The Draft is upon us. This will be the official thread for when you need to comment after every bust is selected by Ryan Poles.
Fuck this franchise.
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The Draft is upon us. This will be the official thread for when you need to comment after every bust is selected by Ryan Poles.
Fuck this franchise.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
April 25, 2023 at 10:10 am
I don’t even want to watch this goddamn train wreck of a draft. I think I’ll watch reruns of Gilligan’s Island instead.
Fro, my man, did you make it to Raw last night? I watched it, but I didn’t see you. Did you hear who was backstage? No other than CM Punk. The guy has all the nerve of a bad tooth, considering how badly he burned that bridge.
April 27, 2023 at 12:53 pm
Chuckster!
I was there and very noticeable. You may have not noticed me because I have gained about 20 pounds in the last year. I’m much chubbier now. Haha.
April 27, 2023 at 11:42 pm
The Bears took Darnell Wright over Peter Skoronski. They passed on Peter Skoronski for Darnell Wright. I have no idea who this guy is . . . but if this turns out to be an utter disaster while Peter Skoronski goes on to have a Pro Bowl career, Fro Dog and Chucky, I am going to have a meltdown. I was sure they were going to take Peter Skoronski! I don’t know, maybe they were spooked by his arm length or something.
April 28, 2023 at 1:13 am
I will still argue to this day that Ryan Poles is a stupid fuck for not keeping the first overall pick.
I will still argue that the Bears could have easily had a two-quarterback system with Fields and Young. Or Young being a backup when Fields gets hurt again. Because let’s be real: it will happen again.
I also say they should have drafted Bryce Young because even if Fields is healthy, he could very well suck ass. There is nothing wrong with an insurance policy.
They take this offensive lineman and as we have seen in the last decade, only one has been competent that they have drafted (Whitehair). This is going to be another long season. The Bears will again, win four games at the most.
April 28, 2023 at 9:29 pm
Fro Dog, any QB, no matter how good, is going to look like a dumpster fire if they don’t have a good O-line, and if it’s bad enough to get Fields injured with how many sacks he takes as a result, why would Young fare any better? Also, two QB systems, as far as I know, don’t work well. Even Belichik couldn’t make it work with Bailey Zappe and Mac Jones, and apparently he’s just taken yet another QB.
April 29, 2023 at 1:52 pm
The fact that the Bears drafted a running back who wasn’t Chase Brown from Illinois shows that Ryan Poles is one of the dumbest motherfuckers out there.
Seriously, fuck this guy.
April 30, 2023 at 4:10 am
That’s okay, because Fields will be out of the League by 2025. He cannot throw a football to save his life, regardless of what type of O-Line he stands behind. And he will never learn how to, either.
The Bears should never have traded their first-round overall pick for what amounted to be another loser of an OL–which is basically anathema to a head coach whose specialty is defense, and defense only. Expect another three-win season for these losers in 2023.