It’s been quite a while since I wrote about fake wrestling and I was going to write about something else storyline-related in the next week or two. But while watching the pay-per-view Sunday and as I am typing, RAW, I couldn’t help but notice a man sitting in the front row (both nights) with the infamous “We hate Cena” t-shirt.
Normally, I wouldn’t have a problem with this fan. However, he has been spotted in many cities in the last few years sitting front row (every time) while wearing the same “We Hate Cena” shirt. There are two reasons why this guy continues to sit in the same area every damn time: He is either getting paid by WWE to sit there (I doubt it though) or simply, he has a lot of money and no life. I’ll take the latter.
I am not trying to sound pissed off, but I am rather very annoyed with this attention-whore/weird fuck. Forget the question of how he affords to go to all these cities and continuing to sit front row, but does this guy have a job? He obviously doesn’t have a girlfriend or wife. The fact that he continues to wear the same shirt to every event tells me he is taking this shit way too seriously.
Sure, it’s fun to sit front row and get on TV. I even sat on the TV side and was shown on quite a few times in years past (Larry Horse sign anyone?). I go to maybe two or three events a year and if I do get shown on TV one of those times, even the people who I know probably won’t recognize me. I don’t drive/fly city-to-city and dish out thousands of dollars each month to sit front row to show hate for a guy who is acting on a TV show.
To the turd in the “We Hate Cena” shirt, it’s wrestling. It’s a TV show that’s scripted (It’s still real to me damnit). We get that you hate Cena. A lot of fans do. But the fact that you take this shit seriously by trying to make a “statement” that you hate Cena is probably getting on the other anti-Cena people’s nerves. For myself, I respect Cena as a person and wrestler because of how hard he worked to get to the top. I am probably annoyed as most fans that he continues to hog the main event. But the guy is one of the biggest cash cows for Vince McMahon’s company since the days of Steve Austin and before that, Hulk Hogan. He isn’t going anywhere. So stop making an idiot of yourself. And while you are working on that, go fill out some applications for a job in whatever town/state you reside in. That is, if you even have an education.
What a turd.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
October 25, 2011 at 8:57 am
He could be a plant introducing someone aka hillbilly jim
October 25, 2011 at 10:43 am
Some people are saying that but he’s been around for years. You figure, someone would have shown up by now because of him. I really think this guy simply has nothing better to do than follow these guys on the road.
October 25, 2011 at 11:18 am
There is also talks he may be booker ts kid
October 25, 2011 at 11:51 am
I thought groupies died out after the Grateful Dead broke up.
Fro…..I’m having problems finding a website for the PPVs. Some of the ones you gave me no longer exist it seems. What site did you see it on?
October 30, 2011 at 1:36 am
I actually talked to this guy back in July. I was at a house show in Milwaukee and was sitting right behind him. When Cena came out he looked over at him and said “the gangs all here”. The guy was with a girl and after Cena’s match he came over to sign something for the girl and talk to the guy. After the show I asked him about the shirt and he said his friend had made a bunch of shirts for Wrestlemania a few years back for a bunch of them to wear in the front row.
November 21, 2011 at 1:22 am
The we hate cena guy is a really good friend of mine outta Dallas tx… A:He is very educated with a college degree. B: He is his own boss so he can do what he wants. C: he isn’t a plant he makes his own money so therefore he can afford to be everywhere. Follow him on Twitter… He is a Cool guy
February 8, 2012 at 12:46 am
“He is very educated with a college degree.”
“He is his own boss so he can do what he wants.”
Fine. He is educated and his own boss and he can afford these tickets anytime. Good for him. Really. Trust me supporters, I get it. He is just taking this crap way too seriously and when I see him on my TV, it annoys the shit out of me.
If he wants to sit front row and get noticed every time, fine. It’s not my money. But the fact that he is showing his “hate” for Cena by wearing the same shirt every time is even pissing the anti-Cena people off.
August 1, 2012 at 12:05 pm
I know the guys brother. He says that some of the wrestlers actually buy his tickets for him just to get under Cena’s skin. He also said that him and Cena are actually pretty good buddies. For any wrestlers it is good to have fans and hate fans. It creates a fued between the two groups constantly keeping you in the lime light. This guy helps complete Cena and helps keep him famous.
August 1, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Oh, and dnizzle is right. My friend (the guy I said is his brother) is from Dallas. The whole reason I found this article was my friend said, “My brother is the ‘I hate Cena guy’, he’s pretty well known”.
September 15, 2012 at 1:22 am
Y is it a big deal if he’s enjoying something he loves. i think some of u guys take the fact he’s enjoying the show way 2 serious . its called being a fan !
March 3, 2013 at 9:59 pm
The only douche here is the butt hurt guy that wrote this crap