Poop | Cardinals 33 Bears 14 (in the 4th)


People may think I was overexaggerating a few weeks back when I said the Bears should literally fire everyone that gets a check from them. I literally said everyone from management down to the players and all the way down to the people cleaning the toilets should be canned.

Just look at the first two drives of the game for the offense. Dalton overthrows a bit only for it bounce off Jakeem Grant’s hands for an interception. The next drive, Cole Kmet has the ball bounce right off his chest as he hits the ground into the hands of a defender for another one. Before you know it, it is 14- 0 and the game is essentially over. The other two interceptions he threw were also deflected. And let’s not forget about the defense giving up big plays on 3rd and long only to end up as first downs or touchdowns along with the inability to tackle. It’s just time for everyone to go.

Everyone. Even the only guy on the team who seems to be trying in David Montgomery. Go away. Let the other players on this team go suck for another team. Let the other coaches ruin other teams.

A complete overhaul is needed. A new general manager and coaching staff is a start. Then, 53 players who aren’t currently on the team. Finish it off with new secretaries, janitors, concession stand workers and security staff. There you go. That’s how you remove a stench that’s been lingering around this franchise for the last three decades. This is the only way the Bears can have any kind of respectability as a professional football organization.

Will it happen? Of course it won’t. But George McCaskey is getting the blueprint from me. He can take it or leave it.

13 Responses to “Poop | Cardinals 33 Bears 14 (in the 4th)”

  1. John Says:

    You think this was bad, wait until next week. I’m almost disappointed that it wasn’t 52-6 after all. It’s hard enough even to predict how the Bears will lose games. Will it be a blown lead fiasco? A missed-opportunities fest? A blowout? Or a Thanksgiving of giveaways?

    David Montgomery, Justin Fields, Cole Kmet, and some defensive players are some good blocks to build on. But I think it’s curtains for Matt Nagy, and possibly Ryan Pace. The Bears are certainly guaranteed a losing season. Things have been slipping lower and lower since the double doink to end the 2018 season. Both the 2019 and 2020 seasons were busts, and now they’re back to their losing ways as they were under John Fox.

    Why can’t the Bears ever have a good offense? Why? The Cowboys routinely have great offenses year in and year out! Even the razzle-dazzle Bears offense of 2018 was nothing compared to the 2013 Testman-McCown offense!

    Smoke ’em if you got ’em for next week.

  2. John Says:

    Hey, Fro Dog, if Matt Nagy and Ryan Pace do indeed end up being fired, what will you replace your web banner with?

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    I’m sure it will be whoever the next coach is because we know the Bears won’t find anyone worth a damn. If not, I’ll find someone despite lacking creativity.

  4. Paul Says:

    What’s it going to take for George McCaskey to remove his head from his rectum and fire everyone and that includes Ted Phillips!!!! Eddie O is losing his mind on the post game show !!

  5. Paul Says:

    Fro Dog, I’m sure you’re right about the next hires because that’s their history, they hire the worst possible GMs and they in turn hire incompetent coaches!! They’ll do it again, you can take that to the bank!

  6. chucky Says:

    I have to agree with what Paul has been saying since he joined us in the darkest corner of the internet. It doesn’t matter who they hire to replace Pace and Nagy. They’ll fuck it up anyway. Fro, the people who need to leave is the goddamned McCaskey Crime Family. Until that happens, the stench will remain in that shithole named Halas Hall. It’s that simply.

  7. genrebusterg Says:

    That toilet seat should be the new Bears logo.

    I’m pulling for the Bears to lose every remaining game. And for the fans to stay away from Soldier Field.

    The McCaskey clan is PATHETIC. They don’t deserve to own an NFL team. Philips, Pace, Nagy…there’s not a toilet big enough for those fuking losers.

    The Bears are now making the pre-2016 Cubs look good.

    What would George Halas do?

  8. Paul Says:

    Genrebusterg, The McASSkeys don’t care and they will continue the Clown Show with another Dumbass Gm and Head coach hire, Chicago needs another NFL franchise!!

  9. chucky Says:

    It seems Paul prediction of a cluster fuck head coach hiring will come true.


    This is right out of the Cubs playbook. Didn’t this guy have a failed tenure in Minnesota?

  10. Paul Says:

    Chucky, I hate to be so negative about the Bears but again their history says they’ll do the same thing! The McCaskeys must all be brain dead for them to not see what the problem is, THEM!!

  11. chucky Says:

    Paul, STOP! You’re not negative, you’re RIGHT! For fucks sake, name one head coach not named Lovie Smith(ugh) who has received a contract extension since Ditka. Dave Wannstedt got a four year extension then got canned two years into that. But that’s it. Wannstedt and Smith. The rest are goddamned bums. So I expect another shitshow to happen starting on January 10th.

    Because the McCaskey Crime Family fucking suck donkey balls.

  12. chucky Says:

    Holy shit, this is really telling.


    Stats don’t lie. There is a serious need for housecleaning, from the very top to the fucking janitors at Shithouse Hall.

  13. Nemo Says:

    The score of a forefeited NFL game is 2-0. Bears should consider that.


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