Just a few reasons why Jerry Angelo should be shown the door.


I told myself I wouldn’t talk much about what happened against the Saints on Sunday so I’ll try to keep it to a minimum. That game was the icing on the cake for all that has happened to the Bears in the last few years. We saw it all: Bad play calling, safeties and cornerbacks who can’t defend wide receivers/tight ends (Surprisingly, Tillman (Worthless) wasn’t that bad) and horrendous play by the offensive line. When one cornerback (D.J. Moore) can’t defend a receiver and only to have that receiver beat two safeties (Chris Conti and Major Wrong), your team is in trouble. This problem however rests on the shoulders of Bears’ general manager Jerry Angelo.

Angelo has been the Bears general manager for close to ten years now. What does he have to show for it? Zero Super Bowl victories and that is unacceptable. They were close in 2006 and they had a legitimate chance to get there last year but close is not enough. Angelo is not the one on the field not sucking ass by not covering the receivers but he is the one signing/trading for/drafting them. And to add to that, his first round draft picks have been miserable throughout the years. Let’s take a look at them: Marc Colombo, Rex Grossman, Michael Haynes, Tommie Harris, Cedric Benson, Greg Olsen, Chris Williams and Gabe Carimi.

How many of those guys are still on this team? Two (Williams and Carimi). That just goes to show how inept he has been with drafting players. He signs some other players and then gets rid of them because they are not “his guys” or not liked by the coaches. He traded away Thomas Jones to give Cedric Benson the full-time running back position only have him be misused by the coaches and later released because of his off-field troubles. Greg Olsen did just fine last year but was traded because dip shit Mike Martz wanted a bigger tight end to block. How is that working out?

Angelo is drafting/signing key positions like cornerback, safety and offensive lineman. The problem is, none of them are any good. Kellen Davis for tight end? Fucking terrible? Frank OmiGod? Awful. Carimi has been alright but he will be out for a month. Chris Spencer and Roberto Garza are playing out of position on the line and it’s becoming a problem. IS THERE NOT ONE OFFENSIVE LINEMAN FREE AGENT WHO IS OUT THERE THAT IS BETTER? NOT ONE?

Am I pissed off? Being pissed off would be understatement. The Bears once again were close to having a chance to win the Super Bowl and they fucked it up when it mattered the most. This all starts with Jerry Angelo. I am certain some douche is going to post a comment by saying “Well, Angelo drafted Hester and traded for Cutler”. If you want to give him credit for that, fine. He has fucked up more than he has succeeded. Let’s not forget the signings he had where gave players like Chester Taylor and Brandon Manumauleuseless lucrative contracts only to release them after one season. I think it’s proof that the Bears are not cheap asses. They spend a lot of money, just not wisely.

I am not forgetting about Lovie Smith and Mike Martz either. All three of these assholes contribute to the failures of the Bears. While Angelo gets someone like Cutler or Hester, the coaches screw them up by trying to make Hester a wide receiver or not giving the greatest quarterback in franchise history a decent offensive line. Last year, the Bears went nearly the entire season healthy and they only went so far. This year, the injuries are piling up and there is zero depth on this team to back it up. Injuries are no excuse and other teams find ways to way regardless. Still, however, Lovie Smith will go up to the podium and spew his bullshit of “We’re a good football team and we’ll get these problems corrected for the next game”. The problem is, he has said that after every loss for the last seven years. I would like him much more if he just told the truth. Enough is enough. For the Bears organization, it’s time to clean house.

So after the Bears get their asses kicked on Sunday, I’ll be here writing a recap. It will probably contain this: Cutler carried off by stretcher at halftime, pass defense does nothing as usual; Aaron Rodgers brings his I-Pass to Chicago and goes 30/34 for 406 yards and three touchdowns. I will also say that the Bears’ season is all but over just after three games. I have a good reason to. This shit is so bad, it is reminding me of the 2007 season.

26 Responses to “Just a few reasons why Jerry Angelo should be shown the door.”

  1. Yeti Says:

    Why 406?

  2. Fro Dog Says:

    Why shouldn’t it be 406? He is facing the Bears’ defense.

    I am no psychic, but I am guessing you are going to a website soon to find Aaron Rodgers’ stats against the Bears from last year. Is that a fair statement?

  3. chucky Says:

    Fro…Do you happen to know what funeral home we can go to to pay our last respects to Jay Cutler after Sundays game?

