This Just In: Shitty football player skips OTA.

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https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/37772718/bears-cb-jaylon-johnson-says-ota-absence-end-next-week

So a guy who is always hurt and sucks when he is actually on the field is skipping a chance to try to get better?

If I’m Jaylon, I show up and try to get better at football. I mean, the guy is like the rest of the corners and safeties who have played for the Bears the last couple decades by not knowing how to cover a receiver.

4 Responses to “This Just In: Shitty football player skips OTA.”

  1. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Fro, you sound surprised. Why? I would expect something like this to happen, especially considering the shitty way Matt Eber-LOSE is running this shit hole team. Everybody is getting a paycheck, they aren’t bouncing like a rubber ball, so why should anybody give a flying fuck?

  2. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    Holy jesus fucking shitballs, Fro, you got to read this. I don’t know who in the fuck this Adam Rank is, but he NEEDS to put down the goddamn crack pipe. This is just too rich to believe!

    https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl-network-analyst-predicts-records-044018885.html

  3. Fro Dog's avatar Fro Dog Says:

    Good Lord. This eternal optimist would think that if there is shit under the Christmas tree, he must be getting a pony.

    Seriously, this guy is on some crazy mushrooms.

  4. chucky's avatar chucky Says:

    I thought you might like it Fro. And I don’t think it’s mushrooms. I think this guy is smoking toadstools and crack at the same time!

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!