Will the real Chicago Bears please stand up?


3-3. Which team are we going to get?

41 Responses to “Will the real Chicago Bears please stand up?”

  1. chucky Says:

    The one that sucks ass.

  2. captain1kirk Says:

    How come the Dodgers are not invinvible anymore. Oh yea they aren’t playing the Cubs. The pathetic perennial losers that play in Wrigley Park the monument to losers a true historic landmark for futility.

    Lovie Smith is the Dusty Baker of football like the 2003 Cubs who almost made it to the World Series with Baker and Hendry we had the Bears make it to the Super Bowl with Smith and Angelo. Both these guys are idiots. Squib kick with 11 seconds left totally stupid.

    Is there a FireLovieSmith.Com yet?

  3. chucky Says:

    I suggested it Captain. I don’t why it would not be up yet. Smith is absolute douchebag. And maybe even more arrogant than Baker.

    Never liked Lovie.

    Never will.

  4. Butkiss Says:

    Is it legal for a NFL coach to be named “Lovie”? Oooooh, scary.

    What next, toothpicks?

  5. ksmc2000 Says:

    How fucked up was the end of the Bears game? With 11 seconds left, I thought it would be next to impossible to lose the game. Lovie found a way though. That was worse than Lions coach Marty Mohrningweg pulled a couple of years against the Bears. The game went to overtime and the Lions won the coin toss. They elected to kick off to the Bears instead of recieve. The Bears pushed the ball into field goal range and won the game.

  6. Sandberg23 Says:

    If Lovie starts wearing arm bands and startrs saying dude a lot I’m gonna start wondering if Dusty has a long lost brother that he left behind in Chicago. After the way they lost that someone should have been fired for it. Lovie or how about his best butt buddy Babich?

  7. OrtonFan18 Says:

    This team should easily be 6-0. In the three losses, they have had leads late in the 4th quarter.

    Well, I guess that is what separates the good teams from the bad teams. Maybe the Bears are a .500 team.

  8. Armycubsfan Says:

    Well, the Red Sox sure got raped tonight. I’m pulling for the Rays to win it all.

  9. MadCityMac Says:

    Main reason I hope that TB wins it all is to embarrass the Cubs front office, Lou, and this bunch of fucking loser players who sleep-walked through the series against the Dodgers. Tack on one more expansion franchise to win a series when the big bad Cubs couldn’t. Fuck you Sam Zell, and the horse you rode in on!! Asshole. And fuck you Moe Hendry!

  10. genrebuster Says:

    …I read that the Tribune/Zell may hold onto the Cubs for awhile, until the economic situation changes (so they can get a better price). Fucking jagoffs.

    I don’t think it’s possible to embarrass the Cubs front office…and that is part of the problem.

    What a PATHETIC organization.


  11. captain1kirk Says:


    Excellent post!! I too am a Tampa Bay fan looking for the expansion team to kick some ass. Take a look at the salaries paid by the “elite” teams versus the TB Rays. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA….Stupid rich fuckers. Bet they are the same jagoffs who stole all my retirement money. They can go fuck themselves. Stupid ass rich pigs. “Working men of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your chains.”

    1. NY Yankees 207,108,489
    2. NY Mets 137,391,376
    3. Detroit 137,290,196
    4. Boston 133,220,112
    5. Chicago Sox 121,189,332
    6. LA Angels 118,825,333
    7. LA Dodgers 118,188,536
    8. Chicago Cubs 117,954,333
    9. Seattle 116,876,482
    10. Atlanta 102,849,666
    11. St. Louis 99,624,449
    12. Toronto 97,001,500
    13. Philadelphia 95,479,880
    14. Houston 88,930,414
    15. Cleveland 78,970,066
    16. San Francisco 76,194,000
    17. Milwaukee 74,687,499
    18. Cincinnati 74,117,695
    19. San Diego 72,626,616
    20. Colorado 68,655,500
    21. Baltimore 66,806,249
    22. Texas 66,312,326
    23. Arizona 66,202,712
    24. Kansas City 57,855,500
    25. Minnesota 56,932,766
    26. Washington 54,166,000
    27. Pittsburgh 48,689,783
    28. Oakland 47,167,126
    29. Tampa Bay 43,422,997
    30. Florida 22,650,000

  12. captain1kirk Says:

    I have not yet weighed in on the current race for president. I am too fucked up deciding whether on want to vote for bad or worse. But here is something the people of Chicago know.

    U.S. should immediately pull out of Chicago!

    Body count. In the last six months 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago, 221 killed in Iraq.

    Sens. Barack Obama & Dick Durbin, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., Gov. Rod Blogojevich, House leader Mike Madigan, Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike), Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley)…..our leadership in Illinois…..all Democrats.

    Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago. Of course, they’re all blaming each other.

    Can’t blame Republicans, they’re aren’t any!!!!