  4. Yeti Says:

    Well, initially I wasn’t going to but you just had to dare me.

    So 2010, 263 YPG for Mr. Rodgers against the Bears.
    Career (including 2010), 232 YPG against the Bears, so, yea, I guess it stands to reason that one could accurately predict 406 yards passing by him on the Bears. Nevermind the fact that the Bears haven’t allowed a team to pass for 400 yards since 9/21/08. Nevermind the fact that Rodgers has put a 400 spot on a team only twice so far.. But yea, its reasonable that he will do it Sunday

  5. chucky Says:

    It’s no more unreasonable to think that Rodgers will pass for 400+ yards than to think the Bears even have a chance to win this game.

    They don’t. And it wouldn’t surprise me if Rodgers goes 450+.

    But hell, Lovie is a serviceable coach. And so is Martz. So maybe they will win. Cutler will probably go 600+ yards!


  6. Joe Says:

    I warned you. Do NOT get me started on this.
    Uh, oh. Too late…..
    There are literally thousands of reason why Angelo should be boxed up and dropped to the bottom of the ocean.
    (The obvious–can’t draft, bad player relationships, hollow personality. The unobvious–human jinx.)
    Jerry Angelo is the anti-Belichick.
    Where Bill Belichick could take any given group of players and immediately find the most talented and make him an All-Pro, Angelo will instinctively find the least talented, sign him, and overpay him.
    When the media and even other NFL players where bad mouthing Cutler after the NFC Championship game, did Angelo defend his quarterback? No, he hid under his desk.
    Jerry Angelo has the common sense of a fruit fly.
    He signs a $50 million QB–a decision any high school kid could have made–and protects him with a fifty cent offensive line.
    FINALLY signs a top rookie OT, makes him play RT, and then watches as the guy goes down in Game 2 of the season with a serious injury. The Angelo Jinx strikes again.
    THIS is what he protects his QB with:

    J’Marcus Webb –7th round pick

    Lance Louis — 7th round pick

    Frank Omiyale — if you want a REAL laugh, read his Wikipedia entry under Professional Career. ONLY Angelo would sign this guy.

    If Omiyale starts for Carimi (and he will), those games are an automatic loss.
    Angelo should just get in his car and run Cutler over. It will save everyone time.

    I’m not blaming Lovie or Martz–they can only work with what they’re given. Mike Tice can coach raw talent, new talent, undeveloped talent but he can’t coach LACK of talent.

    Webb and Louis do NOT have the talent to start in the NFL.
    Lance Louis looks like Aunt Jemima.

    If Frank Omiyale is even ON your team, your team is immediately worse.
    And we all know whose job it is to keep a team stocked with talent.

    I propose a contest. The “Jerry Angelo couldn’t manage…” contest.

    Here are a few examples to start you off:

    Jerry Angelo couldn’t manage a high school mathlete team.
    Jerry Angelo couldn’t manage an empty parking lot.
    Jerry Angelo couldn’t manage to get laid in a free whore house.

    You may begin.

  7. Fro Dog Says:


    I apologize for setting you off but I had this article planned a few days ago and just finished it earlier today.

    I must commend you for your time posting here. We appreciate it and feel free to stop by anytime. I will have to disagree on the part of blaming Lovie and Martz. I mentioned in the article that Lovie keeps saying “We’re a good football team” in his press conferences drives me insane. Him and Martz are an insult to smart fans’ intelligence. The example I’ll give you is first and goal at the 1 yard line. The simplest thing to do would be a quarterback sneak for an easy touchdown. But when you are talking about the Bears, it’s a play action pass that is either incomplete or intercepted. We’ve seen it plenty of times throughout the last few years.

  8. Fro Dog Says:


    I am not sure when that will be but when I find out, I’ll give you a call.

    It seems that you have been spot on with your thoughts on the Bears way before the season even started. This is a train-wreck.

  9. Joe Says:

    If anyone just mentions Angelo to me, I go into a fifteen minute rant.
    Wasn’t really specific to what you wrote but…..it’s always there.

