The Winner and Chicago’s Most Gorgeous Woman On Television is…


Cheryl Scott (On right)

Miss Cheryl Scott of NBC 5. Cheryl defeated Susannah Collins by a final score of 20-11 in the championship game. I want to thank all of the participants in this tournament and everyone that voted as well. I appreciate it very much. As our friend Dan from Fire Ron Turner said, this is why the internet exists.

Cheryl, it is my honor as the founder of Fire Tom Thibodeou, to award you the first, and only, Larry Horse Award. Congratulations.

13 Responses to “The Winner and Chicago’s Most Gorgeous Woman On Television is…”

  1. jimmy d. Says:

    Erin McElroy is still S-M-O-K-I-N’ HOT!!!

  2. Fro Dog Says:

    I agree but Cheryl overtook everyone. If it was a seven game series rather than win or go home, I think Erin takes it.

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Phew. Man, did the Bulls have to sweat this game out against the Pistons. I was getting ready to write up another terrible article about how the Bulls are a mediocre team. 27 of 40 on free throws and they barely pulled it out against a team with a record of 24-50. 10 games remaining and they would have to go 7-3/8-2 just to secure the 4th spot. Does it really matter though?

    The dynasty they call the Wizards are up next on Tuesday!

  4. Robert Says:

    The cubs may move to the suburbs am I the only one who could care less ….don’t care where they play just win

  5. chucky Says:

    Robert….I doubt that they will move. Ricketts is so goddamned stupid that he doesn’t even realize the trump card he holds. The city and that dumb fuck alderman doesn’t want the renovations to take place. Ricketts gets an invitation to move to the suburbs. What does Ricketts do? Says he wants the Cubs to stay at Wrigley. He could hold the city up on that one threat alone. But he instead kicks himself in the fucking nuts just because he wants to stay in this pisshole. He’s seriously making me miss the Tribune Co. And we all remember how much we hated those scumbags.

  6. chucky Says:


    What the fuck is Marmol doing in this fucking game? Doesn’t Sveum want to fucking win? Fucking goddamned worthless sack of fucking shit just gave up a fucking run!!!!! GET RID OF THIS GODDAMN BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE’S A FUCKING WORTHLESS HEADCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Robert Says:

    Is it me or is Deshaies about as interesting as watching paint dry

  8. chucky Says:

    I thought the other people in line for his job could have been worse. Do you remember who they were Robert? I don’t.

  9. Pie In The Sky Says:

    Good thing Marmol came out. Game was over if he stayed in.

  10. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    Marmol isn’t a Major League pitcher. Any other team would have tossed him to the curb by now…but not us! We give them chance…after…chance…after chance.

  11. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    I must add something that most of you guys may know but haven’t thought about in a while…the starting pitching has always been consistent…even in the Dusty years. The problem has always been the frickin’ bullpen. From LaTroy to Kerry, it’s been gasoline on the fire for this pile of garbage at Clark and Addison.

    It boggles my mind how no general manager can ever fix this problem. Last year, if it wasn’t for all of the blown saves, this team probably has a chance to get to .500 and maybe get the 2nd wild card spot.

  12. jimmy d. Says:


    I was watching the game on Gameday at the office and I immediately had flash-backs to last year when Marmol shit the bed mutliple times in the early games. I’ve gotta give Sveum some credit for yanking that hack/pile of shit before he blew the game. I’m figuring that Dale (and Theo and Jed) have all got him on a short leash. I’m sure that they were hoping that he’d get off to a good start so that they could off-load him before the All-Star break…but, that doesn’t appear to have a snowballs chance in hell of happening.
    The way I see it, we’re gonna need to scratch and claw for every win we can muster. No sense in letting the fucking bullpen erase 8 magical innings in a matter of minutes. Hopefully Dale will keep this same mentality with all relievers.

    Jimmy D.

  13. DVXPrime Says:

    On a lighter note, who is the blonde standing next to Cheryl?


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