Bears vs. Rams thread

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Wind chill will be in the single digits. BEAR WEATHER.

10 Responses to “Bears vs. Rams thread”

  1. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    OK, I have no fucking idea how this game will go down. I somehow think LA pulls this game out, but I’ve learned to never count the Bears out. And I can see how the weather can and will play a factor. I feel like Arnold’s “Terminator” character in his Terminator 3 movie. He’s trying to kill John Connor because his CPU was corrupted by the lady terminator (nice ass, by the way!) but can’t do it because it goes against his original programming. So, he winds up destroying that little S10 pickup truck. Then he shuts down and reboots and then he’s back to being a Good Guy (Don’t say it!). So, with all that said, I’m only going to hope that the Bears win, but I won’t predict that they’ll win or predict that they’ll lose. Complete toss-up to me.

  2. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    I was very nervous last week. This week, not as much. Although that is building as we speak. I just remember many, including yourself Chuckster, telling me of the NFC Championship game in the late 80’s where the 49ers came to town and ran all over the Bears. So that’s what tells me the “BEAR WEATHER” is a myth.

    The goals remain the same: Run the ball. Cover the receivers. No fuckery from Ben Johnson. If he wants to do that in preseason games or practice, go right ahead. Not when it matters.

  3. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    First offensive drive of the game? Nothing. A drop by Odunze and then back-to-back stupid calls by Johnson which results in a turnover on downs.

  4. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Why won’t this fucking defense ever stop a team on the first drive of the game? Why can’t they cover a receiver?

  5. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    3rd and goal and the fucking Bears run it up the gut and get maybe 1 yard.

    FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Goddamnit, Johnson, why not swing it out, even throw it, but goddamnit to fucking hell, not straight up the motherfucking middle you stupid son of a BITCH!!!!!!!!!

  6. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck Bear weather. I never want those two fucking words together ever again! Hampton and O’Bradovich have to be fucking pissed. And you know what, SO AM I GODDAMNIT!!!!!! Far, far, FAR too many runs up the middle. LA was ready for that as soon as the weather reports started coming in earlier in the week. This may well have been one of the worst games Johnson has called all season. Williams has been overthrowing everyone. He did seem to do better when not trying to sling the fucking ball, or go for 60 yards with one pass, without the run after completion. They have to really tighten things up next season, or they won’t make it even this far.

    Wait a minute. Wait one motherfucking minute.

    I’ll be back later. I’m on my way to the ER to have my head surgically removed from my fucking ass…….

  7. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    THE GODDAMN BEARS JUST TIED THIS FUCKING GAME??????????????

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON????????????

    I SERIOUSLY CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!

    NOW STOP THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AND SCORE. THEN GET READY TO GO TO SEATTLE!

  8. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Well, fuck. So much for Seattle. This is one serious gut punch. Now I have zero interest in the remainder of this season.

  9. John's avatar John Says:

    Well, great season, Bears! This team can compete! LA was the better team. I won’t discount the Bears next season.

  10. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    John, they showed one hell of a lot of heart. No question about that. But like I said before, they need to tighten up a lot of stuff before next August. Caleb Williams needs to be way more accurate. Ben Johnson needs to pull his head out of his ass with his play calling. DEFENSE HAS TO STOP OPPOSING OFFENSES ON THEIR FIRST DRIVE!!!!! It’s as simple as that.

    And remember this; The Bears won the Central. Their schedule will be much tougher next season than it was this season. How many garbage teams did they just squeak by during the regular season? Too goddamn many.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!