Recap is up early. Why? Because we all know the Bears aren’t coming back to win this game. I really don’t get it. Everyone was saying the team got “fixed” this offseason. Did every player get snipped? Is that what they meant?
This team is assembled of dumbasses. From management down to the players.
I know this recap sounds like many other recaps I’ve done over the 17 years this website has existed. The defense pisses me off more than the offense. Give up points on the first drive of the game? Check. The gold standard for this franchise the last 15 years. Give up points on the final drive of the first half? Yep. Happens all the time. THE DEFENSE CAN’T STOP ANYBODY EVER. All of these touchdowns today only took a few minutes of the clock. GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS AND STOP PLAYING LIKE STUPID FUCKERS.
We can blame the offense all we want. But the defense never gives this team a chance to win the game because they can never stop anybody. This season, it started in the fourth quarter of the season opener. But let’s go back to Ben Johnson being the genius that he is. In the first half, it’s 2nd and 1. Would you run the ball. WHY NOT? Let’s pass for an incomplete. Next play, quarterback sneak for nothing. 4th down? Quarterback sneak for nothing. GIVE THE BALL TO THE RUNNING BACK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. YOU HAD THREE FUCKING CHANCES TO DO THAT AND DIDN’T YOU DUMBFUCK.
Oh, and that offensive line? What did I tell everyone back in the offseason about it? It was that Ryan Poles’ plan of buying free agents and trading for another would backfire. We’ve seen the proof of that last week and today. But again, these two losses to start the season are definitely on the defense first and foremost. All you need to know about this franchise is that they kept Tyrique Stevenson on the team after last year’s humiliation.
Fuck Ryan Poles. Fuck Ben Johnson. Fuck Dennis Allen and his “great defensive schemes.” Yeah, it’s fucking showing.
0-3 coming against the Cowboys next week.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 pm
We are da new Lions. We’re the ‘get right’ game for every team. We are the free win. Sheesh, if this is how bad they look, it’ll be truly disastrous when they play the Packers. This has been the same sad story for the last six years. Go 0-17 if you’d like, boys. Drafting the best player in the world won’t help this team.
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 pm
Just think , the McCaskeys gave Poles an contract extension for losing and the Bears are sure doing that , Poles is just another INEPT GM hire by the McCaskey crime family and I was sucked in again thinking finally things have really changed , fuck that , it’s obvious as long as the McCaskeys own the team this is what you’ll see !! Never Again will I ever get sucked in again !! Fuck all the McCaskeys !!
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 pm
The Lions are humiliating the Bears and Ben Johnson , how does that feel George Fucking McCaskey , 52 — 21 and the game still has over 7 minutes left !!!
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 pm
I am comparing this to that Scooby Doo image where they pull the cover off the mask of the person they caught. So they catch Ben Johnson and tear off the mask. Who is revealed under it? Marc Trestman.
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 pm
Same shit, different day. I’m saying it one more time: The motherfucking McCaskeys are meddling with the coaching staff! How in the fucking, goddamned hell was Ben Johnson become the free agent head coach on the fucking market that every team wanted? He probably would be a good coach, but his big mistake was signing up with this shithole team. I have said this from the outset: THIS FUCKING TEAM WILL DO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING UNTIL THE GODDAMNED MCCASKEY FUCKWAD FAMILY SELL THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN WRECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There’s two people, only two, who I truly feel bad for, and that’s Dan Hampton and Ed O’Bradovich. Those two are so passionate about the Bears. They really and truly care about this team, and week after week, they stab those poor bastards right in the back. There needs to be some kind of intervention to take place, to FORCE the goddamned McCaskey Crime Family to sell the team, or at the very least, sell a majority stake in the team. There’s no fucking way in hell this team has a chance to win anything meaningful. Remember last year’s 5-12 record? Well, welcome to this year’s 3-14 season. Seriously, does anybody here even think they can win that many they way they’re playing right now? I may be too optimistic on the 3 wins. AND FUCK THE ARLINGTON HEIGHTS STADIUM TALK TOO!!!!! EARN THE GODDAMNED RIGHT TO BUILD A STADIUM BY FIELDING A FUCKING TEAM THAT CAN GODDAMN PLAY, YOU STUPID RAT FUCKING PIECES OF FLAMING DOG SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Are we having fun yet? Fro, my chainsaw and heavy mining equipment stand ready when you give the word…..
September 14, 2025 at 4:37 pm
Poles is inept. McCaskey is pathetic.
Sell the team!!!
September 14, 2025 at 6:10 pm
Until new owners take over , if that ever happens , you will continue to see more of the same inept , insane , management year after year , decade after decade !!
September 14, 2025 at 8:58 pm
It really is astonishing how the best coach the Bears have had in the last 20 years was the one they fired 13 years ago.
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 am
CHUCKSTER!
I predicted four wins this season for the Bears back in May on this site. And you may be right about them only having three. I did, however, pick their first win against the Cowboys. Then Saints, Giants and the last game of the season against the Lions for a grand total of four. That’s still the pace as they are on.