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Looking through our TLFC pun rolodex, we’d offer that animal abuse is nothing to bark at. However, given that it’s the eve before Ted pitches tomorrow (TedsDay Eve), we are wondering aloud what all the little Ted Heads want from Santa Ted this year.
To us, feels like a Cy Young, Dancing with the Stars championship and hit single w/ Timberland.
If DP Lee continues with his torrid hitting of 2008, I’d like to see Hoffpauir get a bunch of at bats in the regular season before he is sent down or sat on the bench.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 
February 26, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I’d like to talk about Animal Abuse and the serious threat it places on American society.
HELP!
February 26, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Looking through our TLFC pun rolodex, we’d offer that animal abuse is nothing to bark at. However, given that it’s the eve before Ted pitches tomorrow (TedsDay Eve), we are wondering aloud what all the little Ted Heads want from Santa Ted this year.
To us, feels like a Cy Young, Dancing with the Stars championship and hit single w/ Timberland.
February 26, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I think somebody dumped brown acid into the water supply.
February 26, 2009 at 1:56 pm
chucky. Maybe by the time the season starts, the water supply will be cleaned up…
Fire Jim Essian. Fire Jim Hendry.
“I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
February 26, 2009 at 3:32 pm
genre, I’m not holding my breath.
February 26, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Fro’s Dog. Shut yo mouth homme.
February 27, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Cubs are winning Spring Training games. Anybody care to talk about that?
Hoffpauir and Gathright hitting pretty well.
February 28, 2009 at 3:28 pm
If DP Lee continues with his torrid hitting of 2008, I’d like to see Hoffpauir get a bunch of at bats in the regular season before he is sent down or sat on the bench.
March 1, 2009 at 4:34 am
Cubs DESTROYED the White Sux 13-0. Ouch!
😀
March 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm
The Cubs are kicking ass in exhibition if only these chokers could win a playoff game. Does DP Lee have any trade value?