This is fucking stupid: Texans 23 Bears 14

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What a waste of time. I mean, the Bears start off well. Porter gets an interception and the Bears march down the field with ease. The Bears get the ball back after the Texans punt. A 4th and inches is up and Whitehair or Cutler fuck up the snap. How fucking difficult is this shit? The wheels completely fell off in the second half.

John Fox – Fuck this guy. Today, he channeled his inner-Lovie by challenging an obvious catch in the 4th quarter. That timeout was meaningless at the end of this game, but still. When they are supposed to run the ball, they pass. Shitty play-calling and bad game management. Sound familiar? If your team is the Bears, yes.

Vic Fangio – Oh, this defensive genius! Oh, he looked like one in the first quarter. The rest of the game? Not so much. Sure, the offensive couldn’t do shit and maybe, it tired out the defense. But, Osweiler was doing his thing for the last three quarters.

Jay Cutler – There isn’t anybody better out there. The Bears are stuck with him. He was sacked five fucking times. That’s fucking bullshit. I’ll give credit to the Texans. That defense is good, but the fact that the Bears can’t find some kind of stability on this line pisses me off. Alshon Jeffery dropped a first down pass, but other than that, he did his job. And what’s with receivers always running the wrong routes when Cutler is the quarterback? It’s been happening for years.

It’s going to be a long season. Next week, the Eagles are in town on Monday Night Football. I want a refund for my shitty seat in the North end zone. Thanks, Ted Phillips.

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10 Responses to “This is fucking stupid: Texans 23 Bears 14”

  1. chucky Says:

    I’m not even surprised by this outcome. Fro, have you noticed the pattern here? It’s something I’ve been bitching about for a long time now. Every fucking year we bitch about how the Bears suck, and even they bring in new coaches, the coaches seem to all coach alike. Hell, they even sound alike during their bullshit press conferences. They act and sound like the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Why? What is it that makes them all alike? What is the one common denominator here? It’s what I’ve been saying for years. IT’S THE FUCKING GODDAMNED MCCASKEYS!!!!!! I’ve said this a million fucking times: The goddamned Bears will not win jack shit until this team has new ownership. Then, and only then, the necessary changes can be made and then they’ll be contending. Maybe.

    In the mean time,

    Fuck the Bears

    Fuck John Fox

    Fuck the rest of the coaching staff

    AND FUCK THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED MCCASKEY FAMILY, INCLUDING YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!!!!!

  2. chucky Says:

    By the way, I really miss Doug Buffone and Ed O’Bradovich on days like this. Arkush, Kruetz, and Williams aren’t a tenth as good as those two. Absolutely no passion whatsoever.

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Chucky! I totally forgot to tell you this last month. O’Bradovich is on WGN Radio after the games now. He is with Glen Kozlowski and Dan Hampton. Sure, it isn’t with Buffone, but Hampton and Koz aren’t that bad. I did get to listen a little bit today.

  4. chucky Says:

    No kidding? I never knew Thanks Fro, I’ll make it a point to listen next Monday. More proof that the suits at the Score are fucking retards. As far as the game is concerned, why would I want to watch them have their asses handed to them by the Eagles? My prediction : Eagles 48 – Bears 9. It will be one of the uglier games of the season, if not the ugliest.

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    Ooo, that prediction hurts. I pray you’re wrong and I know you feel the same.

    All morning, I’ve heard on The Score of people calling Kevin White a bust and that the coaches are idiots for starting people who had no business starting, mainly, Cody Whitehair (by Cracky).

    In response to that, White didn’t run the route all the way on the Cutler interception. For Whitehair, he isn’t a center. Why they didn’t start Ted Larsen is beyond my imagination against Vince Wilfork. So, a rookie lineman that is playing a position he’s never played before in his first game every isn’t a good combination. Cutler was a beaten man.

    I think it was DVX who brought this up, but if people are calling Cutler a dickhead and a jerk, take a look at why that’s the case. If any of you are getting your ass kicked because the five people in front aren’t protecting you, you would be pissed off too.

  6. erniesarmy Says:

    Hey, Fro, Bears lead 7-6 in the second quarter … their defense looks solid so far.

  7. erniesarmy Says:

    Fro, now I see why you’re so down on the Bears. Three turnovers, injuries all over the place, and a defense that seems to have given up in the fourth down 22-7.

    Packers look like crap too. Rodgers is lost. Capers is still an idiot. McCarthy still can’t coach. Both of us are in for a long season my friend.

  8. Pie in the Sky Says:

    Rogers hasn’t been the same last two years. Is it just me or does he look seriously depressed/drugged?

  9. Pie in the Sky Says:

    Rodgers*

  10. erniesarmy Says:

    Pie, how a two time MVP quarterback can lose it like this still in his prime is very strange. I’m suspicious that he has some kind of health problem that either no doctor has diagnosed, or he is keeping it from people. I know that sounds ridiculous in this day and age, but the guy is not right, and he hasn’t been right going on two years now.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

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