Why the Bears will suck this year.


I have seen all I need of the Chicago Bears this season. I know it’s only the preseason but judging from last year’s preseason, the average fan indeed can tell how their team will do just by watching the third game of the preseason. Now before I get to anything else, I want to point something out before fuck tards like Irish Yeti come here (The worse site on the internet) to point out certain stats. One stat that I think he will point is the 1985 Bears team that was winless in their preseason yet went to win the Super Bowl that year.

The response I have to say to that is those two teams are totally different. The 1985 team had a better team. This 2010 team could be the worse we have seen since the 2002 team that went 4-12 in my opinion. Even last year, myself along with the guys over at Fire Ron Turner (Now Fire Mike Martz) were saying that this team just doesn’t look like a contender even with Jay Cutler at quarterback. We were worried about the offensive line which turned out to be shitty. We worried about the secondary. That turned out to be a disaster. And we worried about the defense as a whole which once again turned into a shit fest. Yes. Brian Urlacher was a factor in that shitty defense. But even with him, they probably win one or two more games which puts them at the bubble of the playoffs.

Just like last year, the same questions are there for this 2010 Chicago Bears team:

1. If Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith knew the offensive line sucked the last couple years, why haven’t they tried to make it better? Yes. They draft Chris Williams though they knew he had back problems. That was a bust. They signed Frank Omiyale and that hasn’t done much. So I can’t say they aren’t trying but unfortunately, they haven’t signed the right players. Due to the lack of a decent offensive line, we will not know how well Jay Cutler can be on this team.

2. Will Charles Tillman ever learn how to actually play cornerback? This guy has won some games for the Bears. No doubt about it. He can cause fumbles and get the occasional interception. However as I stated in the past, if you ask him to actually cover a receiver, you are basically fucked as a team. Football is a simple game to figure out. It’s 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

3. The defense as a whole. Is Brian Urlacher finished? It sure looks like it. Even before his injury last year, he looked slow on reading the offense. How about the rest of the linebackers? Lance Briggs always seems to bring it but will guys like Hillenmeyer and Tinoisomoa help out? Julius Peppers gets signed to big money does that mean he will do well when no one else on the defensive line is great?

4. Special teams. Let me continue to beat the dead horse on this issue. Devin Hester will be good being a third wide receiver. Forget him winning two or three games alone taking back kicks and punts. Lovie Smith and Jerry Angelo think he’s the next Jerry Rice. This is for a lack of a better term, pathetic. The ineptitude and lack of football knowledge by Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith will prove to be costly once again this season.

So buckle up Bears fans. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. I would love to be totally wrong on all of this but I don’t see it. I want the Bears to win and win a lot. I just don’t see it with this team. Too many questions and no answers to go with any of them. I would like 11 or 12 wins but I think at best, 8-8 sounds just about right.

21 Responses to “Why the Bears will suck this year.”

  1. chucky Says:

    Fro…there will be two good things to come if the Bears suck this year.

    1) If the league can get it’s shit together on the CBA, this should be Smiths last year as head coach. And Angelo may well be gone too. Let’s hope there is no work stoppage, because there is no way in hell the Bears are going to pay for two head coachs at the same time. I wouldn’t do that either, so I won’t blast them on that.

    2) Listen to 670 the Scores post game show with Buffone and O.B. They’re the best in the world. And they are far more entertaining when the Bears lose.

    In any event, hang on tight. It’s going to be a real bumpy ride.

  2. erniesarmy Says:

    Fro, I think the Bears need a new coach, like the Cubs need a new GM, and president – oh, and a new owner (one with brains) would help.

    But, hey, hockey season is right around the corner, right?

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    You are exactly right Ernie. Don’t forget that basketball is starting soon. I can’t wait for that punk bitch LeBron James to lose in the second round. I know you are a Lakers fan but I use to the hate them all these years including Kobe. Now, I actually like the guy. He has won titles both with a superstar (Shaq) and without one.

  4. robert Says:

    fro not much of a fan of bball but I have to agree with what you and ernie are saying…. I do not think Miami can win a title….cause if you look at the great laker teams they did not just beat you with there starting 5 there bench destryoed you….same thing with the celtics teams of the 80s and the bulls teams of the 90s…i dont think the heat can beat the celtics

  5. Mike D. Says:

    After reading your quote of “11 on 11”, I couldn’t help but laugh. A thought so entirely outside of rational experience has to be utterly and mystifyingly powerful in its own right. In Fro’s mind, the locker room has a dirt floor where they draw up all the plays. Da Vinci would weep at the flawlessness of it. We’ve sent too many good men here to get slogged down in the fog of retard war.

    I think we know now that the birth of Fro was pretty bad.

  6. Penfoe Says:


  7. TDubbs Says:


    How’s your summer going? Is your girlfriend still ok after all the beatings she took because of baseball?

  8. Jim Essian Says:

    Now now children, mind your manners.

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    (Reads comments) Sigh…

    You have to be fucking kidding me.

    Let’s start off with this idiot named “PenFoe” (Whatever the fuck that means.) Ok. Nobody knows me. Great. That’s because I am a basement dweller as Mike D. said. All I do is stay in my basement and play on the computer.

    Now TDubbs. I figured the elementary school you attend supervise you while you are using the computer but I digress. And I haven’t even paid attention to baseball in nearly two years. Maybe go read what other people tell you. That is if you can read.

    Mike D. – I read your last couple posts. You say the comment you “didn’t” write sounded just like you, then that means you did write it. And I checked the IP addresses and email address for all posts and they all match the same. So now it all makes sense that you are a delusional bastard who has nothing better to do than talk about this site. I have a good idea for you and I think it makes perfect sense for you: Don’t talk about me or anyone else on this site and don’t come here. Read that last sentence, comprehend it and act it out. That might save you some trouble.

    Does it affect you that much that you have to make a comment on it? Attacking me personally makes you look like a piece of shit. And since you enjoy doing so, why don’t I start talking about you personally? I feel bad for wife and/or kid(s). That’s if your wife would be stupid enough to breed with you. If not, I would have no problem breeding with her then you can call it yours. Then before I leave her, I will gladly tell her to either swallow or it’s going in her eyes.

    Now how does that feel?

  10. Yeti Says:

    I’m pretty sure Huey hasn’t written any of them, including the one saying he didn’t write the previous one.

  11. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    I am sure we believe you Yeti. Now go fetch us some stats that tell us that our lovable losers will bounce back next year to make the playoffs and contend for a World Series.

    Did anyone see Chapman pitch this week for Cincinatii? That guy can throw. Can anyone give the over/under on when his arm will fall off due to Dusty? I am going to say he will be having Tommy John surgery by May.

  12. genrebuster Says:

    Yeti posted: “I am pretty sure…”…wtf?

    Yeti, weren’t you “pretty sure” the Cubs were going to have a good season, too? And that Kevin Gregg’s stats weren’t so bad (or am I dreaming that?). It’s fair to suppose that you MIGHT be wrong about Baby Huey…

    Regardless, the childish insults your “friends” lob here are BORING and STUPID. At least you haven’t stooped to their level of rudeness and ignorance. Thank You for that.

    I will look forward to reading your synopsis of the 2010 Cubs–stats and all–when this PATHETIC season is over. Please…do not disappoint us!

  13. Yeti Says:

    I’m saying I’m pretty sure because I know Huard, and he denies it. He has no reason to lie

  14. Thrillho Says:

    > “Mike D. – I read your last couple posts. You say the comment you ‘didn’t’ write sounded just like you, then that means you did write it.”

    I just got off the phone with Jacques Derrida and he said he thinks Fro’s post-structuralist theory of authorship is a little “out there.”

  15. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    Oh look. The sheeple have returned! It’s been a long summer without these idiots.

    Fro, you should just ban these pathetic excuses for human beings. It has become annoying.

  16. Fro Dog Says:


    I have given it strong consideration over the last couple days. They are as you said annoying. They obviously have nothing else going on in their lives other than to come here and see what we all post. If cock munching gimps such as TDubbs, PenFoe, Thrillho, Mike D. and Irish Yeti continue to act like they are having a case of anal discharge, then I won’t have a choice.

  17. Yeti Says:

    It’s funny that MSS says we should be banned when he’s the guest who trolls the shoutbox. Oh, the irony

  18. genrebuster Says:

    Yeti, pleased define “trolling the shoutbox”.

    Is MSS posting juvenile comments or “personally insulting” the admin(s) of HJE?

    BTW, I posted some of my thoughts at HJE after Lou quit and it wasn’t insulting juvenile crap trying to stir things up…I don’t think anybody was offended by it.

  19. genrebuster Says:

    err…”please define”

  20. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    I’m the one who trolls the shoutbox?

    What are you even talking about and where’s your proof?

  21. Irish Morpheus Says:



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