Christmas wishlist for the Bears.

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This team is in shambles. From top to bottom, there are so many repairs that are necessary.

I highly doubt Ryan Poles will be fired. And the dipshit George McCaskey isn’t ever going to sell this team.

So on the wishlist is a lot of requests. But it’s what is necessary for this team to have any chance to get on track.

I said in the previous thread that this team needs an offensive line. Not one of these assholes currently on the team is worth keeping around. I don’t want Darnell Wright here. Same with Teven Jenkins. Nobody else.

This team has seven draft picks next year. Five offensive linemen need to be drafted. Most would find that ridiculous. But these are the Bears we are talking about and this request is absolutely needed.

Two more picks after that? Go get two players for the secondary who can actually cover a wide receiver. I am fucking annoyed with incompetent headcases like Tyrique Stevenson and Kevin Byard who are always shown wandering around the field not knowing where any receiver is going. And Jaylon Johnson can go as well. Go find some competent players.

But of course, I am sure George, Kevin and Ryan will all be together at a press conference after the season ends to tell the fans “We are sorry” and that everything will be fine.

Merry fucking Christmas.

7 Responses to “Christmas wishlist for the Bears.”

  1. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    But of course, I am sure George, Kevin and Ryan will all be together at a press conference after the season ends to tell the fans “We are sorry” and that everything will be fine.

    You forgot one thing, Fro. You didn’t mention that they’ll be increasing ticket prices for next season.

  2. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Whoa. I must be really exhausted from working all day. How could I forget something so obvious?

    You should have seen the email I got from the Bears. I will actually insert it into this article shortly. It’s them basically telling all of us that they are truly sorry.

  3. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    These douche buckets have no shame. They have the goddamn audacity to use the word “tradition”. I sure as hell would be embarrassed to use it if I were them. And that little BBQ with the steam/smoke above it should be a big pile of steaming shit. It would be far appropriate.

  4. pskip1947's avatar pskip1947 Says:

    All I want for Christmas is a new NFL franchise for Chicago or new owners for the Bears , either or will be fine !

  5. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    What “tradition” is there? We’re going on about 35 years in incompetence. Stupid, incompetent assholes.

    Seriously. They need an entirely new offensive line and secondary. And where has Austin Booker been? I think I saw him on the field for one play last year. This dude was apparently going to be the next great edge rusher opposite Montez Sweat. He’s hardly seen the field.

    Like it matters anyway. Just a thought.

  6. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Oh fuck no, not this guy!

    Pete Carroll interested in Bears job in coaching comeback attempt

  7. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Fuck that guy. So the coach who decided to call a pass play at the one-yard line only to have it intercepted that lost the SUPER BOWL wants a job with the Bears?

    It would be so “Bears” if they hired him. That would be like when the Bears hired Nagy after he pissed away a huge lead for the Chiefs in a playoff game. He did the same exact thing to the Bears in the first game of his tenure.

    FUCK THIS FRANCHISE.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!