Dear Virginia…..

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OK, Pie…you asked for it. Have fun!

Dear <insert nickname here>,

<your thoughts here>

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18 Responses to “Dear Virginia…..”

  1. genrebuster Says:

    Fro, not intending to encroach into your area of expertise. Just a little pot-stirring…

  2. Yeti Says:

    Expertise

  3. chucky Says:

    Dear OLD BITCH

    1) Sell the Bears

    2) Go home

    3) FUCKING STAY THERE!!!!!!!!

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    Scott,

    Feel free to write about whatever you feel. I mentioned this before but I would love to rant to Virginia. However, I am fearful if I do say what I like to say, that the unthinkable will happen and I will have to live with that. I’ll let Chucky do it for me.

    Also, I checked out some old photos on your site the other day. I highly suggest you bring back your killer 80’s stache. Nothing brings out a musician than that. If I was still in concert band or even marching/jazz, I would grow it. They have this year-round concert band here in Dekalb and while I’d love to join, I just don’t have the time anymore. Besides, they don’t do jazz like they did a few years ago. I still play the Alto whenever I do get some free time at home.

  5. Pie In The Sky Says:

    Dear Virginia:

    As a Green Bay Packers fan, I just wanted to let you know that you’re doing a fantastic job! Not quite as good as Zygi Wilf but there’s only one Ziggie the Biggie.

    I had some advice on how to make your championship-bound franchise even better!

    1) Don’t re-sign Matt Forte
    2) Hire Jim Hendry and Matt Millen as top consultants to Phil Emery.
    3) Re-sign Lovie Smith to a 20-year contract extension, all $ guaranteed.
    4) Trade Julius Peppers
    5) Ignore all talk of Bill Cowher
    6) Sign Brett Favre

    My sincerest compliments and thanks,

    Pie In The Sky

    —-

    See? Not everyone hates Virginia.

  6. chucky Says:

    Pie……that’s just mean spirited. Shame on you!

    Genre, Fro….if I may expand the stache(By-cracky) conversion a bit, I think a 80’s porn stache(By-cracky) would be awesome. I’ve had mine since 1985, although it’s hardly a “porn ” stache(By-cracky). Only shaved it off twice. Both of those bitches are long gone, by the way.

  7. Fro Dog Says:

    Pie,

    That made my morning. Thanks buddy.

    Chucky,

    I use to always have the goatee. The last couple years, it’s been a beard or nothing. The longest I had it grow out was the playoff beard from the Blackhawks’ run two years ago. I shaved it the day after the regular season ended up until the day after they won the cup. It took quite a while to completely clean up. I grew out just the stache in 2009 as a joke for some old friends. It looked hideous and borderline, creepy.

  8. genrebuster Says:

    ….maybe in Movember….. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movember

    Nice post, Pie.

  9. genrebuster Says:

    Yeti, I don’t understand your earlier post (this thread)…care to elaborate?

  10. Yeti Says:

    You indicated that football was an area of Fro’s “expertise”. The use of that word to describe his knowledge was amusing to me

  11. chucky Says:

    The idea that you have knowledge about anything amuses all of us Yeti.

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    While I appreciate the kind words, I will speak for most of us here that not one of us have ever claimed to be experts. We’re just fans watching games and comment on what we see in the game rather than from a box score. We’ve done that as a group for the better part of six/seven years.

    That being said, I strongly suggest that our friend Yeti drinks more lighter fluid.

  13. chucky Says:

    And smoke more cigarettes.

  14. Phil Emery-Lovie Smith must go!!! Says:

    Dear Virginia:

    Why only fix 1/2 the problem? Your father would slap the piss out of you if he was here today because of what you and that idiot family that you married into have done to this once great franchise. Why does it take you assholes so long to figure out that someone does not get the job done? I often wondered who Lovie Smith was sleeping with at Halas Hall to remain on the payroll, I assumed it was Jerry Angelo. Now with Jerry gone and Lovie still here…it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out who he is sleeping with to keep his job now does it?

    Untie Phil Emery’s hands, shitcan Lovie Smith, shitcan Darryl Drake, lets fix the WHOLE problem…not just 1/2 of it!

    Allow Phil Emery to bring greatness back to this franchise!

    Don’t worry, Lovie will be fine. He will have a job as the token Rooney Rule candidate for a great many years to come!

  15. genrebuster Says:

    ….very nice!

  16. MadCityMac Says:

    For chrissakes she looks like the goddamn Joker.

  17. Fro Dog Says:

    Scott,

    The traffic is rising here at the worst site on the internet. In the last two weeks, we’ve had anywhere from an extra 75 hits up to 115 per day. As you can see, we’ve had some new readers in the past month and I appreciate that very much. Keep it up my friend!

  18. genrebuster Says:

    Fro, I’ll continue do what I can, as time allows.

    Thanks again for keeping the site alive after “bobbyd” disappeared (along with the “original” site). In it’s heyday, I think there were over 1000 people registered at firedustybaker.com…and many of them contributed on a regular basis. We definitely made some big noise and it was big fun. Good to hear from some of the older/longtime members recently, too…

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

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