There it was. A chance for Justin Fields to prove he isn’t a bust. A chance for a winning drive late in the game. The defense was horse shit all game.
Then, what we all expected: They found a way to lose. Justin Fields throws the pick six. Then another interception on a meaningless drive to close out the game.
Just like last week, I knew the Bears would lose on the very first drive of the game. Jaquan Brisker dropped an interception. What happened after? Read below.
Stop if you heard this before: The defense gave up points on the first drive of the game. Yep. It seems like every game for the last ten years, that’s been the case.
Stop if you heard this before: The defense gave up points on the last drive of the half.
Stop if you heard this before: The defense gave up huge plays on 3rd down all game long. One resulted in a touchdown. COVE YOUR RECEIVERS.
Stop if you heard this before: The defense missed a ton of tackels. Yannick Ngakoue couldn’t get to Mayfield all game. And all of these free agents that were supposed to help? NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. The Buccaneers were on pace for almost 600 yards by halftime.
Stop if you heard this before: Why is there a bubble screen on 3rd and 9? YOU NEED NINE YARDS YOU STUPID FUCKS.
Justin Fields is a fucking bust. He cannot read defenses and he can’t seem to see when receivers are wide open. Several plays today, there he was in the pocket standing around. RUN. RUN. RUN. But nope. Even though the team was garbage last year. He had much more success rolling outside the pocket.
This team is worse than last year and that says a lot. Teams who are 0-2 rarely make the playoffs. And next week against the Chiefs, the Bears will become 0-3. Ryan Poles and Matt Eber-LOSE should have never been hired in the first place. I can’t remember who else was available. But these two are the shitstains on a pair of tighty whities.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 
September 17, 2023 at 3:29 pm
I guess the headline should have been: “The textbook way this team loses.”
September 17, 2023 at 3:48 pm
Yes, they sure feel like the 2016 Bears. And this year there’ll be no fun times with Justin Fields running to make it all worth it. Don’t ever get hyped, people. That’s the lesson.
September 17, 2023 at 4:35 pm
The schedule isn’t any easier after KC Fro.
Week 4 home against the Broncos.
Week 5 at Commanders on Thurs. Night.
Week 6 home against the Vikings.
Week 7 home against the Raiders.
Week 8 at Chargers on Sunday Night.
Week 9 at Saints.
That’s the first half of the season, + 1 game, which ends on November 5. How many wins do you see there. I see AT BEST one game. Do not be surprised or disappointed if that assessment is correct. Eber-LOSER has to go. This fucking cocksucker isn’t qualified to coach a pee-wee league team!
September 17, 2023 at 4:43 pm
You know what, let’s finish off the season.
Week 10 home against the Panthers, Thurs. Night
Week 11 at Lions
Week 12 at Vikings Monday Night
Week 13 Bye
Week 14 home against the Lions
Week 15 at Browns, day and time TBD
Week 16 home against the Falcons
Week 17 at Packers, day and time TBD
Again, maybe one win here. They could be even worse than last motherfucking year!!!!!! GOD-FUCKING-DAMNIT TO HELL!!!!! THIS IS COMPLETELY UN-FUCKING-ACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!
September 17, 2023 at 4:45 pm
I wrote in this article back in May that the Bears may not get their first victory until the 15th week against the Browns. Holy shit.
September 17, 2023 at 5:09 pm
Maybe they beat the Panthers? Think about how all of those teams have played so far this year. The Falcons and Commanders seem to be much better already.
The Bears may seriously have one win the entire season.
September 17, 2023 at 5:34 pm
Guys, there is a serious chance that the Bears may end up nudging close to the all-time longest losing streak in the Super Bowl of the NFL. That is 20 games, done by the Jaguars 2020-2021. The Bears are at 12. Sigh. This is undoubtedly the worst Bears team I’ve ever seen. They play like a college football team!
September 17, 2023 at 5:41 pm
Exactly my point Fro. And let’s play this out further. The go 1-16, or, if we’re optimistic, which I’m not, 2-15, then what? What do the McCaskey do then? Fire Eber-LOSER, keep Poles, and tell the press that THE OLD BITCH is pissed off again? We’ve seen this bullshit before goddamnit! What the fuck is left for us “normal” fans to do? Storm Halas Hall with pitchforks and torches? Fuck that. Stop going to the games? As soon as one fan drops his season ticket some other assclown comes along to scoop it up. I think what we need to do is scream so fucking loud that the McCaskeys sell the team. I’m at the point now I stumped. I don’t know what else to do. This fucking sucks! Goddamnit to hell, this week fucking 2! We shouldn’t be thinking this way at this point in the season.
This is fucking horseshit!
September 17, 2023 at 5:47 pm
How’s this for a stat!
