Message to NBC: Get rid of Kenny Albert



I am so sick of hearing this fucking dweeb. We’ve had to deal with Kenny Albert calling games for Fox over the last decade and change and now, NBC has pissed me off the last two NHL seasons with this dip shit.

I call Kenny Albert the new kiss of death to Chicago sports. I am aware that the Bears have sucked over the last decade (make that two decades), but it was him who called a lot of those games. Last year, it was his fucking voice that made the Blackhawks loss in the Western Conference Final more painful. Before him, it was Dick Stockton, who was the original kiss of death with Chicago sports. I am shitting myself if he ends up calling more games with the Blackhawks in them. He called one for the Blackhawks and Blues about a month ago and go figure, the Blackhawks lost.

Why does NBC not find better announcers (John Forsuland, Rick Peckham) than this asshole? He is already the radio play-by-play guy for the Rangers. Let him stick to that. Quit putting him on television.

Kenny Albert fucking sucks and is just a shell of his dad was and still is.

Fuck you, Kenny Albert. In the words of Mad City Mac, fuck him with a rusty fence post.

5 Responses to “Message to NBC: Get rid of Kenny Albert”

  1. MadCityMac Says:

    Fro, agreed on Kenny Albert. The guy annoys the living shit out of me. I still don’t hate the guy as much as Joe Buck, but yeah, he can fucking go away now. Fucking weasel.

  2. Fro Dog Says:

    Indeed. What an ass clown.

    Anyway, anybody catch the Bulls in Game 1 of the playoffs against the hapless Bucks? If you did, you would have seen Derrick Rose in the game with the Bulls up 14 with under two minutes to go. Sound familiar? Apparently, three years later, ThomASS is still a dumbass. There was a sequence in the last two minutes where he was cutting under the hoop and the flashback appeared.

    The Bulls might have won this game, but they had 19 turnovers and missed seven free throws. And you guessed it, ThomASS played only four players off the bench. Seriously?

  3. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    I hope Darling can keep it together today since Crawfords head is temporarily stuck up his ass. Go Hawks!

  4. MadCityMac Says:

    Darling looking good, and Kenny Albert not fucking us! Go Hawks!

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    Darling looked pretty good. I think the first goal was more on the defense but both of them were on screens. He can’t really be blamed for those. But damn, he made about two or three really damn good saves.

    If the United States started using torture again for criminals, making them listen to Kenny Albert call a game would be the worst form.


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