The Bears can still make the playoffs if…


The Lions, Seahawks and Cowboys all lose at least three of the remaining four games (Lions must lose the one against the Bears). Then, the Bears must win at least three games and four, for sure.

Okay. You all can punch me now.

25 Responses to “The Bears can still make the playoffs if…”

  1. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    I think Fro has been smoking the hookah with Gary.

  2. Fro Dog Says:

    Nice job by Senorice Perry to be the first one to touch the ball on a punt after going out of bounds. Don’t these coaches tell the players the rules?

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    When the Bears are on defense and it’s 3rd and 15, what do you think happens just about every single time?

    If you guessed a first down by the other team, you would be correct.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    Good Lord. Does this team have a fucking pulse? Does this motherfucking team have a motherfucking pulse?

  5. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Bears go 3 and out, the other team gets the ball and scores,repeat. I think the Bears have found their “Identity”

  6. abdallaha92 Says:


  7. abdallaha92 Says:

    Also CBSS I don’t smoke hookah.

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    Gary, he’s fucking with us. You know, because we’re Middle Eastern. Geez man. Where’s your mind at? Are the Bears making your life that miserable?

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    Nice throw, Dickface!

  10. genrebuster Says:


  11. Fro Dog Says:

    I love how Trestman’s press conferences are so repetitive. It’s the same shit, nearly word for word, every time. Here is part of what he has said after all seven losses this season:

    “We did not play well in all three phases. We are not playing good football. Tomorrow, we will look at the tape and correct our mistakes. We just didn’t do what we wanted to in this game and we lost.”

    How does anyone on this coaching staff still have a fucking job? Hey. I want to be a coach in the NFL. I can’t promise I’ll be better than those other guys but at least my job will be safe!

  12. genrebuster Says:

    ….the Trestman bobble-head will be a big seller this holiday season, as well as the Lovie doll that says “Rex is our quarterback”.

  13. Fro Dog Says:

    Genre, we should all be coaches of the Bears. Let’s see, why don’t you become the head coach? I will be the offensive coordinator. Chucky will be defensive coordinator. CS will be the quarterbacks coach (it would be entertaining to see him in charge of Cutler). Let’s see, Gary, why don’t you be in charge of special teams? I think that suits you well. Our general manager will be Nemo.

  14. genrebuster Says:

    Fro, thanks for the vote of confidence…but I lack the expertise required to be an effective head coach in the NoFunLeague.

    That said, at least I’m willing to admit it!

    tick tock….tick tock….tick tock….tick tock………………….PATHETIC.

    (and it’s not even BB season)

  15. Lovie Trestman Says:

    “Tomorrow we will look at the tape”

  16. Fro Dog Says:

    “I lack the expertise required to be an effective head coach…”

    Yes. At least you admitted it. The Bears are great at hiring people who are the exact same. I think you have a chance. And if you don’t think so, check out this list:

    Dave Wannstedt, Dick Jauron, Lovie Smith, Marc Trestman

  17. genrebuster Says:


  18. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    After about 20 minutes of conversation as quarterbacks coach of the Chicago Bears, Dickface would demand a trade like he did in Denver. Only this time I’m not so sure there will be many takers. Dickface will be forced to retire, go nuts, go to a mental institute, escape, get a sex change, join the Chicago PD, and kidnap Staley.

  19. genrebuster Says:

    CBSS….I can’t wait to see that made into a film. You could premier it at Soldier Field on a giant screen. Cancel the game and show the film.

  20. abdallaha92 Says:

    Hey Fro Dog I’m curious where is your family originally from? My family is from Palestine.

  21. Fro Dog Says:

    Same here, Gary.

  22. Fro Dog Says:

    Alright, the Bears have been officially eliminated from playoff contention with the Lions beating Lovie Smith’s Buccaneers today. Now, we wait three weeks from tomorrow to see what the fate of this entire organization is.

  23. genrebuster Says:


  24. Fro Dog Says:

    Genre, I know you’re going to love this. The NFL Network is reporting that the Bears plan to part ways with Mel Tucker after the season.

    Why the fuck are they waiting? Are the Bears trying to embarrass themselves some more?

  25. genrebuster Says:

    The way this Bears season is unfolding is almost hard to believe…the Cubs – as fucking inept as they have been recently – may soon be replaced by the Bears as the most currently PATHETIC pro sports franchise in Chicago….wow!

    Exactly, why wait? I’d love to hear the rationale behind it…delivered by a bobble-head doll, of course. Mel Tucker should have been fired already.

    The Bears ownership is TRULY PATHETIC and is making Fanboy Ricketts look better and better.


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