    State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in country. Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. (Look’em up if you want). Chicago school system one of the worst in country. This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois. He’s gonna ‘fix’ Washington politics?

  13. Nemo Says:

    Yeah, and Republican states have no crime. Puh-lease! And can you tell me since when it was a State or US Senators responsibility to determine county sales tax or determine local municipalities crime policy?

  14. ksmc2000 Says:

    With less than three weeks until the election, there are many that are undecided as who to vote for. My buddy Chuck is sitting on the fence also. He told me the deciding factor as to why he might fall onto the Republican side, was that he wants to be Nailn’ Palin.

  15. captain1kirk Says:


    Where did I say the republicans had no crime Pu-lease. If you do not hold the democratic leadership responsible for the mess in Chicago then more power to ya. Say it ain’t so Nemo! If you are the Senator from Illinois and and don’t pay attention to Chicago what do you monitor the corn crop??
    It would amaze me to put leadership in Washington that had their home state in shambles.

    Anyway I don’t want to discuss politics on this site so I will end with this comment.

    Oh my the Dodgers got beat 4 games to 1 by the Phils. So lets see in 2007 the Diamondbacks sweep Cubs 3-0, then lose to Colorado 4-0. In 2008 the Cubs get swept by the Dodgers 3-0, then lose to the Phils 4-1. I am not sure what the hell that all means other than the Cubs are getting the shit kicked out of them by teams that will never be called dynasties.

    I wonder if it has anything to do with the lead off hitter who has 3 hits in 28 at bats with 1 walk and 8 strikeouts???

    Time to back up the truck and un load some of these post season losers and get some guys like Evan Longoria. Then again first you got to unload the Tribune so the new owner can unload Hendry. The new owner can also unload Wrigley Park the monument to losers.

  16. Sandberg23 Says:

    Wrigley has nothing to do with the team losing and if they build another stadium somewhere else the sheep are just gonna follow into that building and take up space too. The 100 yrs of losing is what keeps bringing these fucking sheep back. Not to mention if they build a new park that’s probably just gonna end up being more money taken out of our pockets to pay for the fucking thing. So in the end we are helping fund for the sheep to come a flocking. If they are gonna do anything knock the godamn grandstand down and rebuild a new one so there isn’t them god awful pillars with the obstructed view.

  17. genrebuster Says:

    Until the Cubs are sold and Hendry is fired, I could care less. The culture of losing must be disposed of…until then, Happy 100!


  18. chucky Says:

    I just heard on The Score that the Cubs have denied the Seattle Mariners permission to talk to Jim Hendry.

    Obviously, they have not heard that he totally sucks ass.

    Man, fuck this organization. I getting sick and fucking tired as hell of screaming into the wind. I’ve fucking had it.

    FUCK EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. genrebuster Says:

    and YES, Soriano was a waste of money…a shorter contract would have been smarter. He vanishes when it really counts, NOT a big game pressure player. Same for A-Ram and DP Lee (now that he is a Cub).

    Great work Hendry, you stinking bum. PLEASE…..tender your resignation immediately!

  20. MadCityMac Says:

    Keith, I’d nail Palin in a heartbeat, but I wouldn’t vote for her. She IS a milf! Chucky and Genre, amen. And thanks Kirk!

  21. chucky Says:

    You couldn’t pay me enough to bang that bitch Palin. She turns my fucking stomach every time she opens her goddamn mouth. I didn’t think it was possible, but in my world, she surpasses Hillary on the obnoxious meter. Hillary moves down to number 2. That is just me, I don’t expect everyone to agree.


  22. MadCityMac Says:

    I think the main reason I hate her (and I do, but she is borderline hot) is she’s dumb as a box of rocks. All she does is spew the same shit that McCain keeps spewing. But I do see your point Chucky, seriously, I do!

  23. Chris1998 Says:

    Captain Kirk is right. Fuck Chicago. Yes the state Capitol is in Chicago, not Springfield. Pension fund? Just raise cigarette taxes again! You can’t smoke anywhere in Illinois though…

    Just get the antis (anti-smoking Marxists) off my back, or outlaw cigarettes.

    I smoke where I want to, not necessarily 15 feet away from anything. This is America, not the Soviet Union. So fine me for smoking. I won’t pay it.

    Can’t say anything negative about Obama, Lovie Smith, Dusty, etc… that would constitute racism. But at this point, with the economy the way it is, I don’t give a flipping fuck. And neither do most other Americans. (Well, with the exception of the stupid white women under 40 who love Obama, and faint at his rallies. The only “package” these women care about is not economic.)

