Bears vs. 49ers Thread

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It’s too late to make the playoffs as we all know. Is there anything to be excited about?

Thomas Brown gets his audition to be head coach. If somehow pull off four or all five remaining games for a victory, does he stay?

16 Responses to “Bears vs. 49ers Thread”

  1. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    I gotta be honest, Fro. I really don’t know what to expect today. I wouldn’t be surprised if they played like someone took a blowtorch to their asses and maybe put up 45 points. It also wouldn’t surprise me if they completely shit the bed and score only 3. I’ll let you know if I can figure this out around halftime.

  2. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Are you sure you will need until halftime to figure it out?

    “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

    Translation: The defense gives up points on the first drive of the game.

    Why won’t this ever change? Fuck this dis-organization.

  3. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    First drive was 5 yards. And they’re ramming the goddamn ball down their fucking throats. Yeah, the Bears are looking like a bag of ass. Yeah, fuck this dis-organization, and fuck this team! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!

  4. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    No, not five yards. FIVE PLAYS! Goddamnit, see what this fucking team has done to me!

  5. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    After that last sack on Williams, I highly suggest Ryan Poles draft five offensive linemen in their first five picks. I am very serious as well.

    But, he won’t. I am sure George and Kevin will be meddling in the draft and decide to get other position players instead.

  6. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    I laughed when I heard many hosts on both sports stations in Chicago that thought the Bears would win this game because “the 49ers are an ailing team.”

    What they failed to realize is that there is a blueprint in the NFL when needing to get out of a slump. Just play the Bears and your team will take off afterwards.

    The 49ers are up 14-0 and are on pace to put up 56 points.

  7. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    For fucks sake, even Hampton and O’Bradovich thought that Frisco would be easy pickings for the Bears. It’s the opposite. It’s the Bad News FUCKING Bears who are the easy pickings. Fro, go to the Score’s website and look at the staff predictions. Every one of those stupid fucktards picked the Bears to win. We aren’t geniuses, none of us. But goddamnit, come on! Why is it only US who can see this motherfucking shitshow?

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAMNED TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    I am sure they are all experts and we here at this site are dumbasses.

    I hate when people would say “I’d like to see you do a better job.”

    Yeah, I can do a better job of telling the secondary to cover receivers rather than wander around the field. I can also do a better job of calling run plays on 2nd and 1 rather than airing it out for an interception.

    This team has fucking quit.

  9. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    I am finding it comical that the 49ers have scored on every drive except one so far. And they are looking like their old selves. So many injuries and yet, never giving up.

  10. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    They don’t really look like they need to give up. The Bears on the other hand…………

    Someone needs to launch a fucking hand grenade into the Bears locker room.

  11. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    The 49ers elected not to use a timeout. The Bears had two left. It’s fourth down with about 17 seconds to go at midfield. And they decide to punt?

    Are these coaches fucking dumb? GO FOR IT AND TRY TO GET SOME POINTS BEFORE HALFTIME YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS.

    The team is down 24-0 and they still punt. There was nothing to lose at midfield.

  12. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    New coach, same chickenshit play calling. You said it yourself Fro. The more things change, the more they stay the same. I don’t think I could be any more disgusted with this fucking team.

  13. John's avatar John Says:

    We legitimately might go 4-13, and lose 11 straight. Glad I’m not wasting my time watching this game. The Bears know this: 1) how to blow games, 2) how to get blown out in games, 3) how to almost win games, 4) and how to choke in games. What else is missing?

  14. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    5) Not bothering to show up for games.

    Why in the fuck did the Bears go for a fucking 2-point conversion after that touchdown? They miss the the goddamned thing 3-4 times, at least. And with the game this out of hand, why even bother get the fucking extra point and move on. Jesus fucking christ, what the hell is it that turns anybody who downs a headset for the Bears into a fucking moron?

  15. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Why the fuck is with Rome Odunze dancing after a touchdown when they are still down 19?

    And why the fuck is Jonathan Owens is dancing around getting an interception with the team down 25 at the two-minute warning of the fourth quarter?

  16. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    NO DISCIPLINE, THAT’S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!