The Bears finally took my advice! (Sarcasm)
What took so long to fire this idiot? They still need to get rid of the idiot general manager who didn’t fire him last year.
Don’t stop now, McCaskeys. Poles needs to fuck off as well.
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Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 pm
About fucking time. He never should have been hired in the first place. That mistake was compounded when he wasn’t fired at the end of last season. I can only hope that all of this turmoil doesn’t destroy Caleb Williams’ career. With the McCaskey family’s history of hiring shitty coaches, I’m not optimistic.
So, Fro, now we have to address the header. I remember suggesting to you that it should read “Fire the next incompetent asshole George McCaskey is going to hire”. Do you think it’s a good idea? We still need to launch Poles, right? I’m going to be really stoked to see what you decide to do next, my frendt!
November 29, 2024 at 1:25 pm
Glass half full Dave has something to say:
Assuming Thomas Brown is capable of being an HC like his former bosses Tomlin and McVeigh already claim; and assuming that the improved offensive playcalling will continue even as Brown is interim HC; and finally assuming that the defense under Washington remains competitive, the 3 remaining division games are winnable, and the 2 other games also appear winnable. If Flus was the coaching problem, could the Bears possibly finish 9-8?
Let’s see what happens.
Da Flus, Da Flus, Da Flus has been fired!
November 29, 2024 at 5:50 pm
We love you Dave. But those are too many “what ifs” for this franchise. This season isn’t salvageable as we already know.
The one thing I worry about is Thomas Brown getting on this team on a roll. It’s a double-edged sword. He gets retained as the head coach and then starts drinking the water at the practice facility (like the rest of them have done). Or they get rid of him for another hire and he goes on to succeed elsewhere.
We just can’t win with this.
November 29, 2024 at 5:53 pm
And as far as the header is concerned, the idea of just adding “fire the next dumbass head coach” is in discussion.
November 29, 2024 at 8:28 pm
Ah, thanks Fro, my old fitness frendt! May I also suggest one of two backgrounds as well? One would be just a blank field, no picture, perhaps in a nice shade of medium blue. The other is a picture of George McCaskey with the dumbest look on his face that you can find.
Just my two cents.
November 29, 2024 at 10:17 pm
Not a bad idea. I use to use Photoshop very often for my business until earlier this year (I got lazy with a lot of things in life). But I think I can throw something together for the site.
November 29, 2024 at 10:17 pm
Fro, how about the header says: Sell the team and fire everybody. Then in the subheading put: You know it’s the only solution! Then for the photo you could go the eccentric route and get a sketch of people fleeing the Great Chicago Fire and put the Bears logo over the flames in the background.
November 29, 2024 at 10:42 pm
John, I busted out the ol’ Microsoft Paint and just threw something together for now. There is a tribute to one of our frendts there as well. As much as I want to scream “SELL THE TEAM”, I know it will never happen.
November 30, 2024 at 10:32 am
Crazy. I came here to make you famous, Fro. What happens? You made me famous!!!!!
I’m honored, Fro. Thank you. By the way, where did you get that picture of me playing with my favorite toy?
December 1, 2024 at 12:11 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…looking good, chucky!
December 1, 2024 at 5:21 pm
Thanks Genre! I always look good when I’m……playing…….with my toys.
I just thought I’d tell you guys that as of 5:20 PM this afternoon I haven’t watched one second of football today. And you know what, I actually feel better about not watching any football. I kind of feel liberated in a way.
December 1, 2024 at 7:01 pm
Chuckster!
I just Googled your name and the word “chainsaw” and there is was. I thought it was a nice touch to the header. We’ve had quite a bit of traffic here lately and the new eyes on the site may be confused.
This is where you factor in. Introduce yourself as the enforcer of this place.
December 1, 2024 at 8:13 pm
Fro, my introducing myself to the world may not be a good idea. It could conceivably have the potential of either one of us or both of us being paid a visit by either the FBI or even the Secret Service. And I’d rather not subject you to that.
I also have to take back what I said earlier about not watching any football today. I didn’t know that the 49’s were playing in Buffalo tonight. I decided to check it out, and I wasn’t disappointed! THIS is how football should be played! It brings out the Roman in me.
December 1, 2024 at 8:58 pm
According to Ian Rappaport, top Bears candidates this coming offseason are:
Cliff Kingsbury
Mike Vrabel
Ben Johnson
Thomas Brown
Aaron Glenn
Who do ya like? They all seem pretty good. I would prefer an offensive mind for Caleb Williams, especially Kingsbury. If these are at the top of Poles list, none of the picks are very weak. Would be hard to fuck this one up!
December 1, 2024 at 10:06 pm
Kingsbury sucks. His teams always start out fast but end up flaming out later in the season. Throughout his career, his teams are 42-20-1 in the first seven games of the season, then 16-43 afterwards. Believe me, if the Bears hire Kingsbury we all will be screaming from the rooftops to fire him.
December 1, 2024 at 11:30 pm
I’m with Chucky here. Klingsbury is Trestman 2.0. And I don’t think I would take Vrabel due to his failures at the end of his tenure with the Titans.
The only “failure” I want is Belichick. He failed early in his career with other teams and figured things out with New England. My next choice would be Ben Johnson.
Those are the only two options I want. If they keep Thomas Brown as offensive coordinator, I’m good with that as well.