Right now, the Bears are riding a 12-game losing streak in which they’ve given up at least 25 points. Can you guess how many times that’s happened in the NFL? Yeah, ZERO! THE FUCKING BEARS ARE THE FIRST IN THE 103 YEAR HISTORY OF THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE TO BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THESE GODDAMNED USELESS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 17, 2023 at 6:33 pm
Defense in today’s NFL is nonexistent! The rules have made it to where quarterbacks can sit in the pocket and survey the field for hours to find an open receiver! Then there is the flag football shotgun formation that I am sick of. Doesn’t anybody take the ball from under the center anymore. How about running the ball, taking time off the clock and wearing out the opponent in the fourth quarter. Oh no… everybody is in a hurry to get to the end zone, which produces turnovers and injured players. I miss the football they played in the 60’s and 70’s. The players were tougher, the games were better, and the coaches knew how to game plan. All the teams today are piles of dog doo. I don’t see a dominate team anywhere. Oh well at least the Cubs are choking like the good old days.
September 18, 2023 at 8:36 am
Does anyone think Ryan Poles is any better than the 4 previous incompetent general managers hired by the McCaskey crime family , different faces same piss poor results ! The only way that will change is new ownership !
September 18, 2023 at 8:39 am
Chucky , the McCaskeys don’t care they just keep counting their pennies !
September 18, 2023 at 1:00 pm
How’s this for a brutal stat: They last time the Bears scored 40 or more points was on 12/27/20, in Jacksonville. they also scored 35 points on 12/13/20, at home against the Texans. And before that? 11/4/18 in Buffalo, a 41-9 drubbing, and before that 9/30/18, a 48-10 beatdown at home to Tampa Bay. So, in summary, in the last five years the Bears scored 40 or more points……..THREE FUCKING TIMES! And only once hit 35 in that same span of time. This team has been in offensive hell for a long time, and now they’re in defensive hell too. Anybody see any more than 2 wins this year?
I don’t.
September 18, 2023 at 1:43 pm
Roll this around your head for a while and not get brain damage.
Matt Eber-LOSER’s record so far: 3-16.
Marc Trestman at 19 games in: 10-9!
Oy……
September 18, 2023 at 9:54 pm
The fucking offense went away from Justin Fields is good at. The incompetent coaching staff is all like their way or no way. Well you wont win a game your way! Justin Fields specialized in leaving the pocket and throwing on the move, or QB designed runs and they want him to be a pocket passer. Maybe he can’t learn pocket passing, humans all learn differently after all. Luke Getsy may have been a great QB coach, or maybe Rodgers got MVP in spite of him, who knows? But until a competent (when?) coach can structure a playbook to their franchise quarterback’s strengths, it won’t matter who is under center. Fields will win games when he can he can do what he specializes in.
September 18, 2023 at 10:59 pm
I have some stats for you all. Apologies to our lost friend, Irish Yeti. I’m doing his work.
Chuckster brought up the win-loss record between Dr. Death and Eber-Lose. I have Mitch vs. Justin through 27 career starts.
Fields
59.9% completion | 4,469 pass yards | 1,591 rush | 36 total touchdowns | 31 turnovers | 79.7 pass rating
Mitch
63.2% completion | 5,644 pass | 680 rush | 36 total touchdowns | 26 turnovers | 86.3 pass rating
September 18, 2023 at 11:02 pm
I fucking hate this franchise. Growing up a Bears fan was just rotten.
A customer came in my store a long time ago and told me I would get use to this. But I seem to get more pissed as the years go on.
September 19, 2023 at 10:06 am
Fro Dog , Relax you should know by now the Bears will never change with the McCaskeys as owners . I’ve been a Bears fan for over 50 years and the McCaskeys are a pathetic group and when Virginia dies , it’ll be soon , the Bears will be sold and only then can we hope to see a winning team !
September 19, 2023 at 10:14 am
McCaskeys , that says all you need to know , they are the ones responsible for all the losing ! Hot tar and feathers for them all and a quick ride out of town to Greenbay !
September 20, 2023 at 12:06 pm
Yeti isn’t lost
September 20, 2023 at 4:29 pm
Bears DC resigned, cited personal reasons, rumors of a raid on Hallas Hall and the DCs home. Nathan Peterman released and Tyson Bagent promoted to second string QB. All this and more in the 2023 Chicago Bears train wreck!
September 20, 2023 at 6:11 pm
No rumor now Dave.
https://www.totalprosports.com/nfl/alan-williams-raid-fbi-chicago-bears-sensitive-content/
Yeti, you old dog, where the hell have you been hiding yourself? Hope you keep coming back, I’ve missed our tussles!
September 20, 2023 at 6:24 pm
OK, how’s this for an ugly fucking stat. Credit: Brad Biggs.
But the way the Bears are losing is in record-breaking fashion. Brad Biggs with the Chicago Tribune pointed out the offense has a chance to match the 2005 Bears in going nine games in a row without scoring 21 points. They still have a few games to go before breaking that record, which stands at ten games:
“The Bears have not scored more than 20 points in eight consecutive games dating to Week 11 of the 2022 season, a 27-24 loss in Atlanta. They went nine straight games in 2005 without reaching 21 points. They had rookie Kyle Orton at quarterback that season, but he was supported by a great defense and a powerful running game.
There was another nine-game stretch that spanned the end of the 2002 season and the start of 2003. There was a 10-game stretch of 20 points or fewer in 1994 and another eight-game stretch in 1993, so it has happened.”