Message to Ryan Poles: Cut Tyrique Stevenson or you further prove to all of us that you are a dumb motherfucker.

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Being congested and exhausted these last few days, I simply went to do other shit immediately after the Bears found yet another way to lose. But as I went back online and saw one of the local websites, video of Tyrique Stevenson taunting fans AS THE BALL WAS SNAPPED was shown.

And apporpriate it was that he tipped the ball that lead to the team losing. And because of him, he cost this entire team the season.

So if Ryan Poles gave a shit about this franchise, he would cut this dumbfuck NOW. By Monday morning, if he isn’t cut, it is further proof that Ryan Poles is an abject failure at this job.

We’re waiting.

14 Responses to “Message to Ryan Poles: Cut Tyrique Stevenson or you further prove to all of us that you are a dumb motherfucker.”

  1. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Ryan Poles is a dumb motherfucker whether he cuts Stevenson or not. Just look at his horseshit resume if you don’t believe me. And the goddamned McCaskey crime family are to blame too. They’re the ones who hired this half-assed piece of flaming dog shit in a bag GM. They aren’t getting off my hook.

  2. pskip1947's avatar pskip1947 Says:

    Chucky , I’ve finally had enough , they can all go to hell !

  3. John's avatar John Says:

    Bad karma. What else can I say?

  4. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Hey Fro, we aren’t the only ones who think Eber-LOSER is a motherfucking moron who should be shown the door. Check this out!

    Bears urged to fire Matt Eberflus in favor of legendary head coach | Sporting News

    I’m not sure he’d do it, but goddamn, it’s sure as hell fun to think about the prospects of this!

  5. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Chuckster!

    I would have hired Belichick in a heartbeat once New England parted with him. I highly doubt he would take any job mid-season as it stands now. I am certain he would want to have a full offseason beforehand.

    That being said, the Bears owe it to at least call the guy and ask if he wants the job now. If he says no, fine. Talk to him again when the season ends.

    Years ago, I wanted the Bears to call Bill Cowher and ask what the price would be to get him out of the TV studio. It’s been so long now, I doubt he would want to. Plus, he probably gets paid more to talk about the game rather than coaching.

  6. John's avatar John Says:

    I’d like to form a nice club for Bears defenders who give up game-losing TDs. We’ll call it the Chris Conte club in honor of our beloved tattooed heartbreaker who gave up that infamous TD on week 17 in the 2013 season that I’m sure you all remember. Tyrique Stevenson, sit yourself down next to Conte. PMTFO. (Pisses Me The ….. Off)

  7. Dave's avatar Dave Says:

    I wonder how much of Belichick’s success was more Tom Brady. His subsequent teams didn’t do so well after Brady left.

    But I will say I’m starting to get more glass-half empty with Eberflus. When your ROOKIE QB is telling you to move the cornerbacks up to prevent that pre-hail mary yardage gain, your football IQ is certainly called into question. Though if Roschon Johnson is getting pay dirt instead of Kramer fumbling at the 1, we aren’t even talking about a hail Mary loss, as the Bears would have obtained a two possession lead by late in the 4th thanks to Caleb’s ability to make adjustments and lead a game winning drive. Waldron trying to be cute with trick plays instead of coaching an offense correctly. Save the trick plays for blowouts where you lead, dumbass, or better yet, don’t do them at all! Also it looks like Stevenson is not going to get punished in anyway, at least by the coaches or GM.

  8. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Fro, I’m afraid we’re going to be stuck with this stupid punk-ass bitch Eber-LOSER till the end of the season, even longer if they put together a decent month of December. You know and I know that’s how the fucking McCaskeys operate. And when/if they do dump his sorry ass in the trash heap where it belongs, they’ll make some big bullshit production out of it. What the fuck is it about Chicago sports teams owners that makes them dumber than a than a two-pecker Billy goat? Jesus fucking christ already, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!

  9. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Fro, it looks like the Jags aren’t interested in winning any time soon. They just signed Velus Jones to the practice squad.

  10. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    The Jaguars are still a more credible franchise than the Bears.

    The Bears pissed away their chances of going to the playoffs with that loss. We all have seen this. Games like this derail any team. For us, we saw crucial losses in 2011 and 2012 due to incompetence from coaches and players.

    2008: Three blown games in first six that would have made the Bears 6-0. Instead, 3-3. Missed the playoffs on the last day.

    Remember Marion Barber running out of bounds against the Broncos in 2011? Missed the playoffs the week before the last day.

    Or Robbie Gould missing two field goals against the Vikings in 2012 that blew it all? Missed the playoffs on the final day.

    2013: Fucking up against the Packers on the final day to miss the playoffs.

    And here we are in 2024. This latest loss will begin the tailspin. Whether it’s a long losing streak or failing to make the playoffs on the last day of the season. This game will be the difference for sure.

  11. John's avatar John Says:

    Fro Dog, you forgot:

    2013: Week 7 (vs. Redskins) – Cutler getting his crotch torn out and both Briggs and Tillman getting injured too on the last critical drive when they had the lead but blew it to RGIII; Week 10 (vs Lions) – multiple opportunities to get into the endzone squandered, resulting in a season sweep; Week 13 (vs Vikings) – IF GOULD HAD MADE THAT BLASTED GAME-WINNING FAILED GOUUULLL THEY WOULD HAVE WON THE DIVISION; Week 17 (vs. the yellow bane) – kill me.

    2015: Week 6 (vs. Lions) – defense unable to cover that stupid touchdown that I can’t quite remember; Week 8 (vs Vikings) – too bad Blair Walsh didn’t go ‘laces out’ on that game, and too bad they left too much time on the blasted clock; Week 11 (vs. Broncos) PEYTON MANNING WASN’T EVEN PLAYING, AND I HATE BROCK OSWEILLER, the Bears would have won on a two-point conversion; Week 13 (vs. 49ers) F- ROBBIE GOULD AND THE KISS OF DEATH on a GAME-WINNING FAILED GOUUUULLL; Week 14 (vs. Redskins) ROBBIE GOULD AND THE KISS OF DEATH STRIKE AGAIN.

    2017: This season made me want to hang myself. Week 1 (vs. Falcons) – Why Mike Glennon isn’t worth $45 million when he held the ball too long against the 28-3 brigade; Week 5 (vs. Vikings) – this game was actually really fun with Trubisky debuting and fake punt, but too bad it wasn’t enough; Week 10 (vs. Packers) – AARON RODGERS WASN’T EVEN PLAYING AND THE DREADED ‘WON’ JOHN FOX CHALLENGE THAT LOST US THE BALL, OUR SINGLE MOST INGLORIOUS MOMENT UNTIL THE DOUBLE DOINK; Week 11 (vs. Lions) Barth barfed, as reliable as Gould; Week 13 (vs. 49ers) HE MISSES OUR GAME-WINNERS, BUT HE WILL SURE AS HELL MAKE THEM AGAINST US.

    2018: If the Bears had won any of these games, they would have gotten the #1 or #2 seed. Hell, they might have even gone undefeated. Week 1 (vs. the yellow bane) – THE INFAMOUS SECOND-HALF COLLAPSE, YET ANOTHER CREATIVE WAY TO LOSE TO THE PACKERS, Week 6 (vs. Dolphins) – CODEY PARKEY, WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING IN YOUR GAME-WINNING FAILED GOUUUULLLL; Week 7 (vs. Patriots) – THIS COULD HAVE BEEN WHAT THE BEARS GAVE UP ON SUNDAY AND KEVIN WHITE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST BEEN USEFUL FOR SOMETHING ON OUR FORWARD PROGRESS-STOPPED HAIL MARY; Week 13 (vs. Giants) – We recovered an onside kick . . . and got a touchdown on the last play of the game . . . why did it have to be all for nought in OT?

    2019: Week 1 (vs. the yellow bane) – BEARS OFFENSES NEVER CHANGE!! Week 5 (vs. Raiders) – HEY, WAY TO BLOW A WINNABLE GAME ON JET LAG! Week 8 – EDY PINERIO, YOU TOO???? ANOTHER GAME-WINNING FAILED GOUULLLLL???

    The Bears could have made playoffs on each of those seasons, or gotten the better seed for 2018 and avoided the double-doink.

  12. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    I’ve been listening to the radio on and off today at work. But apparently, the players are pissed off at Eberf-LOSE and Waldron for their stupidity on Sunday.

    I think Jurko on ESPN 1000 was saying that the players wouldn’t start a “mutiny” of sorts. Well, I’ve been saying it for years that they should when it comes to shitty play-calling and accountability. It doesn’t seem Stevenson will be disciplined at all for his stupidity.

    The players need to take matters into their own hands. Kevin Byard should have called a timeout before the Hail Mary. He wanted to and couldn’t.

    So the next time the Bears are at the goal line with a first down and Waldron calls for a pass or something stupid, Williams needs to tell the players “fuck him” and sneak it up the middle or give it to Roschon. Enough of this fucking garbage.

  13. genrebuster's avatar genrebuster Says:

    Stevenson should be gone. Period.

  14. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Not happening. Today, a report came out that he just won’t start on Sunday against the Cardinals.

    Forget suspending, fining or cutting him, he’s just not going to start. So maybe he sits out a few plays?

    This franchise is a fucking disaster.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!