    Lovie is following the standard coaching rule: never admit your weaknesses. It does get annoying. He would rather bore everyone than state team secrets, of which there are none now.
    Martz has given up on the O-line already. Can’t say I blame him.
    He knows that this line CANNOT blow people off the line of scrimmage, so we get the pass. That’s why he abandoned the run during the last game. He knew that Forte would keep getting tackled in the backfield. Every time they put Bell in, that’s ALL that happens to him, and he can run the ball.
    You know you have a quality line when a) you can push a D-line back, esp on the goal line and b) your QB has a firm pocket for a full
    three count. Cutler can work with the receivers we have IF he has some protection.
    You watch the Pats? Brady has so much time to throw, he could be sitting on a stool and completing passes.
    Put him on the Bears, he gets knocked on his ass just like Cutler.

  10. genrebuster Says:

    Joe, excellent posts. Thanks for taking the time to stop by.

    I didn’t realize how similar Angelo is to Hendry…just kidding, of course I knew!

    Chucky, hope you’re on the mend, feeling better…etc.

  11. Joe Says:

    Thanks, my psyche feels better already.
    My only take about Hendry was that he had to go (same talent problems as Angelo, as only Angelo would have signed Milton Bradley) and that he was almost as bad a GM as Angelo, but that would have been impossible.

  12. chucky Says:

    Thanks Genre. Arm is still in a sling, and I still have staples holding my arm together, but it’s feeling a little better. Rehab may by a rough road.

    Joe….I love your rants man. Keep them coming!

    Jerry Angelo couldn’t manage a 5 cent Kool-Aid stand.

  13. Big Chicago Bob Says:

    I’ve been saying it for years, Angelo must go. It’s almost to the point the Bears need to have a terrible season so they slate gets wiped clean and we’ll have something starting for us in ohh… maybe 2015?

  14. MadCityMac Says:

    Joe, welcome to our little rant zone! You will be a good compliment to Genre and Chucky. Myself, Packer fan, but what got us all here in the first place is our intense dislike and utter disgust with the train wreck that is the Chicago Cubs. Hendry? GONE! Quade? Hopefully soon to be gone. Crane Kenney? Please, let’s get rid of this fucking loser who doesn’t know jack shit about baseball- the second coming of Andrew MacFAIL. There are a number of us Packer fans on here, so please take into account that we’re here to have fun, and our dislike for the Bears is more in fun than anything else, and that my hatred of the Vikings is oh so real!

  15. Fro Dog Says:

    Oooo…Vikings fans. The worst fans in football and that’s including Raiders fans.

  16. Yeti Says:

    “And it wouldn’t surprise me if Rodgers goes 450 .”

    Well, you *are* an idiot so I’m sure your surprises differ from those with normal functioning human brains

  17. chucky Says:

    And just what do you know about normal functioning human brains numbnuts? You sure as fuck don’t have any experience using one.

    Now go trolling with Yellon you dumb bastard, and understand that you have just been completely punked out by this “idiot”, you fucking dork.

  18. Yeti Says:

    Oh no, I just got punked by Chucky. What the fuck am I going to do with my life now?

  19. Joe Says:

    Hendry, like Angelo, needed to go a few years ago.
    I feel bad for Quade. You don’t know what type of manager he’d be if he had a decent team. You think Ryno could have made this mess work? Don’t think so.

  20. chucky Says:

    Yeti…why don’t you start by getting a fucking life first.

    Then put a gun to your head and blow a hole in your goddamn empty head you useless fucking dork.

  21. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    Oh look. Yeti with again, his childish insults. Yeti, can’t keep you those words of yours at BCB with your other friends?

  22. Yeti Says:

    Why would I want to get a life if only to take my life? Wouldn’t the two options be “Get a life, dork.” Or “Blow your brains out loser”.. Doing both seems like a waste of time obtaining that life first.

  23. chucky Says:

    No more of a waste of time than talking to you, dipshit. Or posting comments on a website where nobody likes you. Why do you post here Yeti? We don’t like you, you don’t like us, and we will never agree with each other. Do you enjoy being punked out every time you post some retarded comment?

    Seriously, you need to go somewhere else.

  24. chucky Says:

    Jesus fucking Christ! I fucking hate Carlos Marmol. And goddamn Quade is sitting there like motherfucking retard. Fuck this team.

    Then again, I guess it could be called a “serviceable” performance.

  25. Pie in the Sky Says:

    Come on chuck. Ryan Dempster is gonna have 200 innings pitched. That’s all that matters!!!!!!!!!!!111

  26. Fro Dog Says:

    Wow. Just like the NFC Title Game last year. Rodgers marches right down the field on the first drive. Not one single third down and only one second down.

    Fuck these pieces of shit.


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