Tonight is the night.


This is the moment we all have been waiting for. Two and a half hours from this posting, the Bulls will tip off against the Cavaliers in what will be the final game coached by ThomASS. All of these years of players committing technical fouls for the dumbest of reasons, missing free throws and playing 44 minutes of game will all be over.

The Bulls, since ThomASS came here in 2010, have been nothing short of undisciplined and not reaching their full potential. I don’t know who the next head coach will be, but I would pray that Jerry Reinsdorf, Gar Forman and John Paxson look at Jeff Van Gundy as their top choice. I know he “criticized” them earlier in the year, but that’s what an analyst does. Management can’t be a pile of sensitive assholes. I believe he is the best option out there.

As a fan, I am disgusted. I have been saying this shit all along about how this team will never go anywhere, as long as Tom Thibodeau is the head coach. The team has been put together to contend for an NBA Championship and instead, we are fed bullshit. It seems to be the norm in Chicago sports for us to have our intelligence insulted. The Bears are a prime example of that. I am sick of it. When the Bulls lose tonight, I will still be pissed, because I do want them to win. However, when they do lose, I will believe that brighter days are ahead. Bulls fans, brighter days are ahead.

At least, I would like to think.

23 Responses to “Tonight is the night.”

  1. Quiet1 Says:

    Good! If the bulls win, great! If not, Tom needs to be fired!

  2. Fro Dog Says:

    Don’t worry. The Bulls are only down 24 with about six minutes left. All they have to do is let Joakim Noah pick a fight with the Cavaliers and they will be right back in it. It’s worked before!

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Look, all the Bulls have to do is hit nine three’s in a row and not let the Cavs score in the process of that. Then, the game will be tied and possibly, overtime will be forced.

  4. Chris Yard Sale Says:

    The sad thing is as much as Thibs pissed us off, he’s the best head coach that real asses Paxson or Gar Forman ever hired. How am I as a Bulls fan supposed to be able to trust those two clowns to improve the team in the coaching department? Where’s the proof they’ll hire the replacement that will be the Phil Jackson to Thomass’ Doug Collins?

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    I don’t think there’s any proof. The problem with this, is that Jerry Reinsdorf will never fire Forman and Paxson. Reinsdorf has a problem with loyalty (see: Jerry Krause). It doesn’t matter how successful you are. If you are friends with him, you have immunity.

    Had Reinsdorf canned that fat fuck Krause in ’97 or even after the last title the very next year, I bet Jordan and everyone else sticks around for one or two more runs. Everyone left because of Krause.

  6. genrebuster Says:

    tick FUCKING tock.

  7. Fro Dog Says:

    If the rumors are true, many teams want the services of ThomASS and may be willing to make a trade. If the Bulls can get ANYTHING for this fucking hack, I’d say go for it.

  8. genrebuster Says:

    Me, too. Bring in a coach that has an offensive PLAN. Defense is important of course, but you have to be able to score points….DOH!

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    Well, if they need an assistant on the defensive side, they could bring in Mel Tucker.

    Not funny? Oh. Alright.

  10. genrebuster Says:


  11. chucky Says:

    Mel Tucker would be an improvement.

    There’s your “ouch”.

    Now we, as Bulls fans, we only have to wait until Dumb Fuck Derricks contract is up, then the Bulls can unload that useless bag of fuck. I hope.

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    I messed up my own joke. Stupid me. Instead of Mel Tucker, when Genre mentioned “offensive plan”, I should have suggested Marc Trestman. But by that, I think the word “offensive” would have a different meaning. Oh well.

    Can the Bulls hurry up and either trade ThomASS or fire him? It’s 9:30 a.m. and I am already impatient.

  13. genrebuster Says:

    tick tock…tick tock…tick tock…

  14. CubsBearsSoxSuck Says:

    After reading this story I am kind of glad we do not have many openly gay male athletes. I don’t know how I would handle it if Cutler and Rodgers were arrested on domestic battery charhes for donkey punching each other on their honeymoon.

  15. Fro Dog Says:

    Haha. Interesting and compelling information you have there, CS.

    By the way, it’s pretty late right now and luckily, I have Saturday off work. But I was flipping through channels and saw there was a movie called “The Upside of Anger”. I immediately wondered if the people who thought of this movie were inspired by Chucky. The movie stars Kevin Costner and Joan Allen, who was born and raised in my hometown of Rochelle. Needless to say, Chucky should have taken the place of Kevin Costner. I’d say it would be Emmy-worthy.

  16. chucky Says:

    What, me angry?


  17. Robert Says:

    Is it just me or is joe Madison the most intelligent manager the Cubs have had in my lifetime I was born in 73 ….I mean Grimm and rameriez go down ….I haven’t once heard him talk about his horses being down keep coming up with new ways to win….

  18. CubsBearsSoxSuck Says:

    I’m trying to figure out if Robert is joking or I need to start calling him “MADISON”

  19. Robert Says:

    Maddon stupid auto correct

  20. CubsBearsSoxSuck Says:

    Sorry for doubting you sir. You never know, lol

  21. Robert Says:

    Cubssox no need for apologies….

  22. Joe Madison Says:

    hey we’re having some fun!

  23. chucky Says:

    Robert… answer your question, yes, by far he’s the most intelligent manager the Cubs have had. It’s not even close. I also haven’t heard any stupid nicknames for the players as well, like a certain Dr. Evil clone did. THAT fucker was really embarrassing!


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