders Thread

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Jayden Daniels or Marcus Mariota, it doesn’t matter. The Bears will have their hands full.

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11 Responses to “Bears vs. Commanders Thread”

  1. chucky's avatar chucky Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 2:29 pm

    There’s too many people thinking this should be a relatively easy game for the Bears, which tells me Matt Eber-LOSER and Shane Waldron will put on their stupid hats and play like a bunch of bitches and finally push O’Bradovich into having a fucking coronary on air.

    I hope I’m wrong, but this game just feels that way to me. The Bears have beaten four teams that suck rhino ass. They’ve lost to teams at least a little bit better than them. And until they start winning some of those games, I remain quite skeptical of this team’s chances.

  2. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 3:35 pm

    These assholes go three and out on the first drive. Then the assholes on defense go “Vintage Bears” by letting the other team drive right down the field on their first possession. This shit is fucking annoying. At least put up a fight.

  3. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 3:47 pm

    It’s 3rd and 10. Why the fuck are you passing into the flat for two yards (it was incomplete anyway)?

    This is so frustrating.

  4. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 4:20 pm

    Shane Waldron is a fucking idiot. Oh, out Eberf-LOSE there as well. A clear first down wasn’t challenged right before that 4th down stop.

  5. chucky's avatar chucky Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 4:37 pm

    Washington’s defense is ranked 16th overall, with 329.1 yards allowed, and 18 touchdowns allowed.

    AND THEY’RE PITCHING A MOTHERFUCKING SHUTOUT! FUCK THIS GODDAMNED TEAM.

    I’m fucking done with this goddamned bullshit. Five minutes left in the half, and they’re down 9-0. At least the defense is keeping them in it.

    Or are they really. The way the offense has played, this game ended shortly after the national anthem.

    I’m ready to stick the chainsaw up Eber-LOSERS ass and crank it on full speed. And Waldron is next. Goddamn these cocksuckers anyway! O’Bradovich is pissed, for sure.

  6. Dave's avatar Dave Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 4:50 pm

    Shane Waldron making shit decisions on 3rd and short again! Give it to Herbert or Johnson, and run the fucking ball!!

    Or put in Doug Kramer and execute a fucking push play!

  7. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 4:52 pm

    “Give it to Herbert or Johnson, and run the fucking ball!!”

    Sorry, Dave. This franchise has lacked common sense for the last 35 years or so.

  8. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 5:16 pm

    Why is Waldron only using Swift on run plays? Does he not know that there are other running backs on the team?

  9. John's avatar John Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 5:21 pm

    I won’t be able to watch today’s game, but it sounds like I’m not missing too much. Coupled with the Lions blowing out a Titans team today that the Bears very nearly lost to, and I think they’ve got the division in the bag. I don’t think the Bears will have enough this season to make playoffs.

  10. chucky's avatar chucky Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 5:51 pm

    This is really reminding me of 11 years ago. You guys remember what happened before and after the bye. I’ll give you a little refresher.

    New England Patriots 51, Chicago Dumb Fucks 23

    BYE

    Green Bay Packers 55, Chicago Prison Bitches 14

    I also remember Doug Buffone and Ed O’Bradovich going off like a pack of fucking firecrackers, saying, and I remember this distinctly, ” You’re off for two weeks after a loss like this, AND YOU COME BACK AND PLAY LIKE THIS!?!!!??? Goddamn, they were fucking pissed.

    Now, OK, I know this is a little different. Yes, they won against a shitty Jags team in London and won rather easily. But……..YOU COME BACK AND PLAY LIKE THIS!?!!!??? I think Buffone’s and OB’s biggest complaint about that team was the complete lack of passion, emotion, and any sense of urgency. And that’s what I’m seeing here. These motherfuckers need a real good ass kicking, from ownership on down to the punk-ass bitch waterboy.

  11. Dave's avatar Dave Says:
    October 27, 2024 at 6:57 pm

    Upside: Williams is capable of leading a game winning drive.

    Downside: Offense can’t get going early in games. Defense worked their asses off until a fluke game winning TD, not their fault. Holy shit what a play, talk about right place right time!

    Need a new script of 15 opening plays Waldron. Or we need a new OC!!

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!