Rome wasn’t built in a day.

Gee whiz, my team stinks.

After 106 years of futility, who gives a crap about the current Chicago Cubs?

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7 Responses to “Rome wasn’t built in a day.”

Theo Epstein Says:
July 6, 2014 at 9:56 am
But, our prospects are great! Soon we will be stupendous!!
The Sheeple Says:
July 6, 2014 at 9:58 am
BAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAHHHH BAAAAAAAAAH BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BAAAAAAAH BAAAAH BAAAAH BAAAAAHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAHHH
Pie in the Sky Says:
July 6, 2014 at 10:08 am
Theo, what are you doing? Jake Arrieta is having a career year and he’s already 28 years old! He doesn’t fit into this 10-year plan! He’ll never have a better trade value!

Hurry! Trade him for moar prospects! Make sure to get a replacement pitcher, preferably some 25-year-old with an ERA of almost 5.00 in Triple-A!!!

GET TO WORK THEO!!! WE NEEDZ MORE SHORTSTOPS!!!
chucky Says:
July 6, 2014 at 4:02 pm
Well, after scoring 16 runs in Boston on Wednesday night, and following that up with 7 more in D.C. on the 4th, what do our illustrious Chicago Cubs do for a weekend encore?

Sat. – lose 13-0.

Sun. – lose 2-1.

Well done you fucking turds.
genrebuster Says:
July 6, 2014 at 8:12 pm
No surprises…business as usual. They are consistent!
dvxprime Says:
July 8, 2014 at 5:28 pm
Ummm…anybody here want to talk pro wrestling?
chucky Says:
July 8, 2014 at 6:48 pm
I will DVX. What do you have on your mind?