With a month to go until training camp starts, I just wanted to remind everyone that these two men are losers before they even start losing.


Ryan Poles and Matt Eberflus (how does EberLose sound?) are already losing games for the Bears despite the season not starting yet. We have a general manager who signs the statistically worst quarterbacks in history to the head coach is sounding like he has “FIRE AND PASSION” in the worst of ways.

I’m already done with these idiots. Every year, the Bears are basically eliminated by Columbus Day. These two are not even qualified to run a high school team.

Fuck it. Fuck it all.

5 Responses to “With a month to go until training camp starts, I just wanted to remind everyone that these two men are losers before they even start losing.”

  1. chucky Says:

    EberLose sounds good to me Fro. I’ll ride with that. Same with Ryan PoleDancer. Eliminated by Columbus Day? How about being eliminated by the fucking 4th of July? How about getting eliminated before the fucking Cubs are eliminated? I hope to hell OB makes it through the season. Same with Dan Hampton.

  2. chucky Says:


    THIS is why I hate Hub FUCKING Arkush!!!!!!!!!!!! What a stupid motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    I saw that yesterday. I was puzzled.

    Oh, and another Bear arrested:


    I have an idea. How about you stop signing players who are trouble? Once they’re arrested, release them.

  4. chucky Says:

    That’s a real good idea Fro, which means the Bears, Cubs, Sox, Hawks, and the Bulls are too goddamned stupid to do it.

  5. John Says:

    Hey, I’ll say one thing nice about the McCaskeys. Whatever your political affiliations may be, ladies and gentlemen, at least they don’t use the Bears to go religiously preaching their side of the spectrum to verbatim as is all-too-common these days. By contrast, before you know it the Buffalo Bills will start endorsing candidates. And the Tampa Bay Rays. (Sigh. I know they care but . . . sigh. Can’t sports just be about sports? Shows of charity shouldn’t be controversial.)


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