    I don’t care if the Cubs go 0-162…

    Tell it the way it is! Who cares if you are politically incorrect. Has being PC helped any of your 401 K’s? Are you happy that groups like ACORN forced banks and mortgage companies to make risky loans with the threat of civil rights lawsuits if they didn’t comply? Just tell it the way it is. Being PC and culturally sensitive never helped me in college or in life. I never got anything out of it. I realized in college that most goofy college professors hate white males. I worked hard, but still received average grades. Even though I was in the National Honor Society in high school. Nemo mentioned it that it happened to him at NIU. It is what it is. And we have to fight to stop injustices. Not when they happen just to us, but to other people as well. Nobody will hear you if you don’t speak up!

  24. genrebuster Says:

    The entire Cubs organization should be forced to watch the Red Sox-Rays game from tonite. Everyday for a week. Maybe all the gutless jagoffs would learn something. Because like ’em or not, the Red Sox proved (again) that they are a team with HEART. Down 7-0 after 6.5 innings…only to comeback
    and win AN ELIMINATION GAME 8-7. Regardless of how that series finishes, they refused to give up. The 2nd greatest comeback in Post-season history. The first? …………
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

    In the 1929 World Series, the Philadelphia Athletics beat the Chicago Cubs in 5 games.

    The famous “Mack Attack” occurred in 1929, named for the legendary manager of the Athletics, Connie Mack, in which the Athletics overcame an eight-run deficit by scoring ten runs in the 7th inning of Game 4. The inning featured an infamous Cubs moment when center fielder Hack Wilson lost Mule Haas’ fly ball in the sun resulting in a bases-clearing, inside-the-park home run, although the A’s still trailed 8-7 at that point.
    The ESPN guys made fun of “the Cubbies” for that…I guess it’s well deserved.

    BTW, whoever forbid the Mariners to talk with Hendry deserves a punch in the throat. FIRE JIM HENDRY. ‘Nuff said.

    As for the Bears, I don’t think Lovie is “the guy”. But what do I know?

    (since some of you are going “political”, here is my one and only comment):

    I don’t think Palin is “the girl”. That in itself is cause for me to vote Obama…although there are several other reasons (the last 8 years and current state of affairs, to name 2). I suspect that many of you disagree, fine by me…let’s agree to disagree on this as I’m not interested or willing to debate it here…I will respect your differing opinions.

    That said, I admit that Palin can be entertaining (at times)…so here is a link that some may enjoy (right wing conservatives LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, beware!

    Be sure to click on different objects, such as doors, windows, drawers…etc.


    Now, back to the Cubs………………………….fuck it, just send me a telegram when they are sold!

    Good night all.

  25. genrebuster Says:

    My dearest sheeple:

    Perhaps if they rename Wrigley Stadium “Cubbies park”, the CURSE will be lifted…..(?)


  26. genrebuster Says:

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  27. Armycubsfan Says:

    LMAO at Palin as president.

    My favorite is the the ringing red phone followed by the nucular (nuclear) explosion.

    You have to wonder if the Red Sox have momentum going into the final two games of the ALCS. This is a team responsible for sweeping 4 from the Yankees after being 0-3.

  28. Sandberg23 Says:

    I’m not gonna accept that Wrigley is to blame. It’s these fucking bums in blue pinstripes year in and year out that can’t get the job done and the fucks who wear the suits upstairs faults. They are the ones who are starting to give Wrigley a bad name. And it sucks because Wrigley is a great place to watch a baseball game if you have the right seats. So you can go ahead blow the fucking thing up build something new but as long as you have the same bums wearing them jerseys and them same losers running the organization get used to another 100 yrs of losing in a different park. With the same sheep coming back for more because its been 200 yrs and this could be the year! Jesus I just had a panic attack again thinking how they will never win it in my lifetime.

  29. MadCityMac Says:

    Genre, That website is hysterical!

  30. genrebuster Says:

    Mac, my brother e’d that link to me yesterday…cracked me up big time.

    I just looked at the team payrolls Kirk posted…wow, could Hendry have signed the entire Marlins team for what Sorry-O-No is making? Too bad he didn’t. Regardless, that move hasn’t paid off yet………………………………………………………………………….

    NO MORE ‘tick tock’….because who the hell is counting anymore?

  31. ksmc2000 Says:

    Great link genre. Scarey thought that if something happened to McCain, she would be in charge.

    You are so correct on the Cubs “tick tock” clock. Just like the debt clock, it has run out of digits.

  32. captain1kirk Says:

    My position on Wrigley field was once the same that the park had nothing to do with losing. Wrigley Field it would seem rationale had no more to do with the fact that the Cubs are losers than a goat, black cat or Steve Bartman. I will say that Wrigley Field is part of the aura of Cubbies, Loveable Losers, Friendly Confines, Hey Hey and Take Me out to the Ball Game. I am quite honestly sick of the whole mystique surrounding the Cubs lack of winning. It sucks and I hate it. So its time to butcher the sacred cow, move on and away from all things that remind us of our pathetic past. Wrigley Field has NEVER been home to a World Series Champion.

    So here is my take:
    1. Get rid of Wrigley
    2. Get rid of the Tribune
    3. Get rid of all current management
    4. Get rid of this entire team and start over
    5. Get rid of the Cub logo

    These would be excellent steps in shedding the image of LOSERS.

  33. captain1kirk Says:

    Oh yea Barack is a liar

  34. chucky Says:


    ANYONE who has letter in brackets behind their name, whether it’s a D, R , I or anything else is a goddamn liar. It’s not just Obama. And for my money, Psycho Sarah and that old bastard McCain are much bigger liars than Obama ever dreamed of being. That bitch needs to take her entire family, her bullshit religion, and her stupid, dumb-ass hockey-mom persona and go back to fucking Alaska. I’ve already had enough of her bullshit.

  35. genrebuster Says:

    Chucky, I like the way you think!

    ………So, have the Cubs been sold yet? NO.

    I hope that miser Zell doesn’t wait until the economy recovers as that will take some time, regardless…

    FIRE JIM HENDRY, an extremely poor judge of character…he has proven that time and again.

  36. captain1kirk Says:

    If you want to make it all about Palin and not about Obama then enjoy your third world socialist welfare state under Barack.

    The old bastard is a hero and a true patriot. He has no reason to lie but Barack turned his back on Reverend Wright when it was no longer politically correct. Suggest you check what he preached when Barack was a member of his church. The fucking psycho running is Obama the guy lies to fit his purpose. I am so tired of his bull shit and his politically correct running mate Biden that ticket sucks.

  37. chucky Says:

    Sorry Captain, the only one who sucks is McCain/Palin. Have you heard the ravings at that psycho bitches church? They’re as bad as Wrights ravings. Personally, I wish a fucking atheist would run. I suggest you take listen to that shit, Kirk. I am so fucking sick and tired of religion I could scream! And before you or anybody else decides to blast me, get your facts from some other place than Fox News, the retarded drug-addled gasbag Rush Limbaugh, or the baby Jesus Sean Hannity!!!!!!

  38. captain1kirk Says:

    I have my facts straight what does ” we gotta spread the wealth around” sound like to you? How about tax credits whether or not you pay tax sound like to you? Sounds like welfare/socialism to me. Sorry but I work for what I have and don’t look for handouts from the federal government.

    I really really doubt if the ravings out of Palins church are as fucked up as Wrights. Sorry if you took this as a personal bashing. Trust me I don’t take opposing political views as a personal bashing. That is one of the freedoms we have here unless you subscibe to facism.

    I get my views from listening to the canidates speeches and thier debates. Regarding all of his associations sorry but where there is smoke there is fire. Time for a change is right how about less government not more. How about if bank fails it goes out of business. How about if a guy can’t pay his mortgage he gets his ass tossed out on the street.

    I am so sick of this system with all the special interests, lobbyists and cronnies in Washington that frankly I would rather see a hockey Mom from Alaska running the country. Palin could do no worse that Clinton, Bush.

  39. chucky Says:

    You are dead right about the system Kirk. No arguement there! My point is this: BOTH parties are completely fucked up. They are bought and paid for by the lobbyists and their cronies. The entire thing needs to be blown up.

    Thomas Jefferson said to beware of political parties. Once they get into power, they stop doing the peoples business and worry more about political survival. Gee, if he could only see what we have become.

    My mother used to always say that more blood was shed in the name of God than for any other reason. That, among others is the reason religion makes me fucking gag. In my opinion, and only my opinion, Sarah Palin is a religious lunatic. She had an exercism performed on her to drive out some sort of demon or something. I am not really sure of the details, but it was something like that. I am totally disgusted that our foreign policy has been dictated by a psycho religious fundamentalist freak. We don’t need another. Hence my comment about wishing that an atheist would run.

    It might be ok that a hockey mom runs the country. I just don’t want THAT hockey mom running the country. I said this before in an earlier post: I’m not a democrat, I’m not a Republican. I’m just one pissed off AMERICAN.

    And no, I’m not in favor socialist welfare and redistribution of wealth. But I’ll tell you this: I’d much rather have my money stay in this country instead of going to some other country that is truly third world. And I sure as hell don’t want it going to pay a bullshit war that NEVER should been started to begin with.

    Honestly now, can anyone tell me where exactly our tax dollars go. Yours, mine, anybody elses. Thr truth is, we really DON’T know. THAT pisses me off too.

  40. genrebuster Says:

    How ’bout those Red Sox? At least they have heart and put up a fight.

    FIRE JIM HENDRY, he is a bad judge of character, although he is not alone!


    Chucky, I still like the way you think!

  41. chucky Says:

    Thanks genre. By the way, did you Hendry is on the verge of signing an extention? Sorry men, this team isn’t getting sold anytime soon. And Moe is going to be around a while longer.



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