Guess what Bulls fans? Our favorite basketball team has scored less than 73 points in three of the last four games. But no worries! One of the best coaches in the NBA will shun all of the non-believers and lead the Bulls to the promised land. I am, of course, talking about Vinny Del Thibodeou. Let’s take a look a look at their last great effort against the Oklahoma City Thunder on Sunday evening.

The entire team shot 29%. I don’t know what the record is for worst shooting night but I am guessing this percentage isn’t very far from it.

Taj Gibson:  2 for 11? Why in the world is this idiot even shooting? He’s on this team for two reasons: Defense and rebounding. Leave it to someone else to shoot like crap. “BUT HE DUNKED OVER DWYANE WADE IN DAT ONE GAME!” Yes. Then, he played like shit along with the rest of the team in that series after that game.

“Nasty” Nate Robinson: 2-14. When C.J. Watson took his “talents” to Brooklyn, I thought we were done seeing players take horrible shots numerous times and not realizing that they need to stop. Fuck this guy.

Carlos Boozer: “HEY. “GIMME DAT!” Translation: 1-5 and he’s getting paid $15 million. Sign me for the minimum and I’ll make one out of five shots a game.

I only wish changes could be made. They won’t though and that fucking sucks because Jerry Reinsdorf owns this team. If he wasn’t such a cocksucker of an owner, ThomASS, Paxson and Forman would have all been tossed. Instead, they are sticking around because Reinsdorf still doesn’t understand that this is a business. Fuck him too. It’s a damn shame because now, Thibodeou can’t even put a competitive team on the court.

18 Responses to “PATHETIC.”

  1. chucky Says:

    Like I said in the previous post, Thibodeau is running these guys into the ground. By the time the playoffs arrive, the Bulls will be too tired to even walk out onto the floor. This is a very tired team, and if they aren’t tired, it’s because they fucking suck too much to be playing any meaningful minutes. This is going to turn out to be one ugly mess when it’s done.

  2. genrebuster Says:

    ……in other news, the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series in 1908…

  3. chucky Says:

    Fro….did you catch Raw last night? Opening segment turned into a serious bloodbath. Brock Lesnar is a beast.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    I was going to write about that at the other site soon. Lesnar got opened up the hard way. He had 12 staples in his head. What a main event too. Punk and Cena gave us a pay-per-view type match. The crowd in Dallas was great too.

    *Update* After posting the comment above, I read that Vince McMahon was pissed that Punk used the piledriver on Cena. I am sure Vince was also pissed that Cena did a hurricanranna also.

  5. chucky Says:

    Yeah, I saw that about McMahon. Makes sense. Get pissed about a guy using a wrestling move that’s been around for a million years, but not one word about Lesnar taking 12 staples in his skull from a hardway shot to the ringpost from his son-in-law. McMahon is bat-shit crazy.

  6. Fro Dog Says:,0,4768976.story

    I wonder if Webb promised the cop tickets to a game. Too bad he may be cut because of this.

  7. chucky Says:

    Fro…somebody on the radio said this yesterday: What is more troubling about J’Marcus Webb, the drug charges, or that he’s the Bears starting left tackle?

    My answer is the latter.

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    Agreed. Maybe this can be enough for the Bears to release him. There was only one guy I trusted on that line and that was Lance Louis before Jared Allen knocked him out for the season and possibly, his career. There is no way that Emery can form a solid starting line in one draft. There are so many holes in other positions, the best thing he can do is balance out the picks/free agent signings.

  9. Yeti Says:

    Too bad ThomASS has ran Joakim ragged. He would be able to have good games if not for ThomASS’s abuse.

  10. chucky Says:

    Who let Yeti out of his jail cell again?

  11. Fro Dog Says:

    Yep. He played 45 minutes last night with two bad feet. Just wait until the playoffs start. You’ll see how tired this team is.

    Also Yeti, do you still have that amazing beard (by cracky) from when I saw you last month?

  12. Yeti Says:

    I just shaved it off about 2 weeks ago, but I have it working again.

  13. Fro Dog Says:

    Good deal. A Yeti isn’t a Yeti without his beard.

  14. Nemo Says:

    Prior and Dustfuck….together again

  15. Nemo Says:

    Be nice if I posted the link:,0,1062778.story

  16. chucky Says:

    “He called me and asked for a chance,” Baker told The Cincinnati Enquirer. “I talked to (Reds general manager) Walt (Jocketty). (Prior) says he feels good. He feels like he has some unfinished business. This is gives him one more chance or a chance at closure.”

    That’s rich. A chance? A chance at what Dustdick? Maybe a chance at having you run his arm through a goddamned meat grinder one more time? Fuck you, you lying toothpick eating shitstain motherfucker.

  17. genrebuster Says:

    Prior could be nuts….or maybe he intends to bash the toothpick chomping idiot with a tire iron…or, break his throwing arm.

  18. chucky Says:

    Genre….did you see that idiotic “celebration” for Harry Caray a couple days ago? Fanboy looked like a damned chump, along with all the other chumps with their oversized glasses. This is the reason why nobody takes the Cubs seriously. Stupid bullshit celebrations held for drunken, overrated announcers. Seriously, it was truly embarrasssing.


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