Hey everybody. The Bears sent an email telling me to buy single-game tickets for the upcoming season!

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Where is Captain Kirk when we need him?

“HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!”

And by the way, if you any of you have taken a look at the schedule for the Bears this upcoming season, you will see they will be lucky win three games.

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7 Responses to “Hey everybody. The Bears sent an email telling me to buy single-game tickets for the upcoming season!”

  1. genrebuster Says:

    Dear Ted: Go fuck yourself. You, too George!

  2. chucky Says:

    Damn. That took a lot of fucking nerve. And Fro, you’re way to generous about how many wins the Bears get. I have them pegged at 1-15. They’ll beat Cleveland on Christmas to fuck up their perfect season. Like genre said Ted and George both can go fuck themselves. As for you, you OLD BITCH………just stay in your goddamned coma.

  3. dvxprime Says:

    Fro, I would just send back a Polaroid picture of you giving all those involved the double bird. Fuck this team until they can start acting like they want to contend.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    Heh. Well, it is very surprising that they are selling tickets this early. Usually, tickets go on sale in July. I do have some theories that make a lot of sense as to why they did this very early.

    1. First, they know that there were a lot of no shows and unsold tickets the last half of the season. They may assume if they have tickets go on sale this early, it gives people more time to buy tickets.

    2. Ticket prices for the game against the Packers are sky high and of course the Bears would do that. They know that since fans of the Bears won’t buy them, Packer fans know it may be much cheaper to drive down to Chicago for this game and they will buy them.

    3. And, of course, fans of other teams playing at Soldier Field like the Steelers, Vikings and Lions can get a chance to get these tickets as well.

    I would be afraid to ask George McCaskey what he sees in Ted Phillips and Ryan Pace that nobody else sees. Pace has been drafting total busts in two seasons and with this upcoming draft, I have zero faith that he will move the team forward.

  5. dvxprime Says:

    Sooo…who’s gonna watch the NFL Draft this weekend?

    Bueller? Bueller?

  6. Fro Dog Says:

    Well, the Bulls and Blackhawks really fucked up over these last two weeks. The Bears aren’t going to get a quarterback. Why even bother watching Pace fuck up by drafting the next crop of busts for the Bears?

    Oh, fuck it. I’ll watch who the Bears pick and find something else to watch after.

  7. chucky Says:

    I’ll be dipped in shit! The Bears drafted a quarterback. Now, the question is: Will he be the Cade McNown of the 21st century? With this regime, my money says yes.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

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