A special message from Aaron Rodgers.

by

Hello Bears fans. Aren’t you all happy to see me again on Sunday night? I will say that after Kyle Orton of all people, defeated us, you can be damn sure that I am pissed off. In fact, I am going to take all my frustrations out on your guys’ favorite football team on Christmas night. Speaking of taking out frustrations, anybody read this story? I wonder what’s wrong with some of the people who cheer for me!

I’ll tell you why I love playing the Bears so much. It’s so easy for me to sit back in the pocket, have a good five-ten seconds to throw and more importantly, find my receivers wide open down the field. I know I am missing a receiver or two because of injury but I tell you what. Coach McCarthy and the rest of the organization are so good at finding players to back them up, that it will still be a can of corn to play the same way. And to play the Bears, man! You realize how easy this will be? Remember the NFC Championship game? I lead my team down the field on the first two possessions thanks to the Bears’ cornerbacks and safeties not covering my receivers. I could have scored at least two more in the first half alone, but I forgot that Brian Urlacher is still on the field and he is pretty good. No worries though Bears’ fans. If nobody is open this Sunday for me to throw to on a particular play, I’ll just “discount double-check” my way to a couple of touchdowns.

So with all that being said, anybody want to guess what the score will be? I’ll go one further and ask if anybody wants to predict what the score will be at halftime? If the Bears’ defense is as favorable to me as it was the last two times I played them, I’ll say 24-0. Don’t get too excited though. I am still very pissed that my team was defeated by the Chiefs on Sunday, that I may want to run up the score just to make a statement. Charles Tillman and Tim Jennings are still your cornerbacks? Who are the safeties again? This should be fun. I can’t wait!

Season’s beatings,

Aaron.

Advertisements

13 Responses to “A special message from Aaron Rodgers.”

  1. chucky Says:

    I’ll go with the SuperFans pick from around 20 years ago, only in reverse.

    Green Bay 195 – Bears 1.

    The Bears will sneak in an extra point when no one is looking.

    I’ll just bet Aaron Rodgers is looking forward to this. I would too. He ought to be like a shark with blood in the water.

  2. Jay Cutler Says:

    Have fun, Aaron!

  3. Payton J Pickett Says:

    Maybe the Bears defense can end this bastard’s career next. Last year Favre, this year McNabb, next??

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    I only wish the Bears had half the class and talent of the Packers. Seeing how the Bears are ran compared to them pisses me off. Aaron Rodgers is too fucking good and he isn’t a clown like Favre was and still is. I can’t hate the guy nor the organization.

  5. Yeti Says:

    Deconstructing the awfulness of this post would take me until next year to do

  6. Payton J Pickett Says:

    Fro, the Packer management cares, Bear management doesn’t. When was the last time they did? Fuck it, I don’t drink much but I’m going to blitzed this weekend. Maybe I’ll start a drinking game either have a shot of scotch every time a Bear O lineman commits a false start or every Bear three and out. Mine as well have fun. If the McCaskesys/Phillips don’t care, why should anyone?

  7. genrebuster Says:

    A top shelf single malt isn’t enough. The Bears organization stinks. The Packers are a class act for now…like it or not.

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    Awfulness of this post?

    When was the last time I had an article that wasn’t awful? This is the worst site in the history of the internet.

  9. chucky Says:

    Fro…..I’m fucking jealous! What about the awfulness of MY post? Damnit, I DEMAND EQUAL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Pie in the Sky Says:

    If the Bears are lucky, maybe the Seahawks will upset the 49ers? Then Matt Flynn will probably play most of the game.

  11. Fro Dog Says:

    Well, the Seahawks certainly “upset” the Bears so anything is possible, unless it’s in the Bears’ favor. Then no.

    Chucky,

    I must apologize to you. I should have been one step ahead of our good friend Yeti to tell you, that you have terrible comments all the time. Please forgive me. Also, I think Yeti is still working on some stats to tell us that Jerry Angelo is a fantastic general manger because he drafted Lance Briggs and Devin Hester. Too bad he missed out on the 48 other players he drafted. But hey. 2 for 50 on successful draft picks is a pretty good stat for me to think Angelo is good for his stay!

  12. chucky Says:

    Fro….I wouldn’t say that Angelo is good or fantastic. I’d call him…..servicable.

    Thoughts?

  13. kevin fucking gregg Says:

    Sounds good.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: