Recap of Bears/Seahawks

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Punt – Punt – Punt – Punt – Punt – Punt – Punt – Punt – Punt – Punt

And now, time for my opinions.

  • Vladamir Ducasse kicks kittens in his free time.
  • Jimmy Clausen doesn’t have any friends.
  • Ted Phillips wipes his ass before he takes a shit. – Actually, this is a fact. My bad.
  • David Fales slept with John Fox’s wife and that’s why he won’t ever play.

The Raiders are up next at home. I smell 0-4.

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24 Responses to “Recap of Bears/Seahawks”

  1. Fro Dog Says:

    John Fox is looking like like a complete moron in this press conference. He has zero answers.

  2. genrebuster Says:

    Jimmy Clausen is NOT the answer.

  3. dvxprime Says:

    Ummm…has anybody been listening to the post-game show on The Score? Any thoughts on the new team?

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    I listened to the post-game show after the first two games. Olin sucks and Big Cat has no business talking about football. He was also a shitty offensive lineman that has played for the Bears.

    I miss Doug and O.B. big time.

  5. abdallaha92a Says:

    We only have to win one game. That way we can get the first overall pick. We’re rebuilding and there’s alot of pieces we need.

  6. Fro Dog Says:

    Sadly, I only see the Bears getting one win now and that’s when they play Lovie’s Buccaneers. PATHETIC.

    Well, at least the Ravens are 0-3 with Trestman as the offensive coordinator. Today, their defense couldn’t stop a nosebleed. It must be the stench that he carried with him to Baltimore.

  7. genrebuster Says:

    I didn’t realize Trestman was the offensive coordinator…..HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..PATHETIC.

  8. genrebuster Says:

    ………………………………………………PATHETIC.

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    Heh. I knew you would get a kick out of that. The Ravens actually have been scoring points this year. But, as mentioned above, the stench was carried with him to Baltimore in terms of defensive play. Something tells me Mel Tucker is calling the plays on defense for them.

    You want to know what’s more PATHETIC? Lovie’s Buccaneers have more wins than the Bears do right now.

  10. chucky Says:

    Fro…..do you know why O’Bradovich didn’t come back this year? Was he even offered a chance to return, or did he just that he was done when Buffone died? I heard Kreutz and Williams before the season started, and decided I wasn’t going to listen. Former athletes, for the most part, tend to just completely suck on the radio. Obviously, Doug and OB were an exception to that rule, but when I heard those two dipshits, especially Williams, I knew that I wasn’t giving those morons any ratings. Williams just sounds like a retard, and Olin isn’t much better. And Arkush strikes me as an arrogant know-it-all turd who thinks his shit doesn’t stink. You say you miss Doug and OB Fro? I don’t think you’re alone, and I hope to hell the ratings reflect that too. Mitch Rosen should get hit in the throat with a baseball bat.

    I have nothing to say about this game. Jimmy Clauson is NOT an NFL caliber quarterback, and Ryan Pace should be kicked in the fucking rocks for signing this weird looking shitstain disguised as a QB. If Fales doesn’t start next Sunday I’m done.

    This team is will be 0-16.

    Fuck you George McCaskey

    Fuck you, YOU OLD BITCH

    Fuck you Toad Phillips

    Fuck you Ryan Pace

    Fuck you John Fox

    Fuck you Marc Trestman

    Fuck you Mel Tucker

    Fuck you Lovie Smith

    And Fuck you to any asshole of the Chicago Bears organization, past and present that I may have left of this list. I hate you all, and you have absolutely no goddamned business in the NFL.

    Period.

  11. abdallaha92 Says:

    Hey guys the Bears traded Jared Allen.

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    I was shocked they were able to pull off this trade. Allen is a shell of himself. But he was out of place on this team with Fangio’s 3-4 defense and other people who are much younger need to play.

    They get a 6th-round pick from the Panthers. Depending on how well the Panthers do this year, that could be early in the round.

  13. Fro Dog Says:

    Add Jon Bostic to the list of players getting traded already. He went to the Patriots.

    The Bears are trying to clean house with all of the past picks and signings. I don’t think it’s going to matter.

    If anybody heard John Fox’s press conference today, as well, you would know that he is sounding very Lovie-like. He said the following today: “We have to correct those mistakes and move forward”. He also had the audacity to say he hasn’t spoken to David Fales much but likes that he works hard.

    PATHETIC.

  14. chucky Says:

    Fro….does Fox sound like he just gargled with Liquid Plumber? Goddamn, his voice just sounds terrible. I don’t remember him sounding that bad.

    Also, off subject, professional dipshit and perennial asswipe Derrick Rose said he’s “getting ready for free agency”. Perhaps another turd that hopefully will find the door out of town. But the thing is with this stupid, pathetic pudwhack, who wants an injury prone, dope smoking idiot who really doesn’t want to play? If the Bulls resign this fucking trainwreck, I’m done them too.

  15. Fro Dog Says:

    I think that’s always been his voice. The difference is, since he’s in Chicago now, we are hearing it on an everyday basis. The Bears are nearing that proverbial pinnacle of suck and we are all witnesses.

    Derrick Rose just keeps getting dumber and dumber. Mully and Hanley were just bashing the idiot this morning after playing the comments about him and his family “being fine” in terms of money. Rose said after that he is just looking out for his family.

  16. chucky Says:

    Yeah, I heard them too. I want his ass run out of town more than Cutler, if you can believe that. That punk ass has two years left on his contract, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he doesn’t play a full 82 games in those two years. What a piece of shit he turned out to be.

  17. abdallaha92 Says:

    Give Fox time. He’s been in two super bowls. We’re talking about the biggest pile of shit the Bear franchise has ever seen. It’s going to take more than one off season to fix it. Here’s hoping theres a deep draft.

  18. Fro Dog Says:

    “Give Fox time. He’s been in two Super Bowls.”

    He didn’t win any of them. And that has nothing to do with what he is doing now. Him not starting David Fales on Sunday is proof that he isn’t all that great of a coach. We’ve already seen Jimmy Clausen. It’s time for someone new. If he sucks, fine. At least he tried something new. But going back to the same crap is pointless and a sign of ineptitude.

  19. dvxprime Says:

    Listening to the podcast from that show. OMFG. Derrick needs a fucking better PR coach. or a muzzle.

    To be honest I keep expecting him to say “fuck it” and retire, a week before the season. Not that this is an improvement.

    And the question was about his upcoming civil trial, which is too disturbing for me to even think about. If he loses that civil suit, I honestly will never be able to look at him the same way again, even if he does help the Bulls win the NBA title.

    Hey, Derrick, lemme tell ya about another NBA star who said something about “taking care of his family:” Latrell motherfucking Spreewell. Pulled that bullshit after his T-Wolves lost the Western Conf. finals. The NBA stayed away from his ass en masse.

    Fuck him. Just put him on the market for some draft picks and blow up the team…NOW.

    Speaking of the draft, it blows my mind: TWO FUCKING ROUNDS FOR THE NBA DRAFT? FUUUUCK.

  20. genrebuster Says:

    I’ll take Cutler on the Bears over Rose on the Bulls, anytime.

    “M-reed”…..ha ha. Except it’s not so funny now.

    http://espn.go.com/blog/chicago-bears/post/_/id/4700178/ex-bears-dl-israel-idonije-pokes-fun-at-former-gm-phil-emery-on-twitter

  21. Nemo Says:

    Guys, remember Henry Burris? http://ottawacitizen.com/sports/local-sports/henry-burris-sets-league-completion-mark-as-redblacks-blast-alouettes Think he’d be better than Claussen?

  22. chucky Says:

    Nemo….Bob Avellini, right now at 62 years old, would be better than Clauson.

  23. Fro Dog Says:

    Ahh, Henry Burris. He may very well be, the greatest CFL quarterback ever. He is loved up there.

    Who could forget that memorable 2002 season? I just remember the Bears starting off at 2-0. They went to Buffalo for the third game and pissed it away late. It was a tire fire after that and I think they didn’t win a game until two months later. They finished 4-12. Burris started the final game of the season against the Buccaneers and was just terrible. He threw a few picks and they were shut out 15-0 (all off of field goals). The Buccaneers went on to win the Super Bowl that year.

  24. Fro Dog Says:

    I just checked the Wikipedia page on that season. Wow.

    The Bears played the defending Super Bowl Champion Patriots in Week 10. The Bears had a 27-6 lead in the 3rd quarter and also, pissed that game away. They lost 33-30.

    Ouch.

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