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19 Responses to “Hiya everybody!!!!! How are things going?!?!?”
Johnnie…..if they were stuffed up your ass you’d know where they were. And remember this, you weren’t criticized for being black. You were criticized for absolutely sucking at managing.
While at a family function I see my cousin. He has a freshly buzzed hairdoo and a Cubs shirt. I tell him the he looks like a dick with ears and the Cubs Suck. He starts ranting about this great farm system and just wait. Then his 12 year old son comes out of the garage and I ask him who his favorite baseball team is. The poor kid looks down at the ground and almost mumbles Chicago Cubs. After the kid leaves I ask my dickhead cousin why he is doing that to his kid. He laughed but didn’t answer me, I wasn’t joking. He left about 10 minutes later. Point of the story…. Anyone who defends the Cubs is a fucking retard, my cousin is a dick, and Fuck the Cubs.
”We are now reviewing all of the photos,” he said.(Team spokesman Julian Green)
Jesus fucking Christ! How fucking stupid can you get? Don’t you think it might have been a good idea to do that……BEFORE YOU START PAINTING GODDAMNED MURALS YOU DUMB SON-OF-A-BITCH? This organization is a goddamned joke.
What the hell is wrong with this team. If they’re this damn ignorant of the history of the franchise then stop celebrating it. There’s nothing worth celebrating anyway. Evident when they take an entire decade and celebrate the Yankees kicking their ass. Morons.
And the goddamned bullpen blows another fucking game. Jesus fucking Christ I am so sick of this shit. Samardjiza should punch Rondon right in the fucking throat, then kick him in the fucking rocks.
Un-FUCKING-believable!
You know, on second thought, it’s totally believable.
Knowing the Cubs, they’ll commemorate Hector Rondon with his own bobblehead day after blowing a save against the Yankees. Seeing how much our marketing department loves to see this team get its asses hands to them by NYY.
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Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
May 16, 2014 at 1:05 pm
May 16, 2014 at 1:08 pm
My life is great, thanks a million.
May 16, 2014 at 1:10 pm
Steve Goodman(the real one) is fucking Satan.
May 16, 2014 at 1:56 pm
Dude, how come every keeps criticizing me? Man, ya’ll racists!
Where my horses?
May 16, 2014 at 2:11 pm
Johnnie…..if they were stuffed up your ass you’d know where they were. And remember this, you weren’t criticized for being black. You were criticized for absolutely sucking at managing.
May 16, 2014 at 4:08 pm
The Score has an article on the 8 most annoying sports traditions. Here are mine.
1) 7th inning stretch guest conductor.
2) Signing Go, Cubs, Go after every home win. They should sing Choke, Cubs, Choke after every lose. It would be more entertaining.
3) Statues of players who have won nothing.
4) “Just wait till next year!”
5) Manually operated scoreboards.
6) Stupid marketing promotions like “Babe Ruths called shot bobblehead”.
7) Year long celebrations of 100 years of futile baseball in a stadium that smells like urine.
8) Horse troughs that pose as urinals. Any father who takes his young son into one of those things should be charged with child abuse!
May 16, 2014 at 8:41 pm
While at a family function I see my cousin. He has a freshly buzzed hairdoo and a Cubs shirt. I tell him the he looks like a dick with ears and the Cubs Suck. He starts ranting about this great farm system and just wait. Then his 12 year old son comes out of the garage and I ask him who his favorite baseball team is. The poor kid looks down at the ground and almost mumbles Chicago Cubs. After the kid leaves I ask my dickhead cousin why he is doing that to his kid. He laughed but didn’t answer me, I wasn’t joking. He left about 10 minutes later. Point of the story…. Anyone who defends the Cubs is a fucking retard, my cousin is a dick, and Fuck the Cubs.
May 16, 2014 at 9:13 pm
Speaking of fucking retards…. http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/cubs-error-wrigley-field-mural-oops-shows-charles-lindbergh-at-comiskey-park-051614
Anyone see the movie “Idiocracy”?
May 16, 2014 at 9:38 pm
”We are now reviewing all of the photos,” he said.(Team spokesman Julian Green)
Jesus fucking Christ! How fucking stupid can you get? Don’t you think it might have been a good idea to do that……BEFORE YOU START PAINTING GODDAMNED MURALS YOU DUMB SON-OF-A-BITCH? This organization is a goddamned joke.
May 16, 2014 at 11:11 pm
What the hell is wrong with this team. If they’re this damn ignorant of the history of the franchise then stop celebrating it. There’s nothing worth celebrating anyway. Evident when they take an entire decade and celebrate the Yankees kicking their ass. Morons.
May 17, 2014 at 6:23 am
First instinct looking at all those pictures: so many throat punches, so little time.
Motherfuckers.
May 17, 2014 at 6:24 am
…and I could only stand forty seconds of that goddamned song.
May 18, 2014 at 1:18 am
….trust your instincts, DVX!
May 18, 2014 at 9:25 am
Western Conference Finals begin today! Lets go Hawks!!
Fro, going to any games??
May 21, 2014 at 4:13 pm
And the goddamned bullpen blows another fucking game. Jesus fucking Christ I am so sick of this shit. Samardjiza should punch Rondon right in the fucking throat, then kick him in the fucking rocks.
Un-FUCKING-believable!
You know, on second thought, it’s totally believable.
May 21, 2014 at 7:27 pm
Knowing the Cubs, they’ll commemorate Hector Rondon with his own bobblehead day after blowing a save against the Yankees. Seeing how much our marketing department loves to see this team get its asses hands to them by NYY.
May 21, 2014 at 7:31 pm
How is this even possible:
Jeff Samardzija (10 starts): 0-4 with a 1.46 ERA and 1.09 WHIP. Only two homers allowed.
They’ve lost nine of his 10 games pitched. One of those includes a May 5 game where he gives up 0 ER in 9 innings. Still lose. Duuuuuuumb.
May 22, 2014 at 11:36 pm
Pie. Let me counter your question with another question.
How is it possible that the Cubs haven’t won a World Series in 106 fucking years?
March 21, 2015 at 8:18